The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread - Page 193

Ginn · 03-02-2009, 08:11 PM

I refuse to join this trend, on the grounds that it put the mental image of what I imagine Grobbee looks like sipping tapioca pudding out of some chicks cooter...

Aztlan · 03-02-2009, 08:12 PM

best sig ever

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 03-02-2009, 08:13 PM

I just wish you guys had freakier women. The depths of depravity some women can show you is simply mind-blowing.

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I refuse to join this trend, on the grounds that it put the mental image of what I imagine Grobbee looks like sipping tapioca pudding out of some chicks cooter...

It's more of a slurp, really. Just don't let it go too far down your throat, it'll make you gag. That's why I never understood why some chicks love to swallow, but hey. Some women are fiends for it.

EmpireF4i · 03-02-2009, 08:22 PM

Yeah no thanks. Not only do I want any guys cum in my mouth, including my own, I wouldnt want the chance that she could get pregnant.

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 03-02-2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by EmpireF4i

Yeah no thanks. Not only do I want any guys cum in my mouth, including my own, I wouldnt want the chance that she could get pregnant.

... birth control? I suppose monogamous relationships with one partner at a time are taboo around these parts. One of the benefits of being involved in a strong, committed relationship is that you get to go bareback whenever you'd like.

Tyen · 03-02-2009, 08:33 PM

I told my woman that we first met in the same building in which the american revolution was started. Fanuiel Hall in Boston.

I'm awesome.

aychamo_aycono · 03-02-2009, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GrobbeeTrull2.0

... birth control? I suppose monogamous relationships with one partner at a time are taboo around these parts. One of the benefits of being involved in a strong, committed relationship is that you get to go bareback whenever you'd like.

Hmm, well your post says "most chicks I've been with" which seems to imply that you've been with a lot of girls that like you to cum in them and suck it out and spit it in their mouth. This implies that most of the chicks you've been with have been freaks and that you've gone bareback with them. Bareback + freaky chick is scary, and you joke that I have STDs!

Unless of course you've been with like 2 girls, and 1 out of the two liked that, then you just have weird taste! I'm 27 and good looking, and I've been with a lot of girls, and I can't imagine any but maybe one of them liking that. But hey, I sure as hell never tried it, so who knows right?

All I can say is you've got balls man.

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 03-02-2009, 08:43 PM

I've had 5 serious partners that I've gone sans raincoat with and 4 of them liked the aforementioned activity. This over the course of about 9 years. Of course, I'm sure there were a few slip n' dips here or there, but I don't remember them. Clean bill of health!

It also helps that I have lower standards than you fine gentlemen, and thus, encounter far more "untouched" territory than you might. When a girl tells me "I've been with one man and that was 2 years ago" and her STD test comes up clean... well... why not, right?

Aztlan · 03-02-2009, 08:46 PM

So how's the new girl going Grobbee? Suck your man juices out of her pussy yet?

aychamo_aycono · 03-02-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GrobbeeTrull2.0

I've had 5 serious partners that I've gone sans raincoat with and 4 of them liked the aforementioned activity. This over the course of about 9 years. Of course, I'm sure there were a few slip n' dips here or there, but I don't remember them. Clean bill of health!

It also helps that I have lower standards than you fine gentlemen, and thus, encounter far more "untouched" territory than you might. When a girl tells me "I've been with one man and that was 2 years ago" and her STD test comes up clean... well... why not, right?

So... Basically your ugly and fuck ugly girls? I thought uglier girls had all the STDs cause they take whatever they can get? I don't know cause I've never fucked an ugly girl. Just crazy ones

FoghornDeadhorn · 03-02-2009, 08:52 PM

I cannot for the life of me decide if the guy who likes cum is gayer than aychamo. It is a tug-of-war in my head.

aychamo_aycono · 03-02-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FoghornDeadhorn

I cannot for the life of me decide if the guy who likes cum is gayer than aychamo. It is a tug-of-war in my head.

Wow I actually removed you from ignore bc this thread was taking a turn for the interesting. Nope, you're still an idiot. Later dude!

Shutup · 03-02-2009, 09:31 PM

Wow, just when I thought this thread couldn't possibly get any stranger.

Aztlan · 03-02-2009, 09:32 PM

You know. At the start of my PoF & OkCupid career, I used to use the Divorce Line, to great effect. Then I stopped using it for a few weeks. Now I just started using it again. Damn I forgot how great of an opener it is. It's just plain freakin awesome! You get almost immediate results to it.

Brad2770 · 03-02-2009, 09:42 PM

I have better results with the Zombie Attack one I came up with.

..though I am thinking about opening with "Hey, your profile is awesome, but would you like me to blow a load into your cooter, go down on you, make you cum, slurp it out and then feed it back to you in a big sloppy kiss?"

I think that is the new divorce line.

03-02-2009, 08:11 PM	#2881 (permalink)
Ginn Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 143 -3 Internets	I refuse to join this trend, on the grounds that it put the mental image of what I imagine Grobbee looks like sipping tapioca pudding out of some chicks cooter... __________________ Join the Überguilds Rosetta@Home team.

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GrobbeeTrull2.0 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 4,174	I've had 5 serious partners that I've gone sans raincoat with and 4 of them liked the aforementioned activity. This over the course of about 9 years. Of course, I'm sure there were a few slip n' dips here or there, but I don't remember them. Clean bill of health! It also helps that I have lower standards than you fine gentlemen, and thus, encounter far more "untouched" territory than you might. When a girl tells me "I've been with one man and that was 2 years ago" and her STD test comes up clean... well... why not, right? __________________ "When the last tree has died; and the last river been poisoned; and the last fish been caught, we will realise that we cannot eat money." - Cree proverb

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03-02-2009, 08:33 PM	#2886 (permalink)
Tyen The future, I came from it Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 3,664 +3 Internets	I told my woman that we first met in the same building in which the american revolution was started. Fanuiel Hall in Boston. I'm awesome.

03-02-2009, 08:52 PM	#2891 (permalink)
FoghornDeadhorn Waiting for Diablo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun Posts: 4,234	I cannot for the life of me decide if the guy who likes cum is gayer than aychamo. It is a tug-of-war in my head.

03-02-2009, 09:31 PM	#2893 (permalink)
Shutup Cajun in yo pocket Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Opelousas, LA Posts: 804 +18 Internets	Wow, just when I thought this thread couldn't possibly get any stranger.

03-02-2009, 09:42 PM	#2895 (permalink)
Brad2770 is fucking stupid. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,669 +7 Internets	I have better results with the Zombie Attack one I came up with. ..though I am thinking about opening with "Hey, your profile is awesome, but would you like me to blow a load into your cooter, go down on you, make you cum, slurp it out and then feed it back to you in a big sloppy kiss?" I think that is the new divorce line.