The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

[Sharmai]

Good lord your doing it wrong. You never have to put your tongue in it and unless you have a unnaturally long tongue it's not going to do much for you anyway by doing so.

You put your tongue right above her clitoris (above that little bump just short of tip top of the vagina) and lick that area with the tip of your tongue in a rapid fashion. Up/down and left/right.

When she is about to explode you can make her orgasm reach new heights but licking up/down but going down slightly below the clitoris (but still not inside the vagina) and then licking all the way the back up and over the clitoris an up to the top edge of the vagina. (This whole length is only about half an inch or less so its no far. It's pretty easy to lick this extremely fast since your head doesn't have to travel)

Just make sure you get a good grip on her legs because as soon as you do that she is going to explode on your chin and flap all over the bed like crazy with weird screams.


Then you make her elbows touch her knees and shove your shit into her like your a jackhammer and watch as she loses count of her orgasms around number 6 or so.....


If your tongue is going into the vagina your just doing it wrong.

*Note avoid actually licking the clitoris itself until after you have her good and worked up. Licking it to soon will make her jump and slightly uncomfortable if shes extra sensitive. Build her up slowly then start to lick the clitoris and below the clitoris.

[Tenks]

I never go in by intention sometimes I just miss. I know what I'm doing its not like I'm performing rocket surgery down there.

Also you have to breath heavy and warm via your mouth. It'll make them go nuts.

[Hatorade]

Originally Posted by Dumar

this board has become myspace, wow. i think i may quit.

I am so sorry to here that, perhaps this survey will change your mind.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.

[ ] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I'm afraid of the dark.

[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open

[ ]I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed

[ ] I am homosexual.

[ ] I believe in true love.

[ ] I've ran away from home

[ ] I listen to political music

[ ] I collect comic books

[ ] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[ ] I've stayed out all night.

[ ] I open up to others easily.

[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[ ] I watch the news

[ ] I love Disney movies.

[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.

[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.

[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes

[ ] I dont kill bugs

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[ ] I've slipped and fell in public.

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation

[ ] I love Spam

[ ] I bake well.

[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.

[ ] I want a better job

[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.

[ ] I love Dr. Phil.

[ ] I like multiple people

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[ ] I am self-conscious.

[ ] I love to laugh.

[ ] I have tried alcohol.

[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.

[ ] I have tried a cigarette.

[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.

[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[ ] I can't swallow pills.

[ ] I have a lot of scars.

[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[ ] I like chocolate.

[ ] I bite my nails.

[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.

[ ] I play computer games when I'm bored.

[ ] Gotten lost in the city.

[ ] Thought of suicide before.

[ ] Seen a shooting star.

[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas

[ ] Hugged a stranger.

[ ] Been in a fist fight.

[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose

[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[ ] Made out in an elevator.

[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose

[ ] Been skydiving.

[ ] Been bungee jumping.

[ ] Gotten stitches.

[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

[ ] Bitten someone

[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.

[ ] Gotten the chicken pox.

[ ] Crashed into a car

[ ] Been to germany.

[ ] Ridden in a taxi.

[ ] Shoplifted.

[ ] Been fired.

[ ] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[ ] Stole something from your job.

[ ] Gone on a blind date.

[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] Been to Europe.

[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.

[ ] Been married

[ ] Gotten divorced

[ ] Saw someone/something dying.

[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.

[ ] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day

[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] Thrown up in a bar.

[ ] Eaten sushi.

[ ] Cried in public.

[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.

[ ] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.

[ ] Thought of someone a lot lately.

[ ] Hate the world.

[Azrayne]

I don't understand guys with an aversion to going down on chicks. It's kinda fun, if it's done well they love it, and if she's going to swallow what I think is one of the most disgusting substances on earth for me, the least I can do is a little snatch-diving to return the favour.

[Tarrant220]

Originally Posted by Hatorade

I am so sorry to here that, perhaps this survey will change your mind.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.

[ ] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I'm afraid of the dark.

[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open

[ ]I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed

[ ] I am homosexual.

[ ] I believe in true love.

[ ] I've ran away from home

[ ] I listen to political music

[ ] I collect comic books

[ ] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[ ] I've stayed out all night.

[ ] I open up to others easily.

[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[ ] I watch the news

[ ] I love Disney movies.

[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.

[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.

[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes

[ ] I dont kill bugs

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[ ] I've slipped and fell in public.

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation

[ ] I love Spam

[ ] I bake well.

[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.

[ ] I want a better job

[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.

[ ] I love Dr. Phil.

[ ] I like multiple people

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[ ] I am self-conscious.

[ ] I love to laugh.

[ ] I have tried alcohol.

[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.

[ ] I have tried a cigarette.

[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.

[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[ ] I can't swallow pills.

[ ] I have a lot of scars.

[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[ ] I like chocolate.

[ ] I bite my nails.

[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.

[ ] I play computer games when I'm bored.

[ ] Gotten lost in the city.

[ ] Thought of suicide before.

[ ] Seen a shooting star.

[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas

[ ] Hugged a stranger.

[ ] Been in a fist fight.

[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose

[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[ ] Made out in an elevator.

[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose

[ ] Been skydiving.

[ ] Been bungee jumping.

[ ] Gotten stitches.

[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

[ ] Bitten someone

[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.

[ ] Gotten the chicken pox.

[ ] Crashed into a car

[ ] Been to germany.

[ ] Ridden in a taxi.

[ ] Shoplifted.

[ ] Been fired.

[ ] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[ ] Stole something from your job.

[ ] Gone on a blind date.

[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] Been to Europe.

[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.

[ ] Been married

[ ] Gotten divorced

[ ] Saw someone/something dying.

[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.

[ ] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day

[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] Thrown up in a bar.

[ ] Eaten sushi.

[ ] Cried in public.

[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.

[ ] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.

[ ] Thought of someone a lot lately.

[ ] Hate the world.

do I have to forward it to 10 people to prevent a dead girl from coming out of my closet?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

[ x] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.

[ ] I am really ticklish.

[ ] I'm afraid of the dark.

[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open

[ ]I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed

[ ] I am homosexual.

[ x] I believe in true love.

[ ] I've ran away from home

[ x] I listen to political music

[ ] I collect comic books

[ ] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[ ] I've stayed out all night.

[x ] I open up to others easily.

[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[ x] I watch the news

[x ] I love Disney movies.

[ x] I am a sucker for green eyes.

[ x] I am a sucker for brown eyes.

[x ] I am a sucker for blue eyes

[ ] I don't kill bugs

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[ x] I've slipped and fell in public.

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation

[ ] I love Spam

[ x] I bake well.

[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.

[x ] I want a better job

[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.

[ ] I love Dr. Phil.

[ ] I like multiple people

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[ ] I am self-conscious.

[ x] I love to laugh.

[x ] I have tried alcohol.

[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.

[ ] I have tried a cigarette.

[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[x ] I loved Lord of the Flies.

[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[ ] I can't swallow pills.

[ ] I have a lot of scars.

[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[x ] I like chocolate.

[ x] I bite my nails.

[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.

[x ] I play computer games when I'm bored.

[x ] Gotten lost in the city.

[x ] Thought of suicide before.

[x ] Seen a shooting star.

[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas

[x ] Hugged a stranger.

[x ] Been in a fist fight.

[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose

[ x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[x ] Made out in an elevator.

[x ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose

[ ] Been skydiving.

[x ] Been bungee jumping.

[ x] Gotten stitches.

[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

[ ] Bitten someone

[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.

[ x] Gotten the chicken pox.

[ x] Crashed into a car

[ ] Been to germany.

[x ] Ridden in a taxi.

[ x] Shoplifted.

[x ] Been fired.

[ x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[ x] Stole something from your job.

[x ] Gone on a blind date.

[x ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] Been to Europe.

[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.

[ x] Been married

[ x] Gotten divorced

[ x] Saw someone/something dying.

[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.

[ x] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day

[ x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ] Thrown up in a bar.

[x ] Eaten sushi.

[ x] Cried in public.

[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.

[ x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.

[x ] Thought of someone a lot lately.

[ ] Hate the world.

[The Ancient]

Jesus christ this thread took a shitty turn.

[Tarrant220]

It'll correct itself like it has the few other times.

[Dumar]

brittney and his elk weren't this annoying.

[Tenks]

Since you contribute nothing to this thread I don't know why you even click on it Dumar

[Incognitogamer]

Originally Posted by Dumar

brittney and his elk weren't this annoying.

At least we restrain our retardation to a single thread.

[Eomer]

Originally Posted by Azrayne

I don't understand guys with an aversion to going down on chicks. It's kinda fun, if it's done well they love it, and if she's going to swallow what I think is one of the most disgusting substances on earth for me, the least I can do is a little snatch-diving to return the favour.

Personally I've always enjoyed it, with a couple exceptions of girls that had either excessive hair or odour. I guess I'm just a giver.

[Ronaan]

Originally Posted by Tenks

I somewhat hate it when I completely miss with my tongue and go inside because the taste is so strange.

But but but but the taste is the best about it!

srsly guys...

(but don't go down on random bar trash you pick up... recommended for people in a somewhat steady relationship only)

[OhSeven]

Originally Posted by Dumar

brittney and his elk weren't this annoying.

brittney had an elk?

[aychamo_aycono]

Originally Posted by Dumar

brittney and his elk weren't this annoying.

lol, go back to HoofShots.com - Powered by vBulletin

[aychamo_aycono]

Originally Posted by Ronaan

But but but but the taste is the best about it!

srsly guys...

(but don't go down on random bar trash you pick up... recommended for people in a somewhat steady relationship only)

totally agree. i only go down on girls i really, really like. i'll let bartrash suck my dick all day, but wouldn't go down on them for a million bucks!