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Old 07-11-2008, 05:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How did you lose your virginity?

in this thread we will all share our stories of how we lost our virginity. this will be a great bonding experience for us all. no disrespect towards other posters will be tolerated no matter what even if they lost their virginity to a mechanical bull as in Etoille's case.

with that said i will begin the festivities. my story is admittedly not particularly interesting or funny though, so i hope someone chimes in with some good shit relatively soon.

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so anyway it was Christmas break of my sophomore year in high school. my family had decided to go on a one week Caribbean cruise over the holiday. for the first few days i wasn't having a particularly fun time; i didn't really have anyone to chill with except for my older sister who preferred to exercise and work out all day long instead of enjoy the vacation.

eventually i discovered they have a sort of "teen mixer" program where they sort of get you all together in a room and make you play lame ice breaker games. frustrated, i finally decided to give this a shot about 3 nights in. it was pretty much what i expected; kids bullshitting about how cool they were while we played stupid shit like "the name game". after the retarded games ceased everyone just hung out and talked. i was doing my best to mingle and eventually worked myself into a group of 7 or 8 guys and girls. we bullshitted for a while then everyone decided to head up to the hot tub which was on the deck of the cruise ship.

i went and got changed into my swim suit and headed up there. we all packed into this hot tub and sat around chatting for a while. then suddenly a girl sitting next to me started rubbing my leg. she wasn't exactly a knockout, but not hideous either. back home she certainly wouldn't have been up to my standards, but then again we were hundreds of miles away from home and i was desperate and horny. i didn't exactly know how to react to her rubbing my leg so i just kind of ignored it and let it continue. eventually she moved her way up to my inner thigh, thats when i first realized where this might be heading.

i reciprocated the rubbing to show that i was interested. slowly our hot tub group got up and left until it was just me and the girl. i made a move and we started making out and getting hot and heavy and all that. she asked if we could go to my room and we couldn't because i was sharing a room with my sis, and we couldn't go to her room because her parents were there. i tried to convince her to blow me in one of the bathrooms since it was pretty late and no one was really around the ship, but she wasn't having that. finally we agreed to meet in my room at noon the next day. i knew my family was planning on going to the beach at the island we would be landing at so i figured i would just play off like i'm tired or sick and stay in the room.

well, the next day comes and sure enough the girl shows up. we waste no time and get right into it. i don't have a condom but she says its "not a problem...." she's on top of me which is probably not a good choice of position for beginners. i should note here that while i have never had sex at this point in time, i lied and told her i have had lots, and she seems rather experienced herself. well anyway she's riding me real hard and i blow my load in about a minute. the girl says, "umm... did you just cum?" embarassed, i lie and say no. she calls my bluff and gets off me, sure enough jizz everywhere.

here's where it starts to get weird. for some reason i'm pretty much expecting her to get her shit and go or something but she wants to lay there and cuddle. so yeah, we're laying there "cuddling." i have all sorts of crazy shit running through my head like "man do i suck?", "what if shes pregnant?" and "what if she has herpes?" this girl on the other hand starts telling me all about how her ex boyfriend used to hit her and how she wants me to come to New York (where she's from) and fight him. not only that, she starts asking my opinion on long distance relationships. so yeah, i'm totally freaked out.

i keep trying to make excuses to get her to leave and she picks up on me not wanting her. she starts to get real upset saying i'm not gonna talk to her again, that i used her, etc... yeah, no shit. this situation eventually turns into us having sex again, this time doggystyle. my performance is considerably better, and her's is considerably creepier. she starts talking real dirty, saying things like she loves my balls slapping against her ass. in the grand scheme of things that really isn't too extreme, but to me as a 15 year old boy it was. i was really pretty tame at that time in life.

so after round 2 i finally convince her to leave. i tell her that i'm going to meet up with my family at the beach and that i'll come see her later that night blah blah blah. well, of course i didn't go see her again. in fact i spent most of the rest of the cruise trying to avoid her. on one occasion she saw me in a hallway and i actually took off sprinting. in retrospect i probably should have banged her a dozen more times just to get a little more practice in before i went home and started work on some real decent broads. i was mostly freaked out that i had gotten an STD or some shit. i swear to god i was scared shitless for weeks after that... i blame sex education classes for this irrational fear.



alright so that's me. can't wait to hear some more from you guys.
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i had sex
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This girl, a friend's friend, kept coming over to my apartment. So one day right when she came over I had to shower, I came out of the shower naked, walked in the room where she was sitting, grabbed her hand, walked her into the bedroom and had sex with her.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I lost my virginity the same night I had my first kiss and my first everything one month before my 19th birthday with a 28 year old guy I met over the internet.

Guy was a weirdo. Ended up filming several escapades with him which was a first for both of us. He had me believing he was pretty prudish, come to find out later he's slept with several underage girls (14-15, while he was 27-28) and gets off on some really weird shit.

He once told me that he was getting head from a girl when she threw up in his car and he laughed at her and made her keeping giving him head with the throw up still on his dick He also had a thing for blood.

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I got slipped the roofie.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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TO YOUR MOTHER

Someone had to do it :P

OOC: Was too drunk to remember.

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Old 07-11-2008, 06:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Back seat of my jeep, some prom night in sophmore year. Great fuck, however, she was bi polar and we broke up one year later. Bipolar chicks are total nympho's.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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my first time was when my parents went to florida for a week in highschool. They left my neighbors in charge of watching me, but they were fucking awesome and told me to have a party and shit and bought me liquor for it. So anyway, me and my gf at the time go back to my room and have some really awkward sex and shit and it was alright. I busted it in her eye, so that was fun.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I always thought my first time was awkward and funny.

There's an old granite/marble 3 story building that used to be the post office and courthouse many years ago. The town abandoned it when they had to expand so my friends and I broke in and put our own lock on the door.

One night a friend and I took a pair of sisters we were dating up there and split off into different rooms. I think he took the court room and I had the judges' chambers... My girl and I do the oral, it's winter and unheated so it's cold in there. Obviously I was nervous and had to use a condom. Chick was catholic and said if she got pregnant she was having the baby, scared hell out of me being so young. Finally I go to put the condom on and it's dark in there. I could not figure out why it was so difficult but I was unrolling it inside out down on my dick and I went limp as a noodle before I finally got it on. I was barely hard when I crawled on her and started and it felt so unnatural to be on top of a girl thrusting into her, I guess I was just immature.. I never did cum and after a bit of freezing my ass off we just stopped and all of us left.

I got over the "unnatural feeling" to it lol.
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I went to see the movie 40 Year Old Virgin... said to myself "I cannot become that guy."

So a week later I was I was hanging out with this girl that I knew would have sex with me and did the deed. Somehow I gave her two orgasms before I got my first during the first round and gave her another one in round two, but did not get one myself.

Afterwards we are laying there and I say to her, "So I should probably tell you that was my first time." "Really? Wow." And then I said, "Oh and today was also my birthday." "Why didn't you say anything?" "I didn't want to make a big deal about it."
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