Cologne vs. Body Spray - Page 3

Occido · 07-01-2008, 05:22 PM

ADIDAS Original if I can find it. Other than that, don't really wear anything scented. I used to use Preferred Stock when I was younger.

Korioni · 07-01-2008, 05:22 PM

Old Spice Aqua Reef deodorant...

Like an above poster said, if somebody can smell you from 3 feet away you're doing it wrong and everybody within that radius is going to consider you a complete douschebag for assaulting their nose without consent.

No need to leave a trail of dead bugs and wilted plantlife behind you because you think it's going to get you laid.

notyourtypicalgrl · 07-01-2008, 05:28 PM

I love the smell of Polo Black. You could be the ugliest guy on the planet but my head will still turn and follow. It's a definite chic magnet

As far as spray vs. cologne, I could care less just as long as a man smells good and isn't bathing in it.

Vim · 07-01-2008, 05:32 PM

Honey on the package never fails.

Gigfc · 07-01-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erumaron

Gotta love the internet. Go fuck yourself cool guy. After that, spring for a decent bottle of cologne and stop beating off to the PGT eighteen times a day.

Who beats off to the PGT? I mean honestly. It's pictures. I am not a peasant, nor a hideous geek like yourself. If I want to engage in some hand to gland combat, it will be while streaming a high def, quality video from a classy website.

SalaciousTunare · 07-01-2008, 06:21 PM

Deodorant on your balls, a sure fire way to have a chick NEVER go down on you again.

If your nuts are really sweating that bad, you a) switch to boxers, b) stop being fat.

Taranatar · 07-01-2008, 06:31 PM

I don't care what you do, as long as you don't substitute it for antiperspirant you nasty ass fucks with your axe.

Fuck.

sweetkastings · 07-01-2008, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoghornDeadhorn

It never even occurred to me to put deodorant on my balls.

FoH has taught me so much.

Ha...

Tyen · 07-01-2008, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetkastings

I wear AXE when im down with a ghetto shower.. just need to smell good before i go somewhere. If im going on a date, or to a special occassion, wedding, funeral, school event, I have many colognes I choose from.

I wear Usher, Aqua Di Gio, Ralph Lauren Polo Blue, Hollister Jake, Curve (original), and Calvin Klien CKIN2U...and I always get compliments on how nice I smell, so I must be doing something right.

Same exact thing. The people always notice curve for some reason. The hollister is win though~

Tyen · 07-01-2008, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gigfc

Who beats off to the PGT? I mean honestly. It's pictures. I am not a peasant, nor a hideous geek like yourself. If I want to engage in some hand to gland combat, it will be while streaming a high def, quality video from a classy website.

haha

Vatoreus · 07-01-2008, 07:33 PM

The blue shit is what you put on your nutsack. I logged that under useful info i learned at basic training.

Cologne I usually will wear Curve, but I haven't gotten any new stuff in a long time. I'll have to go shopping when I get out there on my own I guess.

And yes, if you skip deodorant for a spray of any sort, you are a fucking weeaboo faggot.

Millie · 07-01-2008, 07:36 PM

A fragrance is no substitute for deodorant. Full stop. Do people out there honestly swap in cologne or perfume for deodorant? People who aren't cab drivers?

As for cologne, eh, people tend to overdo it. Way overdo it. It also seems unnecessary, IMO. Cologne is a relic from an era in which regular showering/bathing was not always an option. If you're clean and use deodorant (scent-free, plz), you don't need to smell like anything other than yourself. Mildly scented soap is cool, though.

Tea on tuesday · 07-01-2008, 07:41 PM

Aha! A woman has confirmed myself and science correct!

Ibliss · 07-01-2008, 07:51 PM

Are people really rubbing deodorant on their balls? Holy fuck.

spronk · 07-01-2008, 08:37 PM

after i spray some axe on my balls I go piss in the pool

07-01-2008, 05:22 PM	#31 (permalink)
Occido Your money's on the dresser. Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains Posts: 1,404	ADIDAS Original if I can find it. Other than that, don't really wear anything scented. I used to use Preferred Stock when I was younger. __________________ When a man isn't busy killing another, he spends the rest of his time killing what resembles himself the most.

07-01-2008, 05:22 PM	#32 (permalink)
Korioni "Critic" is such a dirty word Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 686 -55 Internets	Old Spice Aqua Reef deodorant... Like an above poster said, if somebody can smell you from 3 feet away you're doing it wrong and everybody within that radius is going to consider you a complete douschebag for assaulting their nose without consent. No need to leave a trail of dead bugs and wilted plantlife behind you because you think it's going to get you laid. __________________ "You underestimate the satisfaction I will get from your suffering" -Teal'c

07-01-2008, 06:21 PM	#36 (permalink)
SalaciousTunare Idiot Prodigy Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 725 -13 Internets	Deodorant on your balls, a sure fire way to have a chick NEVER go down on you again. If your nuts are really sweating that bad, you a) switch to boxers, b) stop being fat. __________________ wat?

07-01-2008, 07:33 PM	#41 (permalink)
Vatoreus WAAAAAAAGH! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mt. Pleasant, TX Posts: 3,122 -4 Internets	The blue shit is what you put on your nutsack. I logged that under useful info i learned at basic training. Cologne I usually will wear Curve, but I haven't gotten any new stuff in a long time. I'll have to go shopping when I get out there on my own I guess. And yes, if you skip deodorant for a spray of any sort, you are a fucking weeaboo faggot. Attached Images __________________ Vator -- Barbarian/Deathwhisper [Provoked] Vatoreus -- Lightning Sorc US East

07-01-2008, 07:51 PM	#44 (permalink)
Ibliss Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 271 +1 Internets	Are people really rubbing deodorant on their balls? Holy fuck. __________________ Wii Friend Code: 1339 1980 9625 6862

07-01-2008, 05:28 PM	#33 (permalink)
notyourtypicalgrl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: hell hole Posts: 23	I love the smell of Polo Black. You could be the ugliest guy on the planet but my head will still turn and follow. It's a definite chic magnet As far as spray vs. cologne, I could care less just as long as a man smells good and isn't bathing in it.

07-01-2008, 05:32 PM	#34 (permalink)
Vim ^ Thee Duke Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: San Juan, Puerto Rico Posts: 276	Honey on the package never fails.

07-01-2008, 07:36 PM	#42 (permalink)
Millie Loves the Powerglove. It's so bad! Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,775	A fragrance is no substitute for deodorant. Full stop. Do people out there honestly swap in cologne or perfume for deodorant? People who aren't cab drivers? As for cologne, eh, people tend to overdo it. Way overdo it. It also seems unnecessary, IMO. Cologne is a relic from an era in which regular showering/bathing was not always an option. If you're clean and use deodorant (scent-free, plz), you don't need to smell like anything other than yourself. Mildly scented soap is cool, though.

07-01-2008, 07:41 PM	#43 (permalink)
Tea on tuesday Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,559 +18 Internets	Aha! A woman has confirmed myself and science correct!

07-01-2008, 08:37 PM	#45 (permalink)
spronk nerd Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,428	after i spray some axe on my balls I go piss in the pool

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