You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:

[Jimmy Carter wuwu]

Chain Saw
SpineShank - New disease
Tye Banks.

[Zoomi3]

Weapons of mythology count?

1: The sword of Freyr

2: Rammstein - Ich Will

3: Kitty Pryde

Realiticly.. does the person have to be alive at present?

1: Titanium Shark Suit and Brass Knuckles

2: Techno Trance - Set You Free (Kind of gay, but it's fast and awesome)

3: Elvis Aron Presley

[Erumaron]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

1. braaaaaains
2. braaaaaains
3. braaaaaains

Haha, I actually lol'ed at this. Well played. I'll see your text and raise you a screenshot though since this is in fohss.

And for my three things:

1. I type IDKFA in real life!
2. At The Drive-In - Cosmonaut
3. Dick Cheney because we know he can shoot well!

[dumdee777]

1. Master Sword
2. Hyrule BGM
3. Link

[Chanur]

1. Chainsword or Forcesword ( ala 40k)
2. Run to the Hills -Maiden and or Last in Line-Dio
3. Spike Spiegel ( if zombies need killing, he's your man.)

[Northerner]

Originally Posted by Grave

1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

1. Cricket Bat.

I am going to die eventually. I am going out with style and a lot of fucking bashed-in zombie heads.

2. NiN - Big Man With a Big Gun

Not my favorite song or even my favorite NiN song by a long shot. Nothing bad has ever happened to me though while listening to it and damned if I couldn't kill many, many with it looped. I appreciate the irony with 1. though.

3. Hrm.

If I couldn't have Jesus, I think I'd go for Sam Da Man.


EDIT: After some thought: It's still the cricket bat, it's still the same song. And, you know what? I'd prefer to be alone.

Oh, I'll die. But god damned if I wouldn't go out well.

[Groks]

1. Automatic 12 Gauge Shotgun
2. Paul Engemann-Push it to the Limit
3. Al Pacino

[Erumaron]

Clearly Sam Da Man is the one controlling all of the zombies.

[Scaffa]

1, BFG
2, Uptown Girl
3, Chris Crocker

My theory is that some part of the zombies is still human, thus when they see Chris Crocker they'll go for him every time instead of me.

[Northerner]

Originally Posted by Erumaron

Clearly Sam Da Man is the one controlling all of the zombies.

It definitely occurred to me as a possibility.

As a small aside, I'd take a helicopter gunship, Wagner and George Carlin if we want to stretch things that far.

As a second edit: Even if Sam where not in control of said zombies, and as much as we might say against the dude, he'd probably be pretty damned good to have around v a v zombies. Meh, not best in class perhaps but miles above my average work c# drone. Somewhere between Ash and me shall we say.

[Ilum]

Fiction:
1) Aegis-fang
2) Lost prophets- Burn Burn
3) Arucard from fucking Hellsing

Reality(ish):
1) Dual wielding scimitars.
2) Rolling stones - Gimme Shelter
3) Ari Gold

[Tyen]

1. Dual Wield Katana's
2. Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire
3. Gogo Yubari

After all the zombies were dead I would sex up Gogo, then kill her afterward; because she is a woman.

[Baazl]

1. Crowbar or 1" conduit bender
2. Come to Daddy - Aphex Twin
3. Reba McEntyre

[sl4ck3r]

1. Jackhammer w/wooden spike from Dusk Before Dawn
2. The Postal Service - Natural Anthem
3. Antonio Banderas with a guitar case full of weapons

[Frax]

1) Ashkandi, Greatsword of the Brotherhood (because it looks bad ass and won't run out of bullets, plus it would be great upper body workout swinging that thing around all day! )

2) Gimme Three Steps - Lynard Skynard

3) Audie Murphy (or Denny Crane!)