The Best Mistell.. - Page 4

Erumaron · 06-25-2008, 08:04 AM

Had these sitting in some "funny pic" save folder. Probably pulled them from FSR at some point.

Derek Hail · 06-25-2008, 08:43 AM

lol... good to hear it.

Xenrauk · 06-25-2008, 10:34 AM

Well looking at this thread I remember there was another thread last year about mistells and funny chat, covers wow only though.

WoW Bash - Share your MMO chat

Made by Furism I think.

Smithiy · 06-29-2008, 12:05 AM

I wish I still had my EQ screenshots, my favorite mistell was from a wizard I was trying to bum a GG off of. I got an entire paragraph response expaining why I was too young to "make love to".

Pancreas · 06-29-2008, 12:59 AM

One of my friends was being harassed by some guy they used to be in a guild with. He was sending them suggestive in-game letters and making new characters to whisper them with. It hadn't been going on for very long and she was about to report him.

I asked her if I could have some fun with it first... and hopefully make him stop in the process. A 2 birds 1 stone kind of deal.

I created a level 1 with a suggestive name and went to work and this is what resulted. He never did bother her again.

Northerner · 06-29-2008, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek Hail

I miss the Tigole stalker tells on legacy of steel. It was some of the most entertaining stuff.

Neat.

90% of that was bullshit. (Some was still fucking brilliant. I know, I wrote it.)

100% of all you see now is bullshit.

Not 99.x% No, not almost all or something.

No, ALL.

Think on that a moment.

It is the pure shit that we seek.

Pure.

Shit.

Aria · 06-30-2008, 12:42 PM

Last night I had a pretty ridiculous one. It's my own fault really. I was in a group doing the SSO dailies with my rogue friend Valora. This dude named Vatco wanted to join us so I let him. When we got to freeing the slaves I sent Valora a tell that said something like "Now remember, in real life never ever free slaves".. of course it wasn't as clean as that. Definitely sent it to Vatco and he definitely left the group and put me on ignore, totally deserved it.

Whyme · 06-30-2008, 02:14 PM

I always liked the Tork stalkers, I read his updates religously... sad. Still remember his post about shaving his balls with nair, actually ended up coming in handy a few years later. Oh and not to masterbate with shampoo.

Ronaan · 07-01-2008, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whyme

Oh and not to masterbate with shampoo.

That was someone different iirc.

AladainAF · 07-01-2008, 12:33 AM

I remember way back in EQ we had a MT from the cleric class lead about her fucking the guild leader, or something like that in the middle of a velious fight which was being tanked by the husband of said cleric.

yeah yeah, screenshot or it didnt happen - but i dont have one =\ But I do remember the hilarity.

06-25-2008, 08:04 AM	#46 (permalink)
Erumaron yeap yeap Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 1,376	Had these sitting in some "funny pic" save folder. Probably pulled them from FSR at some point. Attached Images

06-29-2008, 12:59 AM	#50 (permalink)
Pancreas Lord of All He Surveys Join Date: May 2005 Location: behind Jack's abdominal wall Posts: 319 +35 Internets	One of my friends was being harassed by some guy they used to be in a guild with. He was sending them suggestive in-game letters and making new characters to whisper them with. It hadn't been going on for very long and she was about to report him. I asked her if I could have some fun with it first... and hopefully make him stop in the process. A 2 birds 1 stone kind of deal. I created a level 1 with a suggestive name and went to work and this is what resulted. He never did bother her again. Attached Images

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06-25-2008, 08:43 AM	#47 (permalink)
Derek Hail Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 13 -61 Internets	lol... good to hear it.

06-25-2008, 10:34 AM	#48 (permalink)
Xenrauk SC2 WTFRU! Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 339	Well looking at this thread I remember there was another thread last year about mistells and funny chat, covers wow only though. WoW Bash - Share your MMO chat Made by Furism I think.

06-30-2008, 12:42 PM	#52 (permalink)
Aria Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,060 +7 Internets	Last night I had a pretty ridiculous one. It's my own fault really. I was in a group doing the SSO dailies with my rogue friend Valora. This dude named Vatco wanted to join us so I let him. When we got to freeing the slaves I sent Valora a tell that said something like "Now remember, in real life never ever free slaves".. of course it wasn't as clean as that. Definitely sent it to Vatco and he definitely left the group and put me on ignore, totally deserved it.

06-30-2008, 02:14 PM	#53 (permalink)
Whyme Whynot Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 554 +2 Internets	I always liked the Tork stalkers, I read his updates religously... sad. Still remember his post about shaving his balls with nair, actually ended up coming in handy a few years later. Oh and not to masterbate with shampoo.

07-01-2008, 12:33 AM	#55 (permalink)
AladainAF Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 3,930 -42 Internets	I remember way back in EQ we had a MT from the cleric class lead about her fucking the guild leader, or something like that in the middle of a velious fight which was being tanked by the husband of said cleric. yeah yeah, screenshot or it didnt happen - but i dont have one =\ But I do remember the hilarity.