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Old 06-24-2008, 09:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I remember in an EQ raid someone blurting into raid chat, "Soandso told me I hit her cervix!" followed by, "Uhm, ignore that". Thank hell it was the thousandth time we'd killed Rape'em, otherwise we'd have wiped from everyone laughing so hard.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
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derek hail? more like derek fail.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:04 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Tom noddy? More like, Slob Knobby. Now get on your knees.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:13 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Not a mistell, but funnier than this OP. Have someone reinstall 8gigs and patch another 2.5 over an april-fools bobble head joke.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:13 AM   #20 (permalink)
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This thread? More like tranny whores. (Online and Offline)
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:14 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Tom noddy? More like, Slob Knobby. Now get on your knees.
Tom was funny. Your not.

Whats happened to this forum lately?

Oh and a little on topic. My favorite miss tells were always in guild chat when all you would see was "quit" typed in by someone because they were trying to do the /gquit command and put a space in on accident.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:17 AM   #22 (permalink)
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nursery rhymes are pretty funny, so Tomnoddy did a great job flexing his 1st grade rhyming skills. He should be a rapper.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:22 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Start posting funny shit, this is the closest I have. Last one.

Unintended EQ2 Orgy.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:29 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Some dork in guildchat in EQ years ago accidentally sent some sexual mistell. Something about thrusting, I don't remember exactly. Named Chimaster / Chimistress if I recall.

When they made serverwide channels on EQ, I remember some chick saying in a serverwide channel that they masturbate with a pencil or any object they can find. I can't remember who it was, but as I remember they never played again and quit.

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Old 06-24-2008, 11:54 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Not a mistell,but this fucking warrior I was helping get his S3 weapon the other night flipped out and slaughtered his dog on vent.

We were just waiting for the gates to open in the arena,and I hear him walk off and go into this psychotic rampage the likes I've never heard before.

He comes back about 2 min later,and I'm all silent because I have no idea what just happened,and asks me all calm like " why are you being so quite?"

Total silence for the next couple minutes

"Did you hear any of that?"

More silence LOL

Asks again " Did you hear anything?"


I'm like WTF at this point, ready to quit out...not sure why I didn't

Then he goes " I had to kill my dog because he just bit my daughter on the hand"

I'm just stunned...

Hes like "yeah,thats the second dog I had to kill ..the first one bit her on the face"

At this point I exit stage right,and never talked to that fucker again.
I just hope that was a dog he killed,fucken Psychos on wow haha.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:51 PM   #26 (permalink)
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At least he had his priorities straight and got right back to his game after such nonsense as his daughter being bitten, his dead dog lying on the floor, etc....
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:58 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Wasnt my guild, but was posted on my old eq guild forums. Still funny as hell.
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:08 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Ventrilo mishaps are always the best, but the hardest to get recorded. Either people who use voice activation or when someone tries to talk while a game is loading and their mic gets stuck on and they hotmic. Everyone talks shit about people who use the "play key clicks" option until they get caught fapping on vent haha.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:44 PM   #29 (permalink)
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anyone have any recordings of ventrilo mishaps?
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:45 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I think it was Tuco that had one that was fairly fucking epic about a guy that got drunk and let some other guy suck his dick or something.
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