Do you pee in the shower?

[Viticius]

Yes I do

[TwiNCannoN]

God all the peeing on girlfriend comments have me cracking the fuck up. I am considering installing a bigger shower solely for this feature.

Of course I could also be really fucked up and just burst in while she's in the shower and do it all non-chalant like. Nah, that's too far.

[Kolle]

hold your penis up at an angle and have one of the shower streams land on it directly

[notyourtypicalgrl]

I thought everyone peed in the shower.

[Hathe]

Most certainly. Remember children, the first step to saving money on your water bill is taking a piss in the shower and taking a crap at work!

[Caocao]

How the fuck do you not piss with hot water being barraged at you?

[Blank]

I pee before I shower.

[Goofy]

Peeing in the shower comes natural for me. And like one of the posts i aim at the drain and try to shoot the hair etc that are stuck in it.

Also there was once i was swimming in a huge public pool and was just swimming and saw at 1 corner there was something black. Thought it was a pair of goggles or something so being the cpt curious i am (and also being a kid makes you like to pick up free shit in public pools) i swam towards it and it wasn't till i was like 1 meter away and reaching out to grab it that i realised it was a turd. You can't imagine the kind of horror that suddenly caught on to me when i realised that the water i was in was turd water so i quickly swam away(like the water that is 20m away wasn't already polluted)

Which brings us back to another topic: I also pee in pools sometimes. Who pees in public pools and swim away from the "spot" afterwards when actually the water spreads the entire pool?

[Dethfang]

Originally Posted by Goofy

Which brings us back to another topic: I also pee in pools sometimes. Who pees in public pools and swim away from the "spot" afterwards when actually the water spreads the entire pool?

You're fucking sick. Your confession makes me sick. If you want to spout that disgusting trash, tell your priest in confession. How dare you walk into a nursery touting the benefits of pedophilia. You've crossed the line on this one.

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[Presarc]

I pee in pools too bro.

[Scientologist]

I pee in pools as well. While standing on the side. I aim for small children.

[Sabolin]

Yes, almost every time I get in the shower now I pee. Even if I just peed, I pee again.

I pee in pools as well.

I used to never pee in the pool, ever. But last year my girlfriend told me that she pees in the pool all the time because it's a pain in the ass to have to get out and dry off to go pee inside, so now I've started doing it too.

[Needless]

I have a plan for tomorrow (hopefully kek).. I must try and pee in the girlfriends butt via knocking over the shampoo and getting her to pick it up then unleash the yellow fury like some kind of carnival game, my prize will either be a punch to the dick or lulz, well see!

[Scientologist]

My bet is on both. It'll be worth it though. Totally worth it.

[Presarc]

Originally Posted by Needless

I have a plan for tomorrow (hopefully kek).. I must try and pee in the girlfriends butt via knocking over the shampoo and getting her to pick it up then unleash the yellow fury like some kind of carnival game, my prize will either be a punch to the dick or lulz, well see!

This will be a fairly high pressure situation for your johnson.