Do you pee in the shower? - Page 3

Northerner · 06-20-2008, 09:00 PM

I was pissing on a girlfriend in the shower some years ago (really, it is very amusing and a good test of shock tolerance). She kinda half laughed, half gasped in shock and made a lunge for the offending piss distribution device.

I don't know, maybe the chick just didn't play with water hoses enough when she was young but the resulting high pressure spray straight into her face and open mouth had me howling in laughter.

Tananthalas · 06-20-2008, 09:08 PM

Yes I piss in the shower, it's like masturbating, whatever man says he doesn't do it is 1) a liar or 2) does not have a penis.

Pikn · 06-20-2008, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tananthalas

Yes I piss in the shower, it's like masturbating, whatever man says he doesn't do it is 1) a liar or 2) does not have a penis.

Come on, that's just not fair. I can assure you I have both a penis and not peed in the shower for at least 18 years. I'm sure when I was younger I did it, our of curiosity, but I do not have a vivid memory of the experience. And no, before anyone asks, I'm not taking pictures of my penis for you guys...

Kugbok_Fennin · 06-20-2008, 09:47 PM

It's natural male instinct to pee in the shower...and yes, peeing on the GF in the shower is pure lulz.

Deris · 06-20-2008, 09:48 PM

Dude I still pee in pools and shit.

Pikn · 06-20-2008, 09:51 PM

spronk · 06-20-2008, 09:52 PM

i pee in pools but live in morbid fear of the pool having some sort of "blue dye" device that will rat me out. it makes the initial 2 seconds of the pee very tense, but afterwards its all good

Tyen · 06-21-2008, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Needless

I pissed on my girlfriend for lulz in the shower. she was stunned and all i could do was lol.

It's the funniest thing ever. i harvest many lulz knowing I pissed on my exes.

schwein · 06-21-2008, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Needless

I pissed on my girlfriend for lulz in the shower. she was stunned and all i could do was lol.

ooh man, i am not in to water sports or anything but i always find it to fucking funny to piss on girlfriends in the shower. they are always so shocked and i am like AH HA, look what i can do you can't.

has to be in my top 10 favorite things to do.

Screamfeeder · 06-21-2008, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by spronk

i pee in pools but live in morbid fear of the pool having some sort of "blue dye" device that will rat me out. it makes the initial 2 seconds of the pee very tense, but afterwards its all good

Urban Myth

Eyashusa · 06-21-2008, 07:29 AM

The answer is yes.

As the great George Costanza taught us, it's all pipes and they all go to the same place anyways.

Khempis · 06-21-2008, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by schwein

ooh man, i am not in to water sports or anything but i always find it to fucking funny to piss on girlfriends in the shower. they are always so shocked and i am like AH HA, look what i can do you can't.

has to be in my top 10 favorite things to do.

You're going to run into one of those women from the crazy pornos that when they orgasm they can spray that shit across the room. They're going to lolz at you and make some random jab at "Payback" as you get drenched in their love juices.

Edit: I piss in the shower.

Needless · 06-21-2008, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by schwein

ooh man, i am not in to water sports or anything but i always find it to fucking funny to piss on girlfriends in the shower. they are always so shocked and i am like AH HA, look what i can do you can't.

has to be in my top 10 favorite things to do.

Fuck yeah, its comedic gold to just stand there and they have nowhere to go but accept the golden delight being spurted all over them.

PerritoBites · 06-21-2008, 08:42 AM

I try not to :/ But who doesn't get the urge to pee when you hear the shower running?

Dr. Funkenstein · 06-21-2008, 08:56 AM

Urine is actually quite clean. It acts as a disinfectant. Rinse with it and you'll never have gingivitis, for example. Pee on your feet a couple times a week and you never have to worry about athlete's foot. Peeing in the shower saves water. And time.

I've yet to hear a reason why NOT to do it.

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06-20-2008, 09:47 PM	#34 (permalink)
Kugbok_Fennin Iran didn't do it! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Orange County, CA "Margaritaville" Posts: 857 -28 Internets	It's natural male instinct to pee in the shower...and yes, peeing on the GF in the shower is pure lulz. __________________ Kugbok -Tichondrius "Imagination is sometimes more important than knowledge..." Eckolaker's MySpace

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Pikn Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 256 -9 Internets	Lulz Attached Images __________________ One of the ~20% of people who doesn't pee in the shower

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06-20-2008, 09:00 PM	#31 (permalink)
Northerner Shiny Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Calgary Posts: 948 -13 Internets	I was pissing on a girlfriend in the shower some years ago (really, it is very amusing and a good test of shock tolerance). She kinda half laughed, half gasped in shock and made a lunge for the offending piss distribution device. I don't know, maybe the chick just didn't play with water hoses enough when she was young but the resulting high pressure spray straight into her face and open mouth had me howling in laughter.

06-20-2008, 09:08 PM	#32 (permalink)
Tananthalas Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 55 -30 Internets	Yes I piss in the shower, it's like masturbating, whatever man says he doesn't do it is 1) a liar or 2) does not have a penis.

06-20-2008, 09:48 PM	#35 (permalink)
Deris Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 1,628 -7 Internets	Dude I still pee in pools and shit.

06-20-2008, 09:52 PM	#37 (permalink)
spronk nerd Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,377	i pee in pools but live in morbid fear of the pool having some sort of "blue dye" device that will rat me out. it makes the initial 2 seconds of the pee very tense, but afterwards its all good

06-21-2008, 07:29 AM	#41 (permalink)
Eyashusa Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 105	The answer is yes. As the great George Costanza taught us, it's all pipes and they all go to the same place anyways.

06-21-2008, 08:56 AM	#45 (permalink)
Dr. Funkenstein Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 572 -14 Internets	Urine is actually quite clean. It acts as a disinfectant. Rinse with it and you'll never have gingivitis, for example. Pee on your feet a couple times a week and you never have to worry about athlete's foot. Peeing in the shower saves water. And time. I've yet to hear a reason why NOT to do it.