Belt or Fly

Zarcath · 06-13-2008, 06:40 PM

I thought I'd throw in on a bathroom thread.

I'm curious how many guys actually use the zipper when they piss? I just unbuckle my belt, drop trou a bit and whip it out, maybe this is only an option for us small dick people? Seems a lot easier and more comfortable than trying to worm your dick out. For that matter, does any even use the fly door on their undies?

miguex · 06-13-2008, 06:41 PM

what the hell is going on around here lately

Malakriss · 06-13-2008, 06:42 PM

Yes, it's just an option for you small dick people.

Gigfc · 06-13-2008, 06:46 PM

I unzip the fly, tuck the snake through the boxer cock-hole, and unleash the waterfall.

No poll?!

Fediel · 06-13-2008, 06:49 PM

Personally, I have a piss tube attached to avoid interruption during those long raids.

Ashes Emberblade · 06-13-2008, 06:51 PM

It's too much trouble in a suit to use anything but the trap door...

Oh and... WTF?

Zarcath · 06-13-2008, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashes Emberblade

It's too much trouble in a suit to use anything but the trap door...

Oh and... WTF?

that's about the only time I'll use the zipper.

kegkilla · 06-13-2008, 07:13 PM

i usually just unbuckle my belt, undo the button, unzip the fly, reel in my fire hose from down by my knees and let 'er rip.

Ibliss · 06-13-2008, 07:18 PM

I have to take off my shoe and untuck it from my sock. Then I hold my foot over the toilet and piss.

Dr. Funkenstein · 06-13-2008, 07:23 PM

I pull my right pant leg up a bit, prop my foot about midway up the urinal or on the outer edge of the bowl and let her rip. If I'm wearing shorts...well...I gotta open up the front to pull the tape that I use to ensure modesty then unroll the snake out in a controlled manner, making sure it doesn't slap against any soiled porcelain surfaces, aim and fire. I wish I could just pull the tip out and go, but I just can't seem to pee with my shlong coiled up like that.

James · 06-13-2008, 07:27 PM

Seriously, this is a question I asked my dad when I was like 4 years old because it's cool to ask questions like that when you're 4 years old. He shifted his weight from one foot to the other, coughed, and said whatever.

findar · 06-13-2008, 07:53 PM

The Dauntless One · 06-13-2008, 07:56 PM

Fuck you Findar. You stealed my idea

Presarc · 06-13-2008, 08:00 PM

I used to do the drop the drawers thing, but ever since I moved to zipper-only, I'll never go back.

In fact I'm pissed when I wear sweats or whatever and they don't have a fucking dickhole.

SalaciousTunare · 06-13-2008, 08:26 PM

I unzip, but never use the fly hole of my boxers. Just hook the elastic with the free thumb and drop the boxers a little. The idea of opening a button near my Johnson just seems wrong.

06-13-2008, 06:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zarcath is a little tea pot. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Carlsbad CA Posts: 6,445 +75 Internets	Belt or Fly I thought I'd throw in on a bathroom thread. I'm curious how many guys actually use the zipper when they piss? I just unbuckle my belt, drop trou a bit and whip it out, maybe this is only an option for us small dick people? Seems a lot easier and more comfortable than trying to worm your dick out. For that matter, does any even use the fly door on their undies?

06-13-2008, 06:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Malakriss GOMTV Contest Winner Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,834	Yes, it's just an option for you small dick people. __________________

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Gigfc Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,247 -55 Internets	I unzip the fly, tuck the snake through the boxer cock-hole, and unleash the waterfall. No poll?! __________________ -Winlu

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Ibliss Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 380 -22 Internets	I have to take off my shoe and untuck it from my sock. Then I hold my foot over the toilet and piss. __________________ Wii Friend Code: 1339 1980 9625 6862

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06-13-2008, 06:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
miguex living the dream Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 242 +5 Internets	what the hell is going on around here lately

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Fediel Unregistered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 740	Personally, I have a piss tube attached to avoid interruption during those long raids.

06-13-2008, 06:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ashes Emberblade I Do It For The Negs Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NOLA Posts: 1,797 -80 Internets	It's too much trouble in a suit to use anything but the trap door... Oh and... WTF?

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kegkilla NEVER FORGET 10/12/09 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: killadelphia Posts: 2,516 -205 Internets	i usually just unbuckle my belt, undo the button, unzip the fly, reel in my fire hose from down by my knees and let 'er rip.

06-13-2008, 07:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dr. Funkenstein Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,158 -31 Internets	I pull my right pant leg up a bit, prop my foot about midway up the urinal or on the outer edge of the bowl and let her rip. If I'm wearing shorts...well...I gotta open up the front to pull the tape that I use to ensure modesty then unroll the snake out in a controlled manner, making sure it doesn't slap against any soiled porcelain surfaces, aim and fire. I wish I could just pull the tip out and go, but I just can't seem to pee with my shlong coiled up like that.

06-13-2008, 07:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
findar Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,879 +12 Internets	, Attached Images __________________ -its clobbering time

06-13-2008, 07:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
The Dauntless One Flaccid Steel Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 2,240	Fuck you Findar. You stealed my idea

06-13-2008, 08:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
Presarc Posts things on the Internet Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,090	I used to do the drop the drawers thing, but ever since I moved to zipper-only, I'll never go back. In fact I'm pissed when I wear sweats or whatever and they don't have a fucking dickhole.

06-13-2008, 08:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
SalaciousTunare Idiot Prodigy Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,135 -10 Internets	I unzip, but never use the fly hole of my boxers. Just hook the elastic with the free thumb and drop the boxers a little. The idea of opening a button near my Johnson just seems wrong. __________________ wat?

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