Belt or Fly - Page 3

spronk · 06-14-2008, 05:55 PM

i sit to piss and stand to shit even tho its against the bible:

James · 06-14-2008, 06:31 PM

Hahahaha, no wonder Quineloe likes it up the ass. He pisses sitting down.

Cybsled · 06-15-2008, 04:34 AM

Honestly when you gotta piss, who has time to play "thread teh kawk through the two holes to win!". Besides, you make yourself immune to getting caught in the zipper when you avoid that option as well.

Caocao · 06-15-2008, 02:36 PM

Pantaloons and brief under the sack and let 'er rip.

Eomer · 06-17-2008, 09:46 AM

All of my jeans are button fly, and it's a pain in the ass to do and undo unless it's in the right order. So I just undo my belt and buttons and yank the boxers down a bit to let fly.

With suits and dress pants, then yes I use the zipper however I still pull the boxers down. I've found that using the "cockhole" on boxers can often result in slight constriction of my penis which isn't noticeable while urinating, but makes itself noticeable when I place my penis back in my boxers and the goddamn thing leaks down my leg.

misdirection · 06-17-2008, 10:00 AM

the better question here is.. what do you do first thing in the morning when you've got that unbendable boner and the unavoidable need to piss? sit way back on the toilet and bend forward? or just bend way over from the hips?

Zennin · 06-17-2008, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer

I've found that using the "cockhole" on boxers can often result in slight constriction of my penis which isn't noticeable while urinating, but makes itself noticeable when I place my penis back in my boxers and the goddamn thing leaks down my leg.

QFTx10 - I hate that so bad

Horse · 06-17-2008, 11:29 AM

findar · 06-17-2008, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by misdirection

the better question here is.. what do you do first thing in the morning when you've got that unbendable boner and the unavoidable need to piss? sit way back on the toilet and bend forward? or just bend way over from the hips?

masturbate. no need wasting a perfectly good boner.

brekk · 06-17-2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by findar

masturbate. no need wasting a perfectly good boner.

This.

The Ancient · 06-17-2008, 12:29 PM

Ugh morningwood takes so long to get rid of compared to comparable natural boners.

Kreugen · 06-19-2008, 07:00 AM

Pee off the balcony while sipping your morning coffee. Wave to the kids waiting for the bus.

Or just go in the shower.

Rathgar · 07-01-2008, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by findar

,

That asshole is pissing on the wall in panel 5. Or this bathroom has two doors.

Darph · 07-01-2008, 11:30 PM

Here's how it goes with me:

1. Walk up to the urinal.
2. Nod to the man next to me.
3. Unzip. Then nod again.
4. Undo belt. Wink.
5. Take off pants.
6. Take gigantor shit in the urinal.
7. Wink again if he's still there.
8. Wash ass off in sink.
9. Walk out the door and tell everyone that the guy was checking out my package.

Cathan · 07-02-2008, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Funkenstein

I pull my right pant leg up a bit, prop my foot about midway up the urinal or on the outer edge of the bowl and let her rip.

Nuff said vag boy

06-14-2008, 05:55 PM	#31 (permalink)
spronk nerd Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,377	i sit to piss and stand to shit even tho its against the bible: Last edited by spronk : 06-14-2008 at 06:00 PM.

06-15-2008, 04:34 AM	#33 (permalink)
Cybsled Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,035	Honestly when you gotta piss, who has time to play "thread teh kawk through the two holes to win!". Besides, you make yourself immune to getting caught in the zipper when you avoid that option as well. __________________ Training the citizens of Norrath from 1999-2003!

06-17-2008, 10:00 AM	#36 (permalink)
misdirection badfish Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: page 11 Posts: 252 -15 Internets	the better question here is.. what do you do first thing in the morning when you've got that unbendable boner and the unavoidable need to piss? sit way back on the toilet and bend forward? or just bend way over from the hips? __________________ misdirection OSW

07-01-2008, 11:30 PM	#44 (permalink)
Darph Lays The Pipe Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Corp Por Posts: 774 +4 Internets	Here's how it goes with me: 1. Walk up to the urinal. 2. Nod to the man next to me. 3. Unzip. Then nod again. 4. Undo belt. Wink. 5. Take off pants. 6. Take gigantor shit in the urinal. 7. Wink again if he's still there. 8. Wash ass off in sink. 9. Walk out the door and tell everyone that the guy was checking out my package. __________________ Darph - Fires of Heaven. "Train simulators are a game." - Fansy the Famous Bard

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06-15-2008, 02:36 PM	#34 (permalink)
Caocao Stop running back to old times Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: EC Tunnels Posts: 614	Pantaloons and brief under the sack and let 'er rip.

06-17-2008, 09:46 AM	#35 (permalink)
Eomer Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,518 +25 Internets	All of my jeans are button fly, and it's a pain in the ass to do and undo unless it's in the right order. So I just undo my belt and buttons and yank the boxers down a bit to let fly. With suits and dress pants, then yes I use the zipper however I still pull the boxers down. I've found that using the "cockhole" on boxers can often result in slight constriction of my penis which isn't noticeable while urinating, but makes itself noticeable when I place my penis back in my boxers and the goddamn thing leaks down my leg.

06-17-2008, 11:29 AM	#38 (permalink)
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06-19-2008, 07:00 AM	#42 (permalink)
Kreugen Fires of Heaven Ancient Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,703 +42 Internets	Pee off the balcony while sipping your morning coffee. Wave to the kids waiting for the bus. Or just go in the shower.