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06-14-2008, 07:31 PM
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| You are just another normal!  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX
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| Hahahaha, no wonder Quineloe likes it up the ass. He pisses sitting down.
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06-15-2008, 05:34 AM
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| Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002
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+49 Internets | Honestly when you gotta piss, who has time to play "thread teh kawk through the two holes to win!". Besides, you make yourself immune to getting caught in the zipper when you avoid that option as well.
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06-17-2008, 10:46 AM
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| You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002
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+66 Internets | All of my jeans are button fly, and it's a pain in the ass to do and undo unless it's in the right order. So I just undo my belt and buttons and yank the boxers down a bit to let fly. With suits and dress pants, then yes I use the zipper however I still pull the boxers down. I've found that using the "cockhole" on boxers can often result in slight constriction of my penis which isn't noticeable while urinating, but makes itself noticeable when I place my penis back in my boxers and the goddamn thing leaks down my leg. |
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06-17-2008, 11:00 AM
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| badfish  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NC
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| the better question here is.. what do you do first thing in the morning when you've got that unbendable boner and the unavoidable need to piss? sit way back on the toilet and bend forward? or just bend way over from the hips?
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06-17-2008, 11:24 AM
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06-17-2008, 01:12 PM
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06-17-2008, 01:20 PM
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| Warning: objects may appear more edible than they actually are  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The CT
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06-17-2008, 01:29 PM
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| where is my mind  Join Date: Dec 2006
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+31 Internets | Ugh morningwood takes so long to get rid of compared to comparable natural boners.
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07-02-2008, 12:09 AM
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07-02-2008, 12:30 AM
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| Lays the Pipe Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Corp Por
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+33 Internets | Here's how it goes with me: 1. Walk up to the urinal. 2. Nod to the man next to me. 3. Unzip. Then nod again. 4. Undo belt. Wink. 5. Take off pants. 6. Take gigantor shit in the urinal. 7. Wink again if he's still there. 8. Wash ass off in sink. 9. Walk out the door and tell everyone that the guy was checking out my package.
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07-02-2008, 09:14 AM
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| Pope of the Cathan Throng!  Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New Orleans
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