Single moms 'turned sleepover into sex party' - Page 2

Locithon · 06-13-2008, 03:56 AM

I'd let the one on the right blow me, why not?

Bristlebane · 06-13-2008, 05:21 AM

Meh. Neither of them probably look that bad with makeup on and not in a mugshot. Why not?

Why the fuck didn't this kind of thing happen when I was in highschool ten years ago?

Grooverider · 06-13-2008, 05:27 AM

Nail two of your friends moms?

Honestly, how could you refuse?

Salshun · 06-13-2008, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Grooverider

Nail two of your friends moms?

Honestly, how could you refuse?

Man that would take mom jokes to new, super fun levels. It would be your nuclear strike weapon in friend arguments!

You: Bill, I really need that 360 game back.

Friend: Uh...I lost it.

You: Bill...am I going to have to give your mom some sweet loving again?

Bristlebane · 06-13-2008, 05:36 AM

One of my friends in highschool had "the" stereotypical hot mom everyone talked about. She was only in her late 30's or so, had a boob job, and was a girl's soccer coach.

Just to fuel things more, another friend found some of sex help book snooping around their house. It was a book where a couple could fill in what their fantasies were, favorite positions, etcetera.

To this day I remember people passing that book around, and I remember her writing her favorite position was doggystyle. I don't think our friend (her son) ever found out about the book.

OhSeven · 06-13-2008, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Goliath

Lol. The double standard here really is a bizarre thing and I think only males can understand it. We know it's wrong, but we still can't help feeling differently.

I think we feel different because we were all that age and we all know that if we got to bang an older woman at that age we wouldn't of been traumatized like you hear about some of the young girls that have a similar thing happen to them.

I mean really when was the last time you heard a guy complain about getting laid no matter who it was with.

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 06-13-2008, 05:46 AM

Of course my fantasies happen 10 years after I'm too old to have them. Fuck.

fucker · 06-13-2008, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Goliath

I can't talk to my girlfriend about stuff like this because she gets mad. She thinks the women are just as bad as the men and that the boys are severely traumatized.

yeah this kid was traumatized SO badly....

EDIT - hey what the hell, i just noticed i have neg2 internets. so much h8

blizzak · 06-13-2008, 06:49 AM

NICE!!!

Someone had to say it :P

Big W Powah! · 06-13-2008, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Goliath

I can't talk to my girlfriend about stuff like this because she gets mad. She thinks the women are just as bad as the men and that the boys are severely traumatized.

Fuck man, they are traumatized. If the first hummer I got sent the girl to jail, I would be to.

For the sake of the children's sanity. let these women go!

Hathe · 06-13-2008, 08:10 AM

Niiice.

Fedor · 06-13-2008, 08:16 AM

dechire · 06-13-2008, 08:47 AM

awww, those poor 14 year old boys... i feel so sad for them. The only victim here may be taste...Yea i said it!

kegkilla · 06-13-2008, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Kolle

it's a double standard for girls and boys, but i can't help agreeing. when i was 16 i would have loved to nail some of the older women i knew. there were a few teachers and some others. i would have kept my fucking mouth shut. there would have been zero need for bribery. actually i wouldn't have taken gifts anyways unless it was something i could keep away from home.

true, i also think its better this way. a bit of a funny side note here:

Substitute teacher's rape charges shock Ocean City High School students

my older sister briefly hung this guy when we went down the shore when she was younger. i never liked the sick fucker, i always thought he was creepy and a douche. actually wanted to fight him on one occasion but my sis wouldn't let me. sucks, i would be able to say i beat the shit out of a convicted child rapist if i did. hopefully this piece of shit will rot in jail.

Ham n Cheese · 06-13-2008, 10:01 AM

Man you're so tough!

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06-13-2008, 05:21 AM	#17 (permalink)
Bristlebane Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,856	Meh. Neither of them probably look that bad with makeup on and not in a mugshot. Why not? Why the fuck didn't this kind of thing happen when I was in highschool ten years ago?

06-13-2008, 05:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
Grooverider hildog Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 843 -1 Internets	Nail two of your friends moms? Honestly, how could you refuse?

06-13-2008, 05:36 AM	#20 (permalink)
Bristlebane Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,856	One of my friends in highschool had "the" stereotypical hot mom everyone talked about. She was only in her late 30's or so, had a boob job, and was a girl's soccer coach. Just to fuel things more, another friend found some of sex help book snooping around their house. It was a book where a couple could fill in what their fantasies were, favorite positions, etcetera. To this day I remember people passing that book around, and I remember her writing her favorite position was doggystyle. I don't think our friend (her son) ever found out about the book.

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GrobbeeTrull2.0 Proud Communist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 2,326	Of course my fantasies happen 10 years after I'm too old to have them. Fuck.

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blizzak Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 98 +3 Internets	NICE!!! Someone had to say it :P

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06-13-2008, 08:47 AM	#28 (permalink)
dechire /shrug Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: tx Posts: 390 -1 Internets	awww, those poor 14 year old boys... i feel so sad for them. The only victim here may be taste...Yea i said it!