Hookers and Halo?

[Salshun]

Originally Posted by Eomer

Probably gay. If I had two whores in a motel room when I was 13, I wouldn't have been playing Halo, that's for fucking sure.

I'm sure you were a regular Don Juan at 13, walking around with a 9 inch cock. Could you even get hard at 13? I think at 13 playing video games was pretty much at the top of my list for fun things to do.

[Rune]

What the fuck are you asshats talking about, like you weren't a horny little bastard at 13? Jesus H Christ, what a load of shit.

Everytime I hear some teacher yap about how she teaches 13-15 year old boys and how sweet and angelic they are I laugh my ass off when I think about the sheer multitude of dirty shit that went through my head at that age with no one the wiser. And I was a goddamn cleancut bookworm.

I'm not saying I would have known what to do but I would have broken something in the attempt.

[Laedrun]

he's gotta be the coolest kid in his school now ;p

[Gigfc]

Originally Posted by Laedrun

he's gotta be the coolest kid in his school now ;p

Because all the cool kids play in WoW tournaments. Lawl.

[Salshun]

Originally Posted by Gigfc

Because all the cool kids play in WoW tournaments. Lawl.

He'll probably tell his friends that the girls got naked and him and his friends spent 6 hours giving them the best sex of their lives, and how the girls were so satisfied they wanted to pay them for the sex, when in reality one of the girls took her shirt off, they all came in their pants, and cried until their moms picked them up.

[Zarcath]

and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

good thing these hookers were law abiding citizens.

this story would have been more win if it read like this

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up when the kids tried to pay with WoW gold for their sexual services.

[Zuuljin]

This entire story doesn't make any sense and lacks many details. I'm about 50/50 this is made up.

So the kids call a credit card company and order another credit card. To do that you have to answer a series of security questions, including either your full, or last 4 digits of your social. Ok maybe his dad left his SS number lying around for the kids to find? Whatever, its possible.

Well, their 13, so how the fuck did they get around, they cant drive. Did they fucking walk around all day buying $30k worth of shit carrying it in their backpacks? Theres no mention of any of his friends being able to drive. But maybe one of em could... getting kind of fishy though.


So they walk, (or drive?) to a motel, and get a room. Yet every single motel I have ever been too requires someone 18+ to be with em, or possibly 21+. I know when I tried to get a hotel room when I was in high school I was turned down. But whatever, lets assume they just happened to find a shady motel that doesn't check age/id/question why some 13yo kid has his dads CC and gets them a room. Getting kind of ridiculous now.

So their in this hotel room with $30k worth of shit that they somehow carried with them (or maybe their friends took off with?) and they ask some delivery guy where they can find an escort. It never says whether or not he told them anything, just that he went to the authorities. So within the time of him contacting authorities, the boys found the number of an escort service, and managed to get 2 girls there before the cops arrived. Yet the avg response time for cops is what, like 10 minutes max?

And they had $3k in cash. Where the fuck do you get $3k in cash with a credit card? And not to mention, what company gives a $30k+ limit on their card and lets all this slide without disabling the card?

And as far as the hookers go, they told the cops the kids wouldn't put out, so their obviously offering prostitution, yet they just get to walk away? Oh and their illegal activities dont permit them to discriminate again circus midgets? Wtf corruption?

Now that is a LOT of shit that went down. This had to have been an all day ordeal, so where were the parents this whole time?

This whole thing just seems impossible, or the article is leaving out a TON of details.

So this is either fake, or Texas is one fucked state.

Actually, after writing all that, I'm changing my answer to I'm betting about an 80% chance this is fake.

[Salshun]

Originally Posted by Zuuljin

Stuff

Yeah, the whole kids getting a hotel room, hookers not taking off when they saw they were kids, getting that much cash with someone else's credit card. Whole lotta of shit doesn't add up.

[The Dauntless One]

Originally Posted by Eomer

I never said I was banging chicks at 13. However, considering I was rubbing em out by like 9, I would have been more than ready to take care of business.

I'm with Eomer. I've been jerking off since 5 or 6 (though I didn't know what I was doing until 11-12) and watching pornographic images as early as 8-9 years old. So if I was 13 years old with 2 professional $1000 hookers you're damn right I'd get down to business.

[Gryeyes]

Originally Posted by Salshun

I'm sure you were a regular Don Juan at 13, walking around with a 9 inch cock. Could you even get hard at 13? I think at 13 playing video games was pretty much at the top of my list for fun things to do.

Did your parents get you fixed?

[Hippos II]

Originally Posted by Zuuljin

(1) Well, their 13, so how the fuck did they get around, they cant drive. Did they fucking walk around all day buying $30k worth of shit carrying it in their backpacks? Theres no mention of any of his friends being able to drive. But maybe one of em could... getting kind of fishy though.



(2) So they walk, (or drive?) to a motel, and get a room. Yet every single motel I have ever been too requires someone 18+ to be with em, or possibly 21+. I know when I tried to get a hotel room when I was in high school I was turned down. But whatever, lets assume they just happened to find a shady motel that doesn't check age/id/question why some 13yo kid has his dads CC and gets them a room. Getting kind of ridiculous now.



(3) So their in this hotel room with $30k worth of shit that they somehow carried with them (or maybe their friends took off with?) and they ask some delivery guy where they can find an escort. It never says whether or not he told them anything, just that he went to the authorities. So within the time of him contacting authorities, the boys found the number of an escort service, and managed to get 2 girls there before the cops arrived. Yet the avg response time for cops is what, like 10 minutes max?



(4) And they had $3k in cash. Where the fuck do you get $3k in cash with a credit card? And not to mention, what company gives a $30k+ limit on their card and lets all this slide without disabling the card?

Alright I'm tired of doing that.

[Malakriss]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

[Zuuljin]

Originally Posted by Hippos II

Alright I'm tired of doing that.

Haha, good one.

Btw the links are all red x's. =\

[Hippos II]

Meh, I pulled em straight from imdb so I'm sure they cut them off.

(1) is Blank Check, (2) is Home Alone 2, (3) is Milk Money, and (4) is Heroes.

[kcxiv]

Originally Posted by spronk

moral of the story: once you play wow, you lose your sex drive and can only get it up with halo. at any age.

that kid is still a hero

I hope his dad gave him a atta boy.