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Old 05-08-2008, 02:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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NASA paying $5000/mo to stay in bed
Need a break from the working, walking, and standing required by the demanding and stressful life you lead?

Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days.

The bed-rest experiment, to take place in the Human Test Subject Facility of Johnson Space Center, is designed to allow scientists to study some of the effects of microgravity on the human body. We read on the Bed Rest Study website:
NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed | Wired Science from Wired.com

apply here:
Human Test Subject Facility

This would totally suck
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I applied. If I can get a laptop with WoW/EQ/AoC on it I'll do it. Hopefully you can jerk the gerkin while you're there.
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I applied. If I can get a laptop with WoW/EQ/AoC on it I'll do it. Hopefully you can jerk the gerkin while you're there.
I bet while you jerk the gerkin they team of researchers is staring at you through one-way glass scribbling on clipboards.

Can you imagine an astronaut wanking it in space though? Like, a cloud of semen would be floating around your quarters. You'd have to catch it with a rag or something.
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I bet while you jerk the gerkin they team of researchers is staring at you through one-way glass scribbling on clipboards.

Can you imagine an astronaut wanking it in space though? Like, a cloud of semen would be floating around your quarters. You'd have to catch it with a rag or something.
Just jizz in a bag that will do it
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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you have to pee and poop in tubes? what would you do for exercise? what about foods/drinks?

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lol guess that counts a lot of us out. Why would someone who fits the profile of an astronaut want to be bed ridden for 90 days?
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I bet while you jerk the gerkin they team of researchers is staring at you through one-way glass scribbling on clipboards.

Can you imagine an astronaut wanking it in space though? Like, a cloud of semen would be floating around your quarters. You'd have to catch it with a rag or something.
Its called a happy sock! 8)
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I bet while you jerk the gerkin they team of researchers is staring at you through one-way glass scribbling on clipboards.

Can you imagine an astronaut wanking it in space though? Like, a cloud of semen would be floating around your quarters. You'd have to catch it with a rag or something.
If it were me, I would jerk it in the international space station as I closed the hatch to board the shuttle back to Earth.
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