Older women and you..

[Twobit Whore]

That's the real beauty of them.. they are over that whole dating/courtship/playing games shit. They just want to hang out, eat some good food, drink some fine wine and fuck all night.

[Snugglebear]

Originally Posted by Millie

Back when I lived in the Hollywood Hills (where those pics from the "Post pics of your house!" thread were taken), we used to see the occasional cougar prowling around in the hills and valleys. It's kind of amazing how nature still manages to thrive in the heart of the one of the world's biggest cities. Of course, it wasn't so majestic and awe-inspiring when you'd turn on the local news and hear about how a cougar mauled 15 hikers to death at 11am on a Sunday. But still, cougars! Raarrr!

Also, this topic kind of reminds me about a conversation I had with a tour guide in Belize back during spring break in college, sophomore year.

Guide: So, umm, you'll want to watch out for jaguars when we enter this rainforesty area.

Me: How will we know to look out for them?

Guide: You won't. They go straight for the brain in one bite. You'll probably feel about 2 or 3 seconds of it, and I'm sure it will suck.

Jaguar attacks?! I was studying with a jaguar biologist in that area who had been there for 5 years, and she had never even seen a jaguar in the flesh.

[Malice]

Originally Posted by Snugglebear

Jaguar attacks?! I was studying with a jaguar biologist in that area who had been there for 5 years, and she had never even seen a jaguar in the flesh.

Tourists don't know that. Tour guides always say shit like that.

[aychamo_aycono]

Originally Posted by rangoth

This isn't just an internet dating thing, but I am scared to fuck of just having random sex with people.

Especially living in a major city where everyone fucks everyone else, I am so scared that one nice orgasm could mean my dick will fall off

Which has since made me a total pussy, I almost never do one night stands anymore....I fail.

Man, one night stands are the best. I'm a sexual fucker. I love fucking, and I really like fucking a girl I barely know. To me that's half the fun. I also enjoy challenges, for example, picking someone at work or something that it seems would be totally unobtainable and then going after her, especially a female superior.

[Malice]

The ultimate challenge being fucking when your dick falls off due to the crotchrot.

[Lejina Bloodbath]

Originally Posted by aychamo_aycono

Man, one night stands are the best. I'm a sexual fucker. I love fucking, and I really like fucking a girl I barely know. To me that's half the fun. I also enjoy challenges, for example, picking someone at work or something that it seems would be totally unobtainable and then going after her, especially a female superior.

While I don't disagree with the general idea, to fuck around with coworkers is pretty much a sure way to have a short lived carreer at that specific place.

[Snugglebear]

Originally Posted by Zakas

Yeah, its pretty shitty, really. "I just gave you CANCER, sorry"

This kind of crap is why the HPV vaccine should be given to girls AND boys. Just because it is only dangerous to women doesn't mean you only give it to women. If you want to eliminate the most dangerous strains of any virus - especially a sexually transmitted disease - you need to immunize both sexes. It doesn't make much sense to me. Kind of like the Rubella vaccine - in my opinion, the biggest danger of Rubella is the birth defects associated with it and pregnant women. Do we only immunize women of child-bearing age? No, we immunize everyone (MMR -> Mumps, Measles, Rubella) when they are young.

[Arbitrary]

Does it work for males? If so, why aren't there shots available at Wal-Mart like they are for the flu?

[Malice]

Originally Posted by Arbitrary

Does it work for males? If so, why aren't there shots available at Wal-Mart like they are for the flu?

Flu shots aren't required for most things, MMRs are required to attend public schools and shit. The optional seasonal thing behind flu shots is why you can find clinics every winter at like every place you to go.

[Arbitrary]

But my point is that this seems important.

Are there other vaccines available that we just aren't getting for some reason?

[Twobit Whore]

Plenty. And there is a good reason. Money.

[Vatoreus]

that's what i love about it over here. Drinking water is full on win, they're rules are really top quality on water distribution.

[Jaded]

The trade-off being you're surrounded by Californians.

[Eomer]

At the risk of continuing the derail, I hate to say it Millie, but you've completely fucking bought the propaganda regarding water. As Lejina said, the ONLY reason to drink bottled water is for convenience's sake. Anything past that is fear mongering, for the most part. At least in North America, anyway. Our tap water is fine. I prefer my water cold, and thankfully my fridge has a Brita filter thingy built into the door. I just fill it up with a jug of water every day or two, and an hour later I have delicious cold water.

Didn't Penn and Teller do a thing on bottled water in NY where they had a restaurant give people a menu of all these fancy waters from around the world, some of them being like 10-20 bucks a bottle, and all these idiots were buying it and commenting on how delicious it was and how they could tell the difference between the various types, when in reality they were filling the glasses from a garden hose in the back alley?

Millie, you're one of the idiots :/.

[Twobit Whore]

My mom had the most awesome fridge. Built in filter that filtered the water intake.. and had one of those things on the outside of the door that let you dispense ice (cubed or crushed) and water. Never ending supply of fresh filtered ice cold water.

Damn I miss that fridge.