Older women and you.. - Page 5

column · 05-09-2008, 09:27 AM

Yeah I won't drink tap water. Fuck That. I guess it really depends on where you live,tho.

Arbitrary · 05-09-2008, 09:33 AM

I always secretly hoped I'd end up like Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate but time sorta got away from me.

edit - I find city water pretty nasty but the water I pump out of the ground at home is fine.

Vvoid · 05-09-2008, 09:37 AM

I just want to give a little bit of advice, obviously you can take it or leave it. I just recently turned 39, and have been toying with sites like match.com because everyone I know thinks I need to be dating. That's another topic, so I won't get into it.

The main point I'd like to make is, while I'm not going to suggest *never* dating some hot cougar (I'm sure it is great fun)...don't waste your youth! The sad state of affairs is that men, of ALL ages, love hot young women. We are attracted to vibrant, healthy women, and usually youth (not pedobear territory, I mean most anything under 30) is associated with that. But, once you hit a certain age they pretty much cease to notice you unless you are a) famous, b) rich, c) in better shape than a 20 year old, or d) some combination of those. This is not a put down on women at all, I'm just saying that in general, most young hotties want nothing to do with men significantly older than them, and about the only way you even stand a chance is with one of the above options. Some young women still won't pay attention to you, because they aren't influenced by those sorts of things. And the ones that do are often bat-shit crazy with daddy issues.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, bang the young ones while you still can! Believe me when I say that ONLY having women 35+ to choose from is not all the fun and games it appears to be. And in regard to dating sites, I'll share a few anecdotes. First, "curvy" means at least a deuce, often a deuce and a half. Second, unless the picture has a date on it, assume it is at least 5 years old. Third, if you don't like to white water raft on Tuesdays, hang glide on Thursdays, and take random drives to the mountains/coast on weekends, apparently you aren't as "exciting" as 95% of the people on those sites. While it is obvious that *every* person can't possibly do all of those activities all the time, if you post anything less than that you are boring. And if you don't look like a stud, 90%+ of the women you write to will not respond because you probably picked them because you thought they were hot too, right? So did 400 other guys, and invariably one of them was younger, better looking, and owns a jet ski and a motorcycle and told her how great it would be to whisk her away for a weekend. Sure, she'll most likely come back thinking what a jerk he is, but that doesn't do you much good.

So yeah, get them while they are young, because you won't always have that chance, and it sucks to wake up one day and realize that. Don't get me wrong, there ARE wonderful women my age, it is just a lot harder to find them , particularly if you aren't interested in someone else's kids. And like men, women get set in their ways too, and don't always want to put up with your shit either.

Someone bang a young hottie for me

EDIT: Dammit, Millie posted much the same thing (from the other perspective) while I was busy trying to write this at work.

Josh · 05-09-2008, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Millie

a)
Also: you guys really find some 40+-year-old woman, botoxed and lipo'd to all hell, tanned to a crisp, bleached, waxed, and implanted attractive? Couldn't you just find a twentysomething who looks just as good, but naturally? If you think you'll have more in common with a 49-year-old she-tiger than with a nice, cute 25-year-old, you're mistaken. Also, you've got to consider that you might not be what she's looking for, either. I mean, yeah, we've all seen the older rich guys with the dumb 20-year-old knockouts. It's the same thing here, more or less. These women are no doubt looking for ripped, blond, smooth, dumb, adorable surfers who like to rock-climb and teach yoga on the side, while not busy playing guitar or working out.

Okay, you finally reeled me in. We can go out

Gudrid · 05-09-2008, 10:09 AM

International Dating Service LavaPlace

Check out the age range most of those women look for. I enjoy reading their horrible translations.

"I'm a nice girl some times,I also have a lot of defaults, but i cannot describe my self, I'd rather let you describe me.
I'm a good looking girl, all the time classy dressed, and i love shopping. I LOOK FOR A GENTLEMAN."

"came from country, where are the tasted beer and the most beautifule womens What else could I say?.. I believe
the power of laugh You just have to look at me I'm looking for YOU!!!"

"I AM WHAT I AM THAT WAY GOD MADE ME I AM WHAT I AM DONT TRY TO CHANGE ME. i believe in dawn even though it
be dark, i believe in God even though He be silent."

"A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil ..tender lips...deadly eyes..... I'd like to meet new interesting people)))"

Millie · 05-09-2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

Okay, you finally reeled me in. We can go out

This cougar cub has already bagged her a hedgehog. :P

Arbitrary · 05-09-2008, 10:23 AM

Show smiles show friendship, some only show teeth.

Niz · 05-09-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vvoid

I just want to give a little bit of advice...bang the young ones while you still can!

Words to live by, sir, indeed.

Kindnugs · 05-09-2008, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vvoid

I just want to give a little bit of advice, obviously you can take it or leave it. I just recently turned 39, and have been toying with sites like match.com because everyone I know thinks I need to be dating. That's another topic, so I won't get into it.

The main point I'd like to make is, while I'm not going to suggest *never* dating some hot cougar (I'm sure it is great fun)...don't waste your youth!

I have been banging a cougar for over two years now and loving it(I am 29 she is 39). The one point you seem to be missing here is the maturity.

So I failed as a Leykis student. However if you are going to fuck your life up and move in with a women/get married, then there is no fucking way I am going to do that with some dumb fickle bitch. Mature women, at least the ones that I would bang, have their shit together and actually have lots to give in a relationship, unlike a hot 20 year old (clueless cunt bag).

Vvoid · 05-09-2008, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kindnugs

I have been banging a cougar for over two years now and loving it(I am 29 she is 39). The one point you seem to be missing here is the maturity.

So I failed as a Leykis student. However if you are going to fuck your life up and move in with a women/get married, then there is no fucking way I am going to do that with some dumb fickle bitch. Mature women, at least the ones that I would bang, have their shit together and actually have lots to give in a relationship, unlike a hot 20 year old (clueless cunt bag).

I never said older women aren't great, nor did I say that they should marry these younger women. My comments were more directed at the multitude of "I'm going to go bag me a cougar!" posts. Again, nothing wrong with that mentality, but if that is ALL you have to choose from, the novelty wears off pretty quickly.

The other thing I notice is that you say you are "banging" a 39 year old. You didn't say dating, or thinking of marrying, or having a deep, meaningful relationship with. It is hard to tell from the rest of your comments if you are or not, but if you have no intention of actually settling down with this woman, then my point sort of stands. You were very lucky to find someone that is both mature and you found hot. But when that is over, what if you can't find another one? What if the only ones you find attractive want nothing to do with you simply because of your age? Maybe you've had your fill of the 20'ish girls, and that's totally fine. But some of these other guys might not have, and I'm just saying that one day they won't even have the choice at all.

And not every 20 year old girl is a clueless cunt bag either. And plenty of 39 year olds are dumb fickle bitches, TRUST ME. So, you just got lucky with one (39), and unlucky with the others (20).

Zuuljin · 05-09-2008, 11:37 AM

I actually have no experience in this, I was just making the proverbial "there are no women on the internets" post.

On a serious note though, I read somewhere that something crazy like 80% of women over 40 have HPV, which is something you dont want to get then pass down to some 20 something chick after your done banging the cougar.

I could never do the one night stand thing for fear of STD's alone. The older you get, the more likely it is that someone has something, and if someone is willing to do a one night stand, you can be pretty sure its not their first. Same reason I would never pay for sex.

You never know whats swimming around in the punch bowl your dipping your ladle into.

column · 05-09-2008, 11:39 AM

I'll be banging a hot 20 year old after speed racer tonight,if I don't fuck up and saying something retarded.

This ones for you Vvoid!

Blumpster · 05-09-2008, 11:44 AM

Oh my goodness there are bottled water snobs in this thread! GTFO! Half that shit comes from tap water anyway.

I guess it does matter where you live. I grew up on a well system so I've always drank the tap water. Filter the tap water, stop buying bottled water. It is quite possibly the stupidest thing in the world. Shit should be 20cents for a 20oz bottle, max. Hey look, 3.50 for some Avian, this concert is fucking great!!! Fucking bullshit. Suck a dick. Water in plastic magically makes it perfectly clean!!! No sorry. Oh hey, you're pregnant? Don't drink that bottled water your baby will get fucked up. Sorry about that.

Kindnugs · 05-09-2008, 11:48 AM

Don't younger chicks like older men anyways? They tend to have more money, are more confident, and know what they are doing in life.

So I wouldnt stress to much in saying older guys can't fuck the young ones. But then again I guess it comes down to if you have game and/or how well or bad you have aged.

edit: Yeah I said "banging" in regards to how this thread is. I am in love with the women and all that shit.

dooeet · 05-09-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by column

I'll be banging a hot 20 year old after speed racer tonight,if I don't fuck up and saying something retarded.

This ones for you Vvoid!

Seeing speed racer may be all the fuck up you need....

05-09-2008, 10:09 AM	#65 (permalink)
Gudrid Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 337 -1 Internets	International Dating Service LavaPlace Check out the age range most of those women look for. I enjoy reading their horrible translations. "I'm a nice girl some times,I also have a lot of defaults, but i cannot describe my self, I'd rather let you describe me. I'm a good looking girl, all the time classy dressed, and i love shopping. I LOOK FOR A GENTLEMAN." "came from country, where are the tasted beer and the most beautifule womens What else could I say?.. I believe the power of laugh You just have to look at me I'm looking for YOU!!!" "I AM WHAT I AM THAT WAY GOD MADE ME I AM WHAT I AM DONT TRY TO CHANGE ME. i believe in dawn even though it be dark, i believe in God even though He be silent." "A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil ..tender lips...deadly eyes..... I'd like to meet new interesting people)))" Last edited by Gudrid : 05-09-2008 at 10:14 AM.

05-09-2008, 11:37 AM	#71 (permalink)
Zuuljin So there's this plane on a treadmill... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,858 -1 Internets	I actually have no experience in this, I was just making the proverbial "there are no women on the internets" post. On a serious note though, I read somewhere that something crazy like 80% of women over 40 have HPV, which is something you dont want to get then pass down to some 20 something chick after your done banging the cougar. I could never do the one night stand thing for fear of STD's alone. The older you get, the more likely it is that someone has something, and if someone is willing to do a one night stand, you can be pretty sure its not their first. Same reason I would never pay for sex. You never know whats swimming around in the punch bowl your dipping your ladle into. __________________ " We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." Richard Dawkins (1941 - ), "The Root of All Evil", UK Channel 4, 2006

05-09-2008, 11:48 AM	#74 (permalink)
Kindnugs Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pats Steaks. Posts: 338 +1 Internets	Don't younger chicks like older men anyways? They tend to have more money, are more confident, and know what they are doing in life. So I wouldnt stress to much in saying older guys can't fuck the young ones. But then again I guess it comes down to if you have game and/or how well or bad you have aged. edit: Yeah I said "banging" in regards to how this thread is. I am in love with the women and all that shit. Last edited by Kindnugs : 05-09-2008 at 11:50 AM.

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05-09-2008, 09:37 AM	#63 (permalink)
Vvoid Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 224 +2 Internets	I just want to give a little bit of advice, obviously you can take it or leave it. I just recently turned 39, and have been toying with sites like match.com because everyone I know thinks I need to be dating. That's another topic, so I won't get into it. The main point I'd like to make is, while I'm not going to suggest never dating some hot cougar (I'm sure it is great fun)...don't waste your youth! The sad state of affairs is that men, of ALL ages, love hot young women. We are attracted to vibrant, healthy women, and usually youth (not pedobear territory, I mean most anything under 30) is associated with that. But, once you hit a certain age they pretty much cease to notice you unless you are a) famous, b) rich, c) in better shape than a 20 year old, or d) some combination of those. This is not a put down on women at all, I'm just saying that in general, most young hotties want nothing to do with men significantly older than them, and about the only way you even stand a chance is with one of the above options. Some young women still won't pay attention to you, because they aren't influenced by those sorts of things. And the ones that do are often bat-shit crazy with daddy issues. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, bang the young ones while you still can! Believe me when I say that ONLY having women 35+ to choose from is not all the fun and games it appears to be. And in regard to dating sites, I'll share a few anecdotes. First, "curvy" means at least a deuce, often a deuce and a half. Second, unless the picture has a date on it, assume it is at least 5 years old. Third, if you don't like to white water raft on Tuesdays, hang glide on Thursdays, and take random drives to the mountains/coast on weekends, apparently you aren't as "exciting" as 95% of the people on those sites. While it is obvious that every person can't possibly do all of those activities all the time, if you post anything less than that you are boring. And if you don't look like a stud, 90%+ of the women you write to will not respond because you probably picked them because you thought they were hot too, right? So did 400 other guys, and invariably one of them was younger, better looking, and owns a jet ski and a motorcycle and told her how great it would be to whisk her away for a weekend. Sure, she'll most likely come back thinking what a jerk he is, but that doesn't do you much good. So yeah, get them while they are young, because you won't always have that chance, and it sucks to wake up one day and realize that. Don't get me wrong, there ARE wonderful women my age, it is just a lot harder to find them , particularly if you aren't interested in someone else's kids. And like men, women get set in their ways too, and don't always want to put up with your shit either. Someone bang a young hottie for me EDIT: Dammit, Millie posted much the same thing (from the other perspective) while I was busy trying to write this at work.

05-09-2008, 11:44 AM	#73 (permalink)
Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 1,583 -1 Internets	Oh my goodness there are bottled water snobs in this thread! GTFO! Half that shit comes from tap water anyway. I guess it does matter where you live. I grew up on a well system so I've always drank the tap water. Filter the tap water, stop buying bottled water. It is quite possibly the stupidest thing in the world. Shit should be 20cents for a 20oz bottle, max. Hey look, 3.50 for some Avian, this concert is fucking great!!! Fucking bullshit. Suck a dick. Water in plastic magically makes it perfectly clean!!! No sorry. Oh hey, you're pregnant? Don't drink that bottled water your baby will get fucked up. Sorry about that.