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Old 05-14-2008, 09:51 PM   #211 (permalink)
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I'm ashamed you live in my city. All this potential, and your at home in a apron, sneaking peeks at espn while the wife is in the bathroom.
If my bitch tells me I can't go anywhere, I'll blacken her eye. She knows this. When I say I'm going to have some beers with the guys, all she does is smile and ask me if I want a cherry or peach pie upon my return.



Unless me and Millie hook up of course.

PM me if you want to see what would happen Millie. I can't type it here, it's too naughty.
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:24 PM   #212 (permalink)
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Salshun, I've got your back. Most of what you said I totally agree with. I don't want a doormat, or a yes woman. And just because your woman is smart and willing to not just eat every bit of shit you shovel her, doesn't necessarily mean that she'll control your whole life. Because chances are, if the woman is everything you've described, she'll have her own friends, interests and hobbies outside of the relationship that she wants to spend time on. It's the dumb cunts that base their entire life around their man that are the ones that freak out the second you call in and say "hey, turns out some of the guys are going for some wings and beer after the game tonight, don't wait up for me."

And seriously, don't sweat ANYTHING Arbitrary has to say about relationships. I don't mean to continually bring this up, but dude you've never even seen a vagina up close, let alone been inside one. When it comes to discussing women and relationships, you need to shut the fuck up.
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:25 PM   #213 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:49 PM   #214 (permalink)
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Oh trust me, I'm not sweating it. No fuck that talks the way these guys are would know thing 1 about what to do with a pussy if it fell in their lap. And the hitting women thing is some fucked up shit and any guy that would do it needs to their dick chopped off. My chick has her own life, just like I do. We don't control each other and while yes, I have friends that I am allowed to hang out with whenever I want if I have plans with my girl already, I don't. In addition, I enjoy hanging out with my girl more than I do my friends. I have the best of both worlds because my girl IS my best friend.

Trust me, I'm getting a big laugh about all of this. All of their talk is going in one ear and right out the other.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:07 PM   #215 (permalink)
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With most guys here, they're either in relationships or have had them in the past. So even if I disagree with their opinion, at least they're talking from experience. However, as I said, Arbitrary is a straight up virgin living in his parent's basement. That's not something I revel in bringing up in other threads or topics, but jesus fuck, don't tell someone to kill themself because they don't want a dependent twat of a woman and expect to get away with it when you spend your weekends antiquing and wondering why you can't get laid.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:07 PM   #216 (permalink)
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I'm truly amazed how anyone stays in a long-term committed relationship. I've been in my fair share of them (3 years, 2 years, 2 years, and 1.5 years,), but really I just get bored of fucking the same person all the time, and end up cheating unless I happen to be working too much to cheat. I litterally can't help myself. I've come to the conclusion that at best I'm a serial monogamist, and at worst I'm just a cheating fucker.

BTW Salshun you sound like a woman, and I weep for your balls. In addition to your womanhood, must you gay up every screen shots thread with your feminist rantings?
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:08 PM   #217 (permalink)
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With most guys here, they're either in relationships or have had them in the past. So even if I disagree with their opinion, at least they're talking from experience. However, as I said, Arbitrary is a straight up virgin living in his parent's basement. That's not something I revel in bringing up in other threads or topics, but jesus fuck, don't tell someone to kill themself because they don't want a dependent twat of a woman and expect to get away with it when you spend your weekends antiquing and wondering why you can't get laid.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:10 PM   #218 (permalink)
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I'm the same way. I've never managed to maintain a relationship past about 6 months. I just lose interest. Even with super awesome chicks that are fun to hang out with, low maintenance and great in the sack, eventually I just get to the point where it's just like "meh" when I think of them. Several friends have suggested that I am perhaps dead inside. The flip side is I have no interest in shallow, sex only relationships.

I'll just go ahead and call myself gay.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:13 PM   #219 (permalink)
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I'm the same way. I've never managed to maintain a relationship past about 6 months. I just lose interest. Even with super awesome chicks that are fun to hang out with, low maintenance and great in the sack, eventually I just get to the point where it's just like "meh" when I think of them. Several friends have suggested that I am perhaps dead inside. The flip side is I have no interest in shallow, sex only relationships.

I'll just go ahead and call myself gay.
I think we are on the same page.

I lose interest in the 3 months - 6 months range. No matter what.


I also seek perfection and jump on shit when it doesn't go my way, and use that as an excuse to get the fuck out.

Of course i'm a stud though so with all the women throwing themself at me it makes it difficult to stay focused. True story.


Also to the guy with the boobs in his avatar, i agree with you. Don't listen to these 18 year olds with that dumbass mentality. You just have a more mature view on relationships and most people just can't get to that point without fucking up a bunch along the way.

I will however agree with the people that are basically saying that they are threatened by a women that doesn't use them as the focus of their life. I find this both threatening and very liberating, and am unsure which I prefer. Women are fucking liars, and not knowing what goes on will make anyone insecure, but having your own life is really important as well. Food for thought I guess.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:21 PM   #220 (permalink)
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I'm truly amazed how anyone stays in a long-term committed relationship. I've been in my fair share of them (3 years, 2 years, 2 years, and 1.5 years,), but really I just get bored of fucking the same person all the time, and end up cheating unless I happen to be working too much to cheat. I litterally can't help myself. I've come to the conclusion that at best I'm a serial monogamist, and at worst I'm just a cheating fucker.

BTW Salshun you sound like a woman, and I weep for your balls. In addition to your womanhood, must you gay up every screen shots thread with your feminist rantings?
I sound like a woman because I don't believe it treating my girl like a slave and hitting her? You can't possibly fathom how little I give a shit. Some fuck on a video game forum trying to tell me what's wrong with my dating habits is just about the saddest, most laughable shit ever. As it was said above, kill yourself. You're wasting valuable oxygen that someone a little less retarded (everyone) might be able to use. I'm curious, how old are you? Are you in a relationship now? What's your sex life like? Eomer really opened my eyes up there and I want to make sure I'm not having this debate with someone that's still beating off to the unmentionables section of the Sear's catalog. Oh why the fuck am I even asking that question anyways, you're just going to lie your ass off.

And the point of dating is too find that chick that you don't get tired of, that's the whole fucking point. I personally like the long term relationships. The idea of every 6 months having to deal with some new girls issues doesn't appeal to me.

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Old 05-14-2008, 11:23 PM   #221 (permalink)
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A woman that can't entertain herself isn't worth having around.

If I want to go waste a day with beer and TV at a mate's place, my girlfriend will drive me there and pick me up. Then next week when she has the girls around, she'll tell me to fuck off for the day while they have naked pillow fights or whatever it is they do.

Life doesn't stop because you have a partner.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:29 PM   #222 (permalink)
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I sound like a woman because I don't believe it treating my girl like a slave and hitting her? You can't possibly fathom how little I give a shit. Some fuck on a video game forum trying to tell me what's wrong with my dating habits is just about the saddest, most laughable shit ever.
Pretty sure that this was my point. You do this on every single thread that invovles dating or women. You spout off about how your relationship is the greatest thing since sliced bread. You need to spread your gospel constantly about how we all don't know what we are missing, and that we'll all be sad fuckers later on in life. Your typical assualt is something along the lines of we wouldn't know what to do with a vagina if we even had access to one. The fact of the matter is that you have no fucking clue what your talking about 90% of the time.
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:48 AM   #223 (permalink)
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Back on the subject at hand if I hooked up with an older woman I'd want it like it is in the movies. 18 years old helping the 40 year old widow reshingle her roof or some shit. She brings out the lemonade that tastes a little funny ( it's from Long Island). Spend the whole summer working each other like jobs. Have a girl with 20 years of sexual experience educating me.
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Old 05-15-2008, 02:44 AM   #224 (permalink)
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You can't spend time with your friends except for maybe a few hours and then only on a weekend?

No really, kill yourself. The only thing that should be going in one ear and out the other is a bullet.
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Old 05-15-2008, 02:51 AM   #225 (permalink)
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A woman that can't entertain herself isn't worth having around.

If I want to go waste a day with beer and TV at a mate's place, my girlfriend will drive me there and pick me up. Then next week when she has the girls around, she'll tell me to fuck off for the day while they have naked pillow fights or whatever it is they do.

Life doesn't stop because you have a partner.
this shit. It's pretty much why I'm going through what I'm going through now.
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