Threesome, need serious advice

twistidd · 05-30-2008, 07:33 AM

Every once in a while when I'm fuckin my gf she talks about her fantasy, she wants to watch me fuck a girl then she will join in. This is awsome but I dont want to fuck things up, I want to make this happen but I know chicks dont always followthrough with shit like this. Does any one have honest to Jesus experience with this shit that can tell me how to make it really happen? I'm a threesome newb. thx

I am totally serious I need help not bullshit so dont waste my time with bullshit if thats what your planning to do thanks.

Astaire · 05-30-2008, 07:45 AM

And you chose screenshots as the place to ask... oh this might turn out interesting.

twistidd · 05-30-2008, 07:51 AM

Where the fuck did you want me to ask, Millies Bookhouse?

column · 05-30-2008, 07:51 AM

SHAW IT WITH THE ABYSS SPECIAL EDITION!!

ValkyrieIsAboutToDie · 05-30-2008, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by twistidd

Where the fuck did you want me to ask, Millies Bookhouse?

You could just send her a PM.

tikkus · 05-30-2008, 07:52 AM

The man in me says this is a great idea but the responsible boyfriend in me says "Fuck. No."

It will complicate things. If you care about her and want this to last a long time you will see that all this can accomplish is make her jealous and leave a twinge of doubt in her mind that you'll like Girl B's pootie better than hers.

Drtyrm · 05-30-2008, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by twistidd

Where the fuck did you want me to ask, Millies Bookhouse?

The fact that someone would turn to FoH Screenshots for advice like this scares me more than I can express.

column · 05-30-2008, 07:54 AM

Mouse on HEAD NOW!

twistidd · 05-30-2008, 07:54 AM

I'm a gaming nerd with gaming nerd friends, there I admit it, so anyway its not like my buddies are going to know what the fuck to do in this situation. I thought I would give it a shot here, guess not heh.

Kuriin · 05-30-2008, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by tikkus

The man in me says this is a great idea but the responsible boyfriend in me says "Fuck. No."

It will complicate things. If you care about her and want this to last a long time you will see that all this can accomplish is make her jealous and leave a twinge of doubt in her mind that you'll like Girl B's pootie better than hers.

Tikkus is right. The bad thing about threesomes is there will always/most of the time be someone who you work "more" during the actual sex. Granted, some people might not care, but a lot of people would feel jealous.

twistidd · 05-30-2008, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tikkus

The man in me says this is a great idea but the responsible boyfriend in me says "Fuck. No."

It will complicate things. If you care about her and want this to last a long time you will see that all this can accomplish is make her jealous and leave a twinge of doubt in her mind that you'll like Girl B's pootie better than hers.

Thank you bro, for the first real advice on the thread. I thought about that shit and I want to go through with it anyway. Not totally serious about marrying this chick or anything so why the hell not, you know?

Black_Death · 05-30-2008, 07:59 AM

I would also suggest the other person not be someone you know (current friend, coworker, etc). You are better off trying to pick someone up.

Drtyrm · 05-30-2008, 08:01 AM

I suggest scheduling an early meeting to get some ground rules laid out. Maybe make an agenda that you can tape to the headboard so everyone is kept on schedule. Decisions like who you get to bust on shouldn't just be made on the fly.

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 05-30-2008, 08:01 AM

If she wants it, you give it to her. That's a man's duty. You let her pick the girl, you let her set the rules, you let her tell you what to do and how to fuck her.

You give her complete and total control of the situation, so that if there's any fuck ups, it's not your fault, because all you did was follow her orders.

If you aren't serious, there's absolutely no reason to not try it. If there's even a hint that this may become a serious thing, you make damn sure she's perfectly ok with everything, and that she has control of every aspect of the sitaution. Don't ever seem to enthusiastic, let her know it's for her, and let her do all the organization. Just be the hired cock and keep all of your shit to yourself.

Lyrical · 05-30-2008, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistidd

Every once in a while when I'm fuckin my gf she talks about her fantasy, she wants to watch me fuck a girl then she will join in. This is awsome but I dont want to fuck things up, I want to make this happen but I know chicks dont always followthrough with shit like this. Does any one have honest to Jesus experience with this shit that can tell me how to make it really happen? I'm a threesome newb. thx

I am totally serious I need help not bullshit so dont waste my time with bullshit if thats what your planning to do thanks.

IBTR.

Man you guys are freaky lately. First, we get some guy spamming the boards about how he can't please his wife unless he uses penis extenders. Second, we get a guy talking about how his wife humiliated him by dressing him in drag. Third, we get Camerous posting about how he wants to buy some penis machine to satisfy his gf (although I bet he has no gf and just wants to sit on it himself). Now we get this. My gf won't be satisfied unless we jump in bed with another woman.

Is there a full moon out or something?

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Originally Posted by Millie

So apparently today is National Can't-Satisfy-the-Wife Day.

More like National-Can't-Satisfy-the-Wife-Week on these boards.

05-30-2008, 07:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
twistidd Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 43 +0 Internets	Threesome, need serious advice Every once in a while when I'm fuckin my gf she talks about her fantasy, she wants to watch me fuck a girl then she will join in. This is awsome but I dont want to fuck things up, I want to make this happen but I know chicks dont always followthrough with shit like this. Does any one have honest to Jesus experience with this shit that can tell me how to make it really happen? I'm a threesome newb. thx I am totally serious I need help not bullshit so dont waste my time with bullshit if thats what your planning to do thanks.

05-30-2008, 07:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
Astaire Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Wild Blue Yonder Posts: 262 +1 Internets	And you chose screenshots as the place to ask... oh this might turn out interesting. __________________

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Black_Death I regret nothing! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 149 -1 Internets	I would also suggest the other person not be someone you know (current friend, coworker, etc). You are better off trying to pick someone up. __________________ In vino veritas.

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05-30-2008, 07:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
twistidd Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 43 +0 Internets	Where the fuck did you want me to ask, Millies Bookhouse?

05-30-2008, 07:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
tikkus Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,219 -3 Internets	The man in me says this is a great idea but the responsible boyfriend in me says "Fuck. No." It will complicate things. If you care about her and want this to last a long time you will see that all this can accomplish is make her jealous and leave a twinge of doubt in her mind that you'll like Girl B's pootie better than hers.

05-30-2008, 07:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
twistidd Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 43 +0 Internets	I'm a gaming nerd with gaming nerd friends, there I admit it, so anyway its not like my buddies are going to know what the fuck to do in this situation. I thought I would give it a shot here, guess not heh.

05-30-2008, 08:01 AM	#14 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull2.0 Proud Communist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 2,331	If she wants it, you give it to her. That's a man's duty. You let her pick the girl, you let her set the rules, you let her tell you what to do and how to fuck her. You give her complete and total control of the situation, so that if there's any fuck ups, it's not your fault, because all you did was follow her orders. If you aren't serious, there's absolutely no reason to not try it. If there's even a hint that this may become a serious thing, you make damn sure she's perfectly ok with everything, and that she has control of every aspect of the sitaution. Don't ever seem to enthusiastic, let her know it's for her, and let her do all the organization. Just be the hired cock and keep all of your shit to yourself.