Death Taxes Uber Wow Guild Drama, LOL

[column]

I've yet to see a halfway decent looking chick that plays EQ.
WoW has the numbers in it favor so I've met quite a few chicks that were bangable that play that game.

EQ always seemed to attract the fat housewives and very homely looking girls.

[Ronaan]

I'd do her.

Someone needs to find face pics though.

[Lefazz]

I'm at work and dare not open that thread.

So what's the story?

[Manseed]

Originally Posted by Lefazz

I'm at work and dare not open that thread.

So what's the story?

You can safely open it, just don't scroll down too far. All of the pics are in the second post.

[Littles]

For the working and schooled folks.

Good evening. The following story is one that needs to be told, and told through pictures. To keep the site work safe on the main page, the pictures are going to be included in the post below this one. However, I will use this space to ensure that our resident Fluff Girl, Miyavi, gets the due attention she wants & deserves.

Miyavi came to our guild around December 2006. Her boyfriend, Mr. "Chobo" was one of our warriors and had a keen interest in tanking and utilizing his castrati-esque verbal assaults to motivate and move on guild members.

Anyway, Miyavi was a reserved emo-chick from California who really kept to herself and to "Chobo." I tried to talk to her some, get some pictures, add her to the archives, etc. She really resisted for the most part.

Time went on-about a year-and all of the sudden "Chobo" and Miyavi started having some relationship troubles. Miyavi decided it was time to sleep around some, in California, with one of the gentlemen she is friends with, and "Chobo" decided on Feb. 14th, 2008 that it would be time to end things. So, Miyavi was distraught. Her and "Chobo" had talked about marriage, being together, moving him to California (Where she had already flown him twice, on her time, to get his large [you'll see what I mean in the next post] penis). She didn't know what to do. She decided, after some internal reflection, that the only viable thing to do was to find someone vulnerable in "Chobo's" guild and to use them to get back at him.

Enter Korrupted, a guild member from DnT. He was having some shit at home in Arizona and decided that his about year+ of hitting on Miyavi would finally pay off. He started laying it on thick, and Miyavi saw an opportunity. She decided to fly Korrupted out and let him live with her. Around the beginning of March Korrupted arrives and promptly sleeps with Miyavi--less than a month after she cheated and then got dumped by her boyfriend.

Also, it should be noted that Korrupted and "Chobo" were really good friends in the guild.

IP addresses start to show up on the boards, and there were some thoughts that Miyavi and Korrupted are now together. Miyavi decides that she should use the guild picture thread to post some images of her and Korrupted at her apartment, with the guy she cheated on "Chobo" with sitting right next to her.

I, being the inquisitive mind that I am, decide that the time had come. I decided to bring my investigative services to the table and get to the bottom of everything. I called up Korrupted and called him out for what he was a part of. He denied it at first, claiming that it was just a living situation fix. He then came around and referred to Miyavi fucking him as a "bonus" and it was "temporary."

Miyavi, on the other hand, was getting what she wanted--she was getting more dick, and getting back at "Chobo" who dumped her, because she was a cheating skank.

So, with the help of Mr. Chobo and other individuals in the guild, I present to you... The attention whore, back stabbing skank... Miyavi.

In closing, Miyavi, you're now e-famous; go gargle mayonnaise.

[Elvis]

besides some random naked pictures, theres an actual lack of.. you know... drama...

[Cad]

This is probably better "drama" if you knew these people. If not, it's just another random skank fingering herself on the internet, and honestly you can see 1000 of those at will.

[Dandai]

I saw the thread when there were only a couple of replies and there was no editing of faces~ She's alright but seeing her live-in passed out covered in his own puke kicks her down a few pegs. I am strangely attracted to the FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) for some reason.

[CyrusReij]

Anyone else notice the emo scars in that picture? ITS A TRAP!

[Cad]

Looks like she has pretty big tits, anyway.

[CyrusReij]

Originally Posted by Cad

Looks like she has pretty big tits, anyway.

You consider THAT big?.... They're so small.... Damn my love of giant tits..

[Cad]

Well she's laying on her back and they're piled up pretty decently, probably quite generous when she's upright. I'm not a big fan of ridiculous meatbags, I'm more of a B+/C- type of guy, so those are decently big to me.

[Dandai]

They look like healthy Bs if not Cs; they're not small but big might be a stretch =p

[Lowk]

Her body is quite nice.

She is hit in the face though.

Brown bag lunching that shit.

[masteen]

Originally Posted by CyrusReij

Anyone else notice the emo scars in that picture? ITS A TRAP!

I bet there are more forming as we speak.