Spears Pregnant... - Page 11

Eomer · 12-28-2007, 05:18 PM

About the same as the chances of two people dieing to a daddy long legs from being bitten in the eye.

brekk · 12-28-2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Eomer

About the same as the chances of two people dieing to a daddy long legs from being bitten in the eye.

well considering you're guarenteed to die from such a bite, the only "chance" your discussing is the likelihood of getting bitten in the eye.

Tuco · 12-28-2007, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Eomer

Henry Rollins in his spoken word thing brought up a story from some hick American town where two couples were getting it on in a car. It was fairly hilarious, how ignorant people can be. But basically what it boiled down to is that only one couple had a condom, so after they were done the other dude "borrowed" the condom. He flipped it inside out, slapped her on, and went to town on his woman. Sure enough 9 months later the first dude finds out he magically got the second chick pregnant.

rofl

Heavens_Myst · 12-29-2007, 01:32 PM

Casey, You Are NOT the Father at Yeeeah!

Lol, if this is true....wow

Thhin · 12-29-2007, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Heavens_Myst

Well I see ther whore doesn’t fall far from the brothel… wait, that’s not how that goes…

Lol.. and they've been dating a few years now. Wait is it just me or is she only 16?

Kindnugs · 01-04-2008, 02:22 PM

Now shes fucking insane.... they just took her away in an ambulance.

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Tmz is reporting that an ambulance actually took Britney from her home in a gurney, and that after over a year of totally insane behavior, medical professionals will finally have their say in the matter.

We're told Britney is being taken to a local hospital on a "medical hold" -- essentially a mental evaluation. Cops found her earlier this evening at her home under the influence of an "unknown substance."

The Ancient · 01-04-2008, 02:24 PM

Wrong spears.

sumdain x · 01-04-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tikkus

STDs are a myth.

sarcasm noted but my ex had one and i was always paranoid about even sleeping beside her...both of us wearing bottoms...with a sheet between us....wtf

Algol Devilstar · 01-05-2008, 05:14 AM

damn you are mean.

Marthisdil · 01-05-2008, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Zistrix

Did you guys hear the rumors today that the baby daddy is not her 18 year old boyfriend but instead an older guy from her TV program? They are saying that the 18yrs b/f is being used as a fall-guy so the real dad can avoid statutory rape charges..

Except her b/f can possibly be charged with them anyways?

sumdain x · 01-05-2008, 03:54 PM

i wasn't mean i was being protective! we broke up over non-std issues but if i had caught it think of how thrilling that would be to explain to the new girlfriend.

not to mention i didn't tell her i was putting the sheet between us, just the fact that i got warm easy ;p

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12-28-2007, 05:18 PM	#151 (permalink)
Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 10,225 +38 Internets	About the same as the chances of two people dieing to a daddy long legs from being bitten in the eye.

12-29-2007, 01:32 PM	#154 (permalink)
Heavens_Myst Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 704 -13 Internets	Casey, You Are NOT the Father at Yeeeah! Lol, if this is true....wow

01-05-2008, 05:14 AM	#159 (permalink)
Algol Devilstar Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The NW Posts: 3,497 +0 Internets	damn you are mean.

01-05-2008, 03:54 PM	#161 (permalink)
sumdain x Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 54 -1 Internets	i wasn't mean i was being protective! we broke up over non-std issues but if i had caught it think of how thrilling that would be to explain to the new girlfriend. not to mention i didn't tell her i was putting the sheet between us, just the fact that i got warm easy ;p