Mike Huckabee's Forum

[Soriak]

First: Why Screenshots and not general?
It's way too crazy for General (that says a lot) and may just be deserving of some Screenshots action.


This thread is particulary amazing. They have their own little "money bomb day" and apparently aren't having that much success.

Mike's Money Bomb Starts NOW!!

The stupid Paulbots are donating today, too: Ron Paul vs. Mike Huckabee Today (on+off)

The power of prayer will keep them from outraising us.

Dear Lord,
Let this Ron Paul supporter see the light.
Let him know that christian morals are more important than a piece of paper.
And if he fails to see the error of his ways, I ask you my lord, to smite him, along with his children, onto the gates of hell. May he burn in damnation and his children suffer until they submit to you my Lord.
Amen.

Originally Posted by From a mod

Soldier of God, i'm not sure if wishing his children to burn in hell is very christian. I will call my pastor and ask his opinion. If he says it is not OK, I may have to delete part of your pray.

It's hard to believe this is real and not a joke site, but there are too many posters for it to be fake. Just wow.

edit: bah, many other posts are actually quite weak - not nearly as entertaining as I first thought

[cuervos]

some of those are just ludicrous!

Originally Posted by Huckleberry Fin

Look RightToBeWrong, you don't seem to understand wat goverment is for... it's to PROTECT US FROM OURSELFS AND TERRISTS. 9/11 changed everything... we can't be trusted to make decisions now because guess what making decisions is TERRORISM! What if I woke up tommorow and decided to be a terrist? Well then I guess freedom would obviusly make people terrists! I think it's pretty simple here people. So we need to pray to make sure that we don't wake up and be terrists and that Mike gets elected so we couldn't accidentally wake up and be terrists some day!

Originally Posted by Huckleberry Fin

Lulz can you pleese stop using facts and lies which are the same thing that don;'t come from the bible or Huckabee? Seriiusly its pretty ubnokshus to be comming onto a forum for Huckabee and call him a failer

i'm scared that if Huckabee doesnt win, these guys will declare holy war or something

get out all Paultards - Ban them.
I just donated to the huckbomb but I cant see the graf go up.
Im going to donate a penny at a time to make sur he gets lots of donatuns

Jesus will be sure we beet them.

Were are we now...are we beting them yet?

just... wow...

Yup I came here as a Mike supporter but after seeing what Mike's other supporters are like, I've gotten the view that they're all insane inbred retards, so I'll be throwing my support along with the support of my company to another candidate, either Paul or Obama

got a chuckle out of that

[OhSeven]

I can't wait for the day that Huckabea DESTROYS Iran! We need justice for what they did on 9/11!

Of course Christianity isnt the one truth.. BUT ISLAMOFASCISM IS NOT A RELIGION..

Those people want to kill our way of life, and we need to take them out first. IRAN is the worst offender.. I dont even know why we bothered attacking Iraq.. IRANIANS BOMBED US ON 9/11 AND NOW ITS OUR TURN TO BOMB THEM BACK INTO THE STONEAGE..

Then we will just take their oil.. Because people in the stoneage have no need for oil.

This could be great.

[Kugbok_Fennin]

D minus crowd.

[Millie]

Originally Posted by cuervos

i'm scared that if Huckabee doesnt win, these guys will declare holy war or something

Let them. It'll give the federal government an excellent excuse to lock them up in a loony bin for life.

Extremist/fundamentalist religious belief meets most of the DSM-IV criteria for a diagnosis of schizophrenia.

[Indiana]

I'm pro forced sterilization of those people.

[Tuco]

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I bet it's a joke website, or at least a lot of the entries are jokes.

[kasey]

Tucos faith in humanity knows no limits

[HalberdBlue]

Its pretty obvious that its just a bunch of trolls.

[Troll]

Don't lump them in with me!

[Lord Thanos]

I don't know who Mike Huckabee is, but if this is him, I'd support him just for the entertainment, yeah I know it's old but still funny

Flowing straight from the survival scroll!

[Regime]

god damnit they disabled register

god damn you guys sometimes make my day more than you can imagine.

Lol religious nutjob huckinmybutt

lmao

[redjunkopera]

It doesn't appear that anyone on that forum can even speak english.

Is that reply to me?
If so Im very sorry for any kind of misrespect.
I am loving the forums!
If not reply to me then I will continue to prey here with my new friends in Huckabea

Listen... I have said before... If you donot like mike than go to a site werre there is a candidate that you do like...
We nned to praise Mike here so others will see mike a good and choice of God.

Need cheap gold fast? go to W W W . G M W O R K E R . C O M for fast relaible deleviry

(ok so the last one was fake)

[Tristinn]

Those posts seem about perfectly on par with diehard supporters of Christo-Fascism and people like Huckabee or Brownback. From Bush to the next person just like Bush.. it is the circle of life.

[FoghornDeadhorn]

Boy you guys are well-trained by Jon Stewart, aren't you? Most of the quoted shit is very obviously trolling.