Would you rather give up oral sex or eating cheese?

kegkilla · 10-26-2007, 01:32 PM

Topic says it all. Would you rather go the rest of your life without getting any head, or would you prefer to go the rest of your life without eating any sort of cheese at all, as well as items made with cheese (cheese substitutes such as cheese whiz included). After giving this some thought I think I'd go with no BJs for life. Sounds rough but I can't thing of too many foods that I like that don't include cheese. Also some girls just aren't down with giving brains so in that situation you'd be screwed both ways. Thoughts?

Valos · 10-26-2007, 01:37 PM

This question needs better guidelines. And this is also the worst question, ever.

If you're getting bjs and cheese, or cheese like products at the same rate, lets say on average once a day. Then I'd give up the cheese, fuck cheese.

Hatorade · 10-26-2007, 01:40 PM

Thoughts?..yes how long before a rickshaw....

Lowk · 10-26-2007, 01:42 PM

You enjoy cheese kegkilla to a very unusual level . Either that or you have consistiny gotten very bad head.

Malakriss · 10-26-2007, 01:42 PM

Please don't rickshaw this until the OP tells us what he's high on...

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 10-26-2007, 01:45 PM

Maybe I've never been lucky enough to get a blowjob every day, but they sure as hell aren't as enthusiastic as cheese is delicious.

I think I'd give up BJ's too. I mean, you can still have sex, right?

Draegan · 10-26-2007, 01:48 PM

I can't each cheese anyway so this question sucks.

kegkilla · 10-26-2007, 01:48 PM

I don't see whats so hard about the question? Obviously you are still allowed to have as much vaginal and anal sex as you'd like and are welcome to as many tug jugs as you can handle, just no copping dome. No cheese means no cheese, not even some grated parmesan. My gut instinct was to go with no cheese at first, but then I thought about it and reconsidered. Do you really want to live in a world without pizza? Without cheeseburgers? (fuck hamburgers) I sure don't.

Soygen · 10-26-2007, 01:49 PM

This is tough. I love cheese. Will have to sleep on it.

Lowk · 10-26-2007, 02:00 PM

How can you compare getting your dick sucked for 20 minutes or so which ends in a orgasm to never having cheese on a burger? I am definitely gonna go with you have had possibly the worst head from your girl.

ashatumar · 10-26-2007, 02:03 PM

Give up BJs, no question.

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GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 10-26-2007, 02:04 PM

No cheeseburgers, cheese fries, pizza, Italian subs, grilled cheese, Nacho flavored anything, Cheesesteak, Salads (fuck them without cheese)...

... I could go on, but I won't. Needless to say, goodbye blowjobs.

tikkus · 10-26-2007, 02:05 PM

If I didn't think I could dislike kegkilla more, he used the words "tug jug" for a handjob and "copping dome" for a blowjob.

Christ.

Ahnkosis · 10-26-2007, 02:06 PM

I don't think you understand how many things have cheese on them.

Salads
Burgers
Pizza
Crackers and Cheese

I can go on and on.

Unless you're getting head every third meal or so, I don't think it would be worth it.

Lowk · 10-26-2007, 02:07 PM

Effortless sex > food

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10-26-2007, 01:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
kegkilla Sultan of Swingin on niggaz Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: killadelphia Posts: 1,867 -201 Internets	Would you rather give up oral sex or eating cheese? Topic says it all. Would you rather go the rest of your life without getting any head, or would you prefer to go the rest of your life without eating any sort of cheese at all, as well as items made with cheese (cheese substitutes such as cheese whiz included). After giving this some thought I think I'd go with no BJs for life. Sounds rough but I can't thing of too many foods that I like that don't include cheese. Also some girls just aren't down with giving brains so in that situation you'd be screwed both ways. Thoughts?

10-26-2007, 01:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Hatorade Cause it's better than water Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 7,099 +23 Internets	Thoughts?..yes how long before a rickshaw.... __________________ www.houseforsaken.com

10-26-2007, 01:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lowk i maek lotts of typos Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,144	You enjoy cheese kegkilla to a very unusual level . Either that or you have consistiny gotten very bad head. Last edited by Lowk : 10-26-2007 at 01:45 PM.

10-26-2007, 02:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lowk i maek lotts of typos Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,144	How can you compare getting your dick sucked for 20 minutes or so which ends in a orgasm to never having cheese on a burger? I am definitely gonna go with you have had possibly the worst head from your girl. Last edited by Lowk : 10-26-2007 at 02:04 PM.

10-26-2007, 01:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Valos Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Phoenix Posts: 310 +6 Internets	This question needs better guidelines. And this is also the worst question, ever. If you're getting bjs and cheese, or cheese like products at the same rate, lets say on average once a day. Then I'd give up the cheese, fuck cheese.

10-26-2007, 01:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull2.0 Proud Communist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 2,486	Maybe I've never been lucky enough to get a blowjob every day, but they sure as hell aren't as enthusiastic as cheese is delicious. I think I'd give up BJ's too. I mean, you can still have sex, right?

10-26-2007, 01:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
Draegan i am shape Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,938 -29 Internets	I can't each cheese anyway so this question sucks.

10-26-2007, 01:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
kegkilla Sultan of Swingin on niggaz Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: killadelphia Posts: 1,867 -201 Internets	I don't see whats so hard about the question? Obviously you are still allowed to have as much vaginal and anal sex as you'd like and are welcome to as many tug jugs as you can handle, just no copping dome. No cheese means no cheese, not even some grated parmesan. My gut instinct was to go with no cheese at first, but then I thought about it and reconsidered. Do you really want to live in a world without pizza? Without cheeseburgers? (fuck hamburgers) I sure don't.

10-26-2007, 01:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Soygen 100% Pure Soy Monk Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 6,337 +26 Internets	This is tough. I love cheese. Will have to sleep on it.

10-26-2007, 02:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
ashatumar R gis er d Us r Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 635 -1 Internets	Give up BJs, no question. 28 Last edited by ashatumar : 10-26-2007 at 02:11 PM.

10-26-2007, 02:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull2.0 Proud Communist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 2,486	No cheeseburgers, cheese fries, pizza, Italian subs, grilled cheese, Nacho flavored anything, Cheesesteak, Salads (fuck them without cheese)... ... I could go on, but I won't. Needless to say, goodbye blowjobs.

10-26-2007, 02:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
tikkus Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,219 -3 Internets	If I didn't think I could dislike kegkilla more, he used the words "tug jug" for a handjob and "copping dome" for a blowjob. Christ.

10-26-2007, 02:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ahnkosis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Bothell, WA Posts: 681 -1 Internets	I don't think you understand how many things have cheese on them. Salads Burgers Pizza Crackers and Cheese I can go on and on. Unless you're getting head every third meal or so, I don't think it would be worth it. __________________ bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

10-26-2007, 02:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
Lowk i maek lotts of typos Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,144	Effortless sex > food

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