Lance Armstrong - Dirty Old Man, or Stealer of our Dreams?

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 11-04-2007, 05:09 PM

FOXNews.com - Report: Ashley Olsen Dating Lance Armstrong - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment

I'm not one for this celebrity gossip business, but this just... I dunno... he's like Mr. America and she's a coked-out former child-star... and... it just feels... DIRTY.

Twobit Whore · 11-04-2007, 05:10 PM

35 - 21 is not some huge gap. Lucky bastard is all he is... can't wait for the sex tape to hit the internet.

Szlia · 11-04-2007, 05:11 PM

They can talk about drugs together /nod

Burkex · 11-04-2007, 05:12 PM

There is no way this is true.

And yea the age gap isn't that bad at least she is 21. Jerry Seinfeld, Woodie Allen, Demi Moore, all have the same age gap relationships.

Kheldin · 11-04-2007, 05:16 PM

definitely downgrade from Sheryl Crow..

Dr. Funkenstein · 11-04-2007, 05:32 PM

They aren't dating, they were making out. There are plenty of girls that have sat on my lap and made out with me all night, leaving at 2am that weren't, never were, and never will be my girlfriends. Drinking red wine was the key phrase.

EmpireF4i · 11-04-2007, 05:33 PM

Who gives a shit, really? Its not like shes underage or something.

FulorianC · 11-04-2007, 05:40 PM

I would hit it, and so would you, and evidently so would Lance.

Froofy-D · 11-04-2007, 05:51 PM

It isn't dirty unless he makes her call him Uncle Lance.

FulorianC · 11-04-2007, 05:59 PM

Lance me, darling!

Arakkis · 11-04-2007, 06:27 PM

This fucker left his wife for Sheryl Crow and now he is tagging an Olsen twin?! That's it, I'm cutting one of my balls off!!

Screamfeeder · 11-04-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Arakkis

This fucker left his wife for Sheryl Crow and now he is tagging an Olsen twin?! That's it, I'm cutting one of my balls off!!

1. Cut Ball off
2. ****?(win the Tour de France 7 consecutive times)
3. PROFIT!

Dzul · 11-04-2007, 07:23 PM

hahaha she was linked to Jared Letto, who is gay by the way.

Burkex · 11-04-2007, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Funkenstein

They aren't dating, they were making out. There are plenty of girls that have sat on my lap and made out with me all night, leaving at 2am that weren't, never were, and never will be my girlfriends. Drinking red wine was the key phrase.

Great point.

Tuco · 11-04-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Twobit Whore

35 - 21 is not some huge gap. Lucky bastard is all he is... can't wait for the sex tape to hit the internet.

lucky?

11-04-2007, 05:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull2.0 Proud Communist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 2,321	Lance Armstrong - Dirty Old Man, or Stealer of our Dreams? FOXNews.com - Report: Ashley Olsen Dating Lance Armstrong - Celebrity Gossip \| Entertainment News \| Arts And Entertainment I'm not one for this celebrity gossip business, but this just... I dunno... he's like Mr. America and she's a coked-out former child-star... and... it just feels... DIRTY.

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Twobit Whore Insert Quarter Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,024 -23 Internets	35 - 21 is not some huge gap. Lucky bastard is all he is... can't wait for the sex tape to hit the internet. __________________ I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hand. I ball my fists and you gonna know where I stand.

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Szlia Conquest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 4,669 +9 Internets	They can talk about drugs together /nod __________________ -retrosabotage-

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Burkex It's Lord of the Flies time. Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,502 -35 Internets	There is no way this is true. And yea the age gap isn't that bad at least she is 21. Jerry Seinfeld, Woodie Allen, Demi Moore, all have the same age gap relationships. __________________ "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love." My favorite comment (-1): "Your posts make me want to gouge my own eyes out."

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FulorianC EQ1 Apologist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Denton, Texas Posts: 1,440	I would hit it, and so would you, and evidently so would Lance. __________________

11-04-2007, 05:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kheldin The Brewmaster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 456 +2 Internets	definitely downgrade from Sheryl Crow..

11-04-2007, 05:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dr. Funkenstein Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 585 -13 Internets	They aren't dating, they were making out. There are plenty of girls that have sat on my lap and made out with me all night, leaving at 2am that weren't, never were, and never will be my girlfriends. Drinking red wine was the key phrase.

11-04-2007, 05:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
EmpireF4i Right as the mail Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 1,405 -28 Internets	Who gives a shit, really? Its not like shes underage or something.

11-04-2007, 05:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
Froofy-D upper management material Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,993 +7 Internets	It isn't dirty unless he makes her call him Uncle Lance.

11-04-2007, 05:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
FulorianC EQ1 Apologist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Denton, Texas Posts: 1,440	Lance me, darling! __________________

11-04-2007, 06:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
Arakkis Internet Villain Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 787 -25 Internets	This fucker left his wife for Sheryl Crow and now he is tagging an Olsen twin?! That's it, I'm cutting one of my balls off!! __________________ Don't feed the trolls.

11-04-2007, 07:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dzul hay guyz look teh 16th chapel Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 365 -3 Internets	hahaha she was linked to Jared Letto, who is gay by the way.

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