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OverlordvI · 10-14-2002, 10:19 PM

Name this dragon...

dak · 10-14-2002, 10:24 PM

Umm Phara Dar?

...no wait! Its Phara Dars SHADE! The guy who took the SS just has his moniters darkness set really low!

...actually, its just lame old phara dar.

VelMonk · 10-15-2002, 06:40 PM

Good job leaving the "Dar" in the pick, you can see the end of it.

dak · 10-15-2002, 07:11 PM

...well it actually narrowed the choices down to Hoshkar and Phara Dar ;p

OverlordvI · 10-15-2002, 09:33 PM

Oh come on... give me a bone here...

=)

---
It's throw me a bone, isn't it...

/sigh

James · 10-15-2002, 10:05 PM

Baby I will bone you all night...hell yes.

gn0me · 10-15-2002, 10:20 PM

Why the hell did people vote for Silverwing and Xygoz?

Gurry · 10-16-2002, 12:20 AM

Why vote for Silverwing?

Back in my middleschool, there was this girl who was a huge dike and everyone pretty much knew it. She wore loose fitting jeans, tucked in flannel shirts, thick-ass neck jewelry only a redneck would wear and was built like a linebacker. I don't think the idea of a hermaphrodite being in your grade in middle school crossed too many peoples minds at that age, but in hindsight...it was perhaps a possibility this was her "deal".

Well, like any ghey middleschool there was the annual class king and queen elections. You voted in homeroom, and there was a ballot of like 10 boys and 10 girls. Lo and behold, the dike made it on the ballot! But the catch was she was misprinted on the male side. So being the juvie pranksters that I was, I just voted for her to be the class king. After homeroom, friends were meeting up and going "Hey did you see anon-dike-girl on the ballot?". "Yeah! I fucking voted for her, hahaha" "Haha, so did I!". lol, and lo and behold again, she won the damn election! The teachers that was in charge of tabulating the votes soon understood this was a terrible joke, and had to redo the whole election with the correct ballots. Very roofles situation, but ultimately sad.

So I guess my initial point is (as vague as it may be) people voted for Silverwing just to be funny and gum up the polls.

gn0me · 10-16-2002, 09:13 AM

My friends and I always did a write-in for Spiderman. =/

dak · 10-16-2002, 10:38 AM

So....did "Dike Queen" Blow her brains out or did she join a backwoods militia? Had to be one of the two.

Eager Val'Sharess · 10-16-2002, 03:20 PM

She started posting under the monicker of "gn0me" on various internet message boards and was never seen in public again.

Anarchy · 10-16-2002, 03:55 PM

Random Joke cuz I'm bored.

Ok so there is this really fat dude who decides to go to a carnival one day. While he is at the carnival he sees a sign that says "Pay $10 lose 10lbs!" so he says what the heck and goes in. Inside is a really hot girl holding a sign that says "Catch me, fuck me!" So he chases her around for a while, catches her, fucks her, and loses 10lbs.

The next day he comes back and the tent has a sign that says "Pay $20 lose 20lbs!" So the guy says "hey it worked yesterday I'll do it again." So he goes inside and there's a really hot girl in a bikini holding a sign that says "Catch me fuck me!" This one is a bit more athletic, but he finally catches her and fucks her. Losing 20lbs in the process.

Third day he comes back there's a sign that says "Pay $50 lose 50lbs!" So he goes in, sees a very very naked hot chick holding a sign that says "Catch me fuck me!" Now this one takes a while to catch, he sweats a lot but finally catches her, fucks her, and loses 50 lbs.

Now the fourth day he comes back and ofcourse the first thing he goes for is his beloved tent. Today there is a sign that says "Pay $100 lose 100lbs!!" And the dude is like OMFG THIS IS INSANE and decides to pay up. So he goes in, and there's a 350pound blackman in a g-string holding a sign that says, "Catch you, fuck you."

gn0me · 10-16-2002, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eager Val'Sharess
She started posting under the monicker of "gn0me" on various internet message boards and was never seen in public again.

pwned

And actually, this is the only board I post under the "gn0me" monicker.

View Poll Results: Who is this dragon?
Druushk	8	1.89%
Hoshkar	67	15.84%
Nexona	10	2.36%
Phara Dar	311	73.52%
Silverwing	16	3.78%
Xygoz	11	2.60%
Voters: 423. You may not vote on this poll

10-14-2002, 10:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
OverlordvI Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4 -1 Internets	Cool VP Dragon Name this dragon... Attached Images __________________ -- Ruba da Ogre [Triumvirate Guild]

10-15-2002, 09:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
OverlordvI Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 4 -1 Internets	Oh come on... give me a bone here... =) --- It's throw me a bone, isn't it... /sigh __________________ -- Ruba da Ogre [Triumvirate Guild] Last edited by OverlordvI : 10-16-2002 at 11:08 AM.

10-15-2002, 10:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
gn0me so much h8 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, Ore. Posts: 920 -4 Internets	Why the hell did people vote for Silverwing and Xygoz? __________________ The Gnome of Own

10-16-2002, 09:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
gn0me so much h8 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, Ore. Posts: 920 -4 Internets	My friends and I always did a write-in for Spiderman. =/ __________________ The Gnome of Own

10-14-2002, 10:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
dak Enough wicked gay on this board as it is. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,147	Umm Phara Dar? ...no wait! Its Phara Dars SHADE! The guy who took the SS just has his moniters darkness set really low! ...actually, its just lame old phara dar.

10-15-2002, 06:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
VelMonk Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 578 +0 Internets	Good job leaving the "Dar" in the pick, you can see the end of it.

10-15-2002, 07:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
dak Enough wicked gay on this board as it is. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,147	...well it actually narrowed the choices down to Hoshkar and Phara Dar ;p

10-15-2002, 10:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
James Afro Honkey Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 6,976 +32 Internets	Baby I will bone you all night...hell yes.

10-16-2002, 12:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
Gurry Hermit Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 48 -1 Internets	Why vote for Silverwing? Back in my middleschool, there was this girl who was a huge dike and everyone pretty much knew it. She wore loose fitting jeans, tucked in flannel shirts, thick-ass neck jewelry only a redneck would wear and was built like a linebacker. I don't think the idea of a hermaphrodite being in your grade in middle school crossed too many peoples minds at that age, but in hindsight...it was perhaps a possibility this was her "deal". Well, like any ghey middleschool there was the annual class king and queen elections. You voted in homeroom, and there was a ballot of like 10 boys and 10 girls. Lo and behold, the dike made it on the ballot! But the catch was she was misprinted on the male side. So being the juvie pranksters that I was, I just voted for her to be the class king. After homeroom, friends were meeting up and going "Hey did you see anon-dike-girl on the ballot?". "Yeah! I fucking voted for her, hahaha" "Haha, so did I!". lol, and lo and behold again, she won the damn election! The teachers that was in charge of tabulating the votes soon understood this was a terrible joke, and had to redo the whole election with the correct ballots. Very roofles situation, but ultimately sad. So I guess my initial point is (as vague as it may be) people voted for Silverwing just to be funny and gum up the polls.

10-16-2002, 10:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
dak Enough wicked gay on this board as it is. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,147	So....did "Dike Queen" Blow her brains out or did she join a backwoods militia? Had to be one of the two.

10-16-2002, 03:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
Eager Val'Sharess Long-winded. Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Old Hickory, TN Posts: 541 -2 Internets	She started posting under the monicker of "gn0me" on various internet message boards and was never seen in public again.

10-16-2002, 03:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
Anarchy Pirate Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: MA Posts: 552 -1 Internets	Random Joke cuz I'm bored. Ok so there is this really fat dude who decides to go to a carnival one day. While he is at the carnival he sees a sign that says "Pay $10 lose 10lbs!" so he says what the heck and goes in. Inside is a really hot girl holding a sign that says "Catch me, fuck me!" So he chases her around for a while, catches her, fucks her, and loses 10lbs. The next day he comes back and the tent has a sign that says "Pay $20 lose 20lbs!" So the guy says "hey it worked yesterday I'll do it again." So he goes inside and there's a really hot girl in a bikini holding a sign that says "Catch me fuck me!" This one is a bit more athletic, but he finally catches her and fucks her. Losing 20lbs in the process. Third day he comes back there's a sign that says "Pay $50 lose 50lbs!" So he goes in, sees a very very naked hot chick holding a sign that says "Catch me fuck me!" Now this one takes a while to catch, he sweats a lot but finally catches her, fucks her, and loses 50 lbs. Now the fourth day he comes back and ofcourse the first thing he goes for is his beloved tent. Today there is a sign that says "Pay $100 lose 100lbs!!" And the dude is like OMFG THIS IS INSANE and decides to pay up. So he goes in, and there's a 350pound blackman in a g-string holding a sign that says, "Catch you, fuck you."

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