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Old 10-24-2007, 08:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Woman Finds Beetle Larvae in Cigarettes

Anyone else find irony in her comments lol

A Big Chimney woman found a nasty surprise in her cigarettes. Lashanwa Keeling found Cigarette Beetle larvae in six of the ten packs of her USA Gold Lights. "When the bug fell out I was like, no this ain't good," says Keeling. "They're in the filters, in the tobacco, it's disgusting."

The gross factor isn't the only thing on Keeling's mind. She doesn't know how many of the bugs she has smoked, and if smoking them is dangerous.

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Old 10-24-2007, 08:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"When the bug fell out I was like, no this ain't good," says Keeling. "They're in the filters, in the tobacco, it's disgusting."

The gross factor isn't the only thing on Keeling's mind. She doesn't know how many of the bugs she has smoked, and if smoking them is dangerous.
Yeah - If you're smoking industrialized manufactured cigarettes; you really lost your right to complain about dangerous / gross / nasty.
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Anyone else find irony in her comments lol

A Big Chimney woman found a nasty surprise in her cigarettes. Lashanwa Keeling found Cigarette Beetle larvae in six of the ten packs of her USA Gold Lights. "When the bug fell out I was like, no this ain't good," says Keeling. "They're in the filters, in the tobacco, it's disgusting."

The gross factor isn't the only thing on Keeling's mind. She doesn't know how many of the bugs she has smoked, and if smoking them is dangerous.

Thats not uncommon at all. The beetles eat the leaves in the cigs. Its very common in cigars if your humidor goes over about 80 degrees.
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hahah that's the brand I smoked when I was in Europe a few years ago. You get what you pay for I think.
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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When I first started reading that I thought that when they said "a Big Chimney woman" they meant that Big Chimney was her brand, and by god that is the best name for a cigarette brand I think I've ever heard of.

Sorta sounds like a brand made by Native Americans.
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ha, when I read this topic I immediately thought of that X-Files with the mutated, aggressive beetles coming out of people's mouths and they had to treat Mulder with nicotine.
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Old 10-24-2007, 12:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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so, I dont see the beetle..everything looks like tobacco.
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Old 10-24-2007, 01:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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they need to add a surgeon generals warning about larva now!
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Old 10-24-2007, 02:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Smoking the beetles is probably safer than the tobacco.
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Old 10-24-2007, 02:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Does smoking the beetles get you high?
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Old 10-24-2007, 02:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Does smoking the beetles get you high?
only if it's a dung beetle and it's been near shrooms recently.
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Old 10-24-2007, 02:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Does smoking the beetles get you high?
Nah, you have to lick its ass I heard.
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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But I heard the beetles can't pierce your skin with their fangs.
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Old 10-24-2007, 04:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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My cousin owns a cigar store in Boston. He told me all about these back when I used to smoke cigarettes (I haven't smoked in 10 years and counting!). Apparently these beetles' eggs are found in 99% of all tobacco products out there. The eggs can lay dormant for years, and can survive extremes in both heat and cold. Typically they will hatch if humidity exceeds 75% and temperature exceeds 75-80 degrees. They're more commonly hatched in cigars because the conditions inside a less-than-perfectly-calibrated humidor are perfect for hatching larvae.

Also, viable beetle eggs tend to be found in higher-quality tobacco like fine cigars, as opposed to low-grade tobacco like cigarettes. It's uncommon to find live larvae or beetles in cigarettes, but it's not unheard of.

Most people smoke beetle eggs on a regular basis and don't even know about it.
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Old 10-24-2007, 05:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I found some nicotine in my cigarettes this morning....

TRUTH or whatever, that makes those anti-smoking commercials, could probably use this to keep kids from smoking...unfortunately
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