Religious Book Seller Struck By Lightning

Pennilenko · 09-18-2007, 09:32 AM

The Irony is perfect.

Religious Book Seller Struck By Lightning

Tuco · 09-18-2007, 09:37 AM

The worst(best if you'd like) part is that it was dry lightning (from a clear blue sky).

Zamar · 09-18-2007, 09:44 AM

He was obviously selling books of the wrong god!

Himeo · 09-18-2007, 09:45 AM

Delicious.

Pennilenko · 09-18-2007, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuco

The worst(best if you'd like) part is that it was dry lightning (from a clear blue sky).

Aside from the personal irony i took from it. I feel bad for the guy, and wouldn't wish that on anyone.

But, you know, um.

This is Screenshots.

Nyuk · 09-18-2007, 11:19 AM

Religious irony aside, door to door religion-pushers get nothing but chuckles and guffaws from me when bad things happen to them like this.

Pennilenko · 09-18-2007, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyuk

Religious irony aside, door to door religion-pushers get nothing but chuckles and guffaws from me when bad things happen to them like this.

Honesty, on the internet. Im speechless.

dak · 09-18-2007, 12:14 PM

It's because he had Robert Jordan on his cart.

Laedrun · 09-18-2007, 12:21 PM

"Paramedics say Marian was not breathing and his heart was not beating when they arrived, but they were able to revive him and rushed him to Jackson Memorial hospital, where he was in critical condition Sunday night."

ROFL, he wasn't just struck by lightning...he was struck DEAD by lightning, then brought back to life by paramedics with a defibrillator!!

HAAAAAA!!HAAAAAA!HAAAAAA!!

When I lived close to the border I was annoyed on a weekly basis by door to door, no english speaking, mexican bible thumpers. Weekly I would pray to the beautiful Yaska Queen of Death (my chosen deity) to strike them dead with her glorious pussy-thunderbolts, sadly my prayers went unanswered...until now!! ;p

Kilivek2.0 · 09-18-2007, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laedrun

"Paramedics say Marian was not breathing and his heart was not beating when they arrived, but they were able to revive him and rushed him to Jackson Memorial hospital, where he was in critical condition Sunday night."

ROFL, he wasn't just struck by lightning...he was struck DEAD by lightning, then brought back to life by paramedics with a defibrillator!!

HAAAAAA!!HAAAAAA!HAAAAAA!!

When I lived close to the border I was annoyed on a weekly basis by door to door, no english speaking, mexican bible thumpers. Weekly I would pray to the beautiful Yaska Queen of Death (my chosen deity) to strike them dead with her glorious pussy-thunderbolts, sadly my prayers went unanswered...until now!! ;p

Yaska Queen of Death does not exist you fool

FulorianC · 09-18-2007, 03:45 PM

She's every bit as real as the other one(s).

Asmadai · 09-18-2007, 04:35 PM

When I saw Yaska, I thought:

Though that's Yakra...

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09-18-2007, 09:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tuco Forum Janitor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 10,699 +75 Internets	The worst(best if you'd like) part is that it was dry lightning (from a clear blue sky).

09-18-2007, 09:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Zamar Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 144 -1 Internets	He was obviously selling books of the wrong god!

09-18-2007, 09:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Himeo Memento mori. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Riverside, Ca Posts: 970 -5 Internets	Delicious.

09-18-2007, 11:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
Nyuk Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 367 +0 Internets	Religious irony aside, door to door religion-pushers get nothing but chuckles and guffaws from me when bad things happen to them like this.

09-18-2007, 12:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
Laedrun Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Austin Posts: 471	"Paramedics say Marian was not breathing and his heart was not beating when they arrived, but they were able to revive him and rushed him to Jackson Memorial hospital, where he was in critical condition Sunday night." ROFL, he wasn't just struck by lightning...he was struck DEAD by lightning, then brought back to life by paramedics with a defibrillator!! HAAAAAA!!HAAAAAA!HAAAAAA!! When I lived close to the border I was annoyed on a weekly basis by door to door, no english speaking, mexican bible thumpers. Weekly I would pray to the beautiful Yaska Queen of Death (my chosen deity) to strike them dead with her glorious pussy-thunderbolts, sadly my prayers went unanswered...until now!! ;p

09-18-2007, 03:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
FulorianC Real Life Apologist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Denton, Texas Posts: 2,031	She's every bit as real as the other one(s).