Woman Dies on Flight, Gets Upgraded to First Class

[Bottle]

I only flew first class once. I didn't want it to end.

[Lejina Bloodbath]

Yeah, seriously, he would be the kind to wipe his ass with the pickles.

[Stoerm]

Originally Posted by Lejina Bloodbath

Yeah, seriously, he would be the kind to wipe his ass with the pickles.

Those fucking people who order first class (aka, not on the Dollar Menu) get what they deserve. Dead people in their meat. What goes around comes around, rich fuckers.

[Soriak]

Originally Posted by Immy

FIRST CLASS TICKET from NY to Florida

$668
Round-Trip
Per Person
COACH

$272 Dollars


Not quite 10 times more expensive...

First class on short-range flight hardly deserves the name - your seat may have an extra 2-inches, no big deal.
On an intercontinental flight you'll at the least have a chair that can be turned into a normal bed and probably curtains as well. Some can be re-arranged so you face other people and construct an actual table - and since few people travel first class, you can easily conduct a business meeting even. It's not really intended for the average traveler and of course makes no sense on short trips with the availability of private jets.

It's also often used by government officials (Presidents, foreign ministers, etc) of countries who don't operate long-distance planes for them.