Men's Valentines Day just around the corner!

Darph · 03-08-2007, 01:41 PM

Don't forget to celebrate.
Steak and Blowjob Day: Celebrate steak and blowjobs on March 14th

IronKeeb · 03-08-2007, 01:46 PM

dumb idea imo

Rathi04 · 03-08-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by IronKeeb

dumb idea imo

Do you have a vagina by chance?

Hiro · 03-08-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rathi04

Do you have a vagina by chance?

Most likely a sandy vagina.

James · 03-08-2007, 01:56 PM

One of the local DJs in Houston has been going on and on about Steak & BJ day for like 6 months. I think it's a great idea, personally.

Thunderbane · 03-08-2007, 02:02 PM

Anybody else surprised this isn't a nationally recognized holiday?

Unfortunately, I imagine March 14th will go a lot like this for most people:

Man: "Hey, Honey, you know what today is?"
Woman: "No, what?"
Man: "Steak & Blowjob day! It's like Valentine's Day for men!"
Woman: "That's cute. I'm not giving you a blowjob if that's what you're thinking."
Man: *sigh*

Jubee · 03-08-2007, 02:03 PM

That's when you take the blowjob from her.

Gaywood · 03-08-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Thunderbane

Man: "Hey, Honey, you know what today is?"
Woman: "No, what?"
Man: "Steak & Blowjob day! It's like Valentine's Day for men!"
Woman: "That's cute. I'm not giving you a blowjob if that's what you're thinking."
Man: That's neat! Can I see that ring I got you on Valentine's Day? Thannnnnnnks- also- do you know any pawn shops around here so I can make some money back on my failed investment?
Woman: .......just a steak and a blowjob, you said?

Fixed.

kegkilla · 03-08-2007, 02:34 PM

well done

Soygen · 03-08-2007, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaywood

Man: "Hey, Honey, you know what today is?"
Woman: "No, what?"
Man: "Steak & Blowjob day! It's like Valentine's Day for men!"
Woman: "That's cute. I'm not giving you a blowjob if that's what you're thinking."
Man: That's neat! Can I see that ring I got you on Valentine's Day? Thannnnnnnks- also- do you know any pawn shops around here so I can make some money back on my failed investment?
Woman: It's ok, I've been fucking all your friends anyway.

Refixed.

Zuuljin · 03-08-2007, 02:54 PM

This will fail for the same reason theres no "kids day" (like fathers day or mothers day), in that every day, or at least every other day is steak and blowjob day. If your so excited about once a year getting a steak and a blowjob, you need a new girlfriend/wife.

Women watch romantic movies for the same reason men watch porn. So they can see and fantasize about shit that will never hapen to them.

So a steak, and threesome with another girl day... i'm all down for that. =)

Greyform · 03-08-2007, 03:00 PM

Hmmm - Every Valentine’s day I also send my mother flowers, guess we dads can expect a hooker to show up on Steak and BJ day eh? Or at least a renewed subscription to Playboy.

Eomer · 03-08-2007, 03:09 PM

I support this day. But personally last year (this year I was single) I actually had a good marinated steak, prawns, beer, and blowjob on V-day. And we didn't exchange presents either. It was awesome.

So I guess the lesson is train your woman right! Or have lots of money and buy her shineys.

Zehn - Vhex · 03-08-2007, 03:16 PM

Or make sure she's entirely co-dependent on you and give her five fingers to the face whenever she gets uppity. Also, spy on her a lot because all women are lying, cheating whores.

Wiretwister · 03-08-2007, 03:40 PM

This thread has some potential. It's just getting good so keep it up guys.

But yeah, if she gives you some lip, you pull a cartman and be like,

"Look her bitch, you get in the kitchen and bake me some cookies, and give me a blowjob while you're waiting for them to bake"

03-08-2007, 01:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
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Thunderbane amirite? Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 699 +5 Internets	Anybody else surprised this isn't a nationally recognized holiday? Unfortunately, I imagine March 14th will go a lot like this for most people: Man: "Hey, Honey, you know what today is?" Woman: "No, what?" Man: "Steak & Blowjob day! It's like Valentine's Day for men!" Woman: "That's cute. I'm not giving you a blowjob if that's what you're thinking." Man: sigh __________________ Gay Name Gay Guild Gay Server

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03-08-2007, 01:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
IronKeeb Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 181 -3 Internets	dumb idea imo

03-08-2007, 02:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
kegkilla back in the limelight Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,948 -191 Internets	well done

03-08-2007, 02:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
Zuuljin So there's this plane on a treadmill... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,963 +1 Internets	This will fail for the same reason theres no "kids day" (like fathers day or mothers day), in that every day, or at least every other day is steak and blowjob day. If your so excited about once a year getting a steak and a blowjob, you need a new girlfriend/wife. Women watch romantic movies for the same reason men watch porn. So they can see and fantasize about shit that will never hapen to them. So a steak, and threesome with another girl day... i'm all down for that. =)

03-08-2007, 03:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Greyform You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at. Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 555 -4 Internets	Hmmm - Every Valentine’s day I also send my mother flowers, guess we dads can expect a hooker to show up on Steak and BJ day eh? Or at least a renewed subscription to Playboy.

03-08-2007, 03:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 10,559 +44 Internets	I support this day. But personally last year (this year I was single) I actually had a good marinated steak, prawns, beer, and blowjob on V-day. And we didn't exchange presents either. It was awesome. So I guess the lesson is train your woman right! Or have lots of money and buy her shineys.

03-08-2007, 03:16 PM	#14 (permalink)
Zehn - Vhex Lord of the Dance Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,921 +84 Internets	Or make sure she's entirely co-dependent on you and give her five fingers to the face whenever she gets uppity. Also, spy on her a lot because all women are lying, cheating whores.

03-08-2007, 03:40 PM	#15 (permalink)
Wiretwister Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 181 -1 Internets	This thread has some potential. It's just getting good so keep it up guys. But yeah, if she gives you some lip, you pull a cartman and be like, "Look her bitch, you get in the kitchen and bake me some cookies, and give me a blowjob while you're waiting for them to bake"