The second coming of Jesus!

James · 03-07-2007, 01:17 PM

ABC News: Jesus Might Be Alive and Well in Houston

Caught it on The Outsiders last night, which actually isn't a half bad show. Maybe it's the fact that the actual broadcast made correlations between him and Jim Jones, but come on. That shit is nearly identical.

But if he really is Jesus, haha, Houston got him first motherfuckers. Eat shit and DIE.

thunderbunny · 03-07-2007, 01:23 PM

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He stole for a living to pay for his teenage heroin addiction and admits to eight felony charges that put him behind bars for nine months.

I'm pretty sure people with half a brain didn't believe this nonsense to begin with, but even the idiots who see the virgin Mary in a pancake should have been tipped off by that ^^^.

Soygen · 03-07-2007, 01:28 PM

Just like everything else in Texas, you can keep him.

James · 03-07-2007, 01:28 PM

Actually he said he was going to Miami.

Yermum Onceme · 03-07-2007, 02:22 PM

nobody fucks with de jesus

Radahr Manasponge · 03-07-2007, 02:27 PM

That would explain Jerry Jones' forklift/facelift thing, and the Cowboys in general...America's Team indeed.

And as Soy mentioned above, you can keep 'em both.

CabbitCabbit · 03-07-2007, 02:30 PM

Well, it's a good thing that whole second coming thing is over.

CabbitCabbit · 03-07-2007, 02:34 PM

Ok, I've decided that I'm going to travel down south and start proclaiming myself as Jesus just to see how many nut bags will follow. All of these second coming assholes seem to have atleast a few followers. All i want is one dude I can tell you jump off a cliff and I'll fly down and save him.

Ahnkosis · 03-07-2007, 03:03 PM

tencharlimit

Windemere11 · 03-08-2007, 04:36 PM

The funniest thing is the "666" Tattoos... the true sign of the beast is 616.

lawl.. .

... · 03-08-2007, 05:09 PM

maybe that's why brittney spears went nuts? a miracle?

Lord Thanos · 03-08-2007, 05:19 PM

Sweet, another religious cult forming in Texas, we know how well the last one ended

David Koresh - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Aethn Anvel · 03-08-2007, 06:24 PM

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These people belong to a new movement devoted to a man who calls himself the Second Coming of Jesus, and also claims the title of Antichrist, which to him is the next incarnation of Jesus on earth, not an evil being. To show their devotion, some followers ink themselves with "666." One follower said, "I just want to make sure it's visible, that everyone knows my life belongs to the man." Another said, "I want everyone to know I'm one of the antichrists."

I wonder when they will be having KoolAide socials in third world countries?? They might want to call Janet Reno and see if she can arrange for the ATF to swing by and liven up the party.

Hathe · 03-09-2007, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Aethn Anvel

They might want to call Janet Reno and see if she can arrange for the ATF to swing by and liven up the party.

Hilarious~

Rune · 03-10-2007, 07:04 AM

He's from Puerto Rico, but doesn't technically every man born in Cuba also have the honorary surname 'de Jesus' ?

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03-07-2007, 01:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
Soygen 100% Pure Soy Monk Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,395 +26 Internets	Just like everything else in Texas, you can keep him.

03-07-2007, 02:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
Yermum Onceme Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,523 +0 Internets	nobody fucks with de jesus

03-07-2007, 02:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
Radahr Manasponge Angry Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 307 -1 Internets	That would explain Jerry Jones' forklift/facelift thing, and the Cowboys in general...America's Team indeed. And as Soy mentioned above, you can keep 'em both.

03-07-2007, 02:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
CabbitCabbit Stole Fizzy Lifting Drink Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,036	Well, it's a good thing that whole second coming thing is over.

03-07-2007, 02:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
CabbitCabbit Stole Fizzy Lifting Drink Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,036	Ok, I've decided that I'm going to travel down south and start proclaiming myself as Jesus just to see how many nut bags will follow. All of these second coming assholes seem to have atleast a few followers. All i want is one dude I can tell you jump off a cliff and I'll fly down and save him.

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Windemere11 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 211 -16 Internets	The funniest thing is the "666" Tattoos... the true sign of the beast is 616. lawl.. .

03-08-2007, 05:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
... Avatar won't work. Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,815 -2 Internets	maybe that's why brittney spears went nuts? a miracle?