Britney Spears Attempts Suicide?

Taranatar · 03-05-2007, 03:38 PM

So far the evidence I've found only amounts to a grand total of "rumars on teh intraweb.nets" but it involves the antichrist and 666 on her shaved head. Anyone have any confirmation of this?

brekk · 03-05-2007, 04:16 PM

is it bad that i wished the title had "commits" rather then "attempts" in it?

Xerrot · 03-05-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by brekk

is it bad that i wished the title had "commits" rather then "attempts" in it?

No, sir. That would be an advance in society.

RiskyChris · 03-05-2007, 04:36 PM

How do people fuck up suicides?

Spare Oom and War Drobe · 03-05-2007, 04:39 PM

since she no longer looks like this :

and actually looks like this:

no one should care

Jenison · 03-05-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RiskyChris

How do people fuck up suicides?

those who really dont want to kill themselves

Mario Speedwagon · 03-05-2007, 05:36 PM

Oh really? This is completely out of left field!

Rad · 03-05-2007, 05:54 PM

She could of really sunk low and screwed James.. Ah who the hell am I kidding I would totally fuck her in the butt.

honest.

Mario Speedwagon · 03-05-2007, 06:01 PM

Is there anyone else as worried as me by the recent trend of our sex icons becoming trashy, disposable whores? I just want them to be hot again.

... · 03-05-2007, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mario Speedwagon

Is there anyone else as worried as me by the recent trend of our sex icons becoming trashy, disposable whores? I just want them to be hot again.

there's plenty where they came from!

Blumpster · 03-05-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mario Speedwagon

Is there anyone else as worried as me by the recent trend of our sex icons becoming trashy, disposable whores? I just want them to be hot again.

Hopefully Scarlett will make us proud.

Frawdo · 03-05-2007, 07:27 PM

By all accounts it doesn't seem it was a real attempt as suicide, just another freakout in the long line of freakouts she is currently enduring.

I imagine the situation something like this: she scratches a faint 666 in her forehead with her nails, runs around flailing her arms yelling "I'm the anti-christ" with a dozen staff right on her heels, shes make it to her room, rips a the sheets off the bed, wraps them around her neck in an effort to make some sort of hanging instrument, but really it looks like a cape, and yells "I'm going to kill myself!".

Meanwhile the dozen staff are surrounding the bed, and they coax her down with a lollipop or just wait until she falls off. Five minutes later she's in the common room playing Go Fish while refusing to do anything other than purr or meow because she has decided she is a cat.

Kezmer · 03-05-2007, 08:24 PM

I might be a sick mother fucker but I'd still hit it, bald, fat and a 666 tattoo.

Kez

Taranatar · 03-05-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kezmer

I might be a sick mother fucker but I'd still hit it, bald, fat and a 666 tattoo.

Kez

I'd hit it.

With a train.

Stoerm · 03-05-2007, 09:41 PM

Stupid post, first I deleted. I must still have some soberness.

03-05-2007, 07:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Frawdo Death By Sexy Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,665 +2 Internets	By all accounts it doesn't seem it was a real attempt as suicide, just another freakout in the long line of freakouts she is currently enduring. I imagine the situation something like this: she scratches a faint 666 in her forehead with her nails, runs around flailing her arms yelling "I'm the anti-christ" with a dozen staff right on her heels, shes make it to her room, rips a the sheets off the bed, wraps them around her neck in an effort to make some sort of hanging instrument, but really it looks like a cape, and yells "I'm going to kill myself!". Meanwhile the dozen staff are surrounding the bed, and they coax her down with a lollipop or just wait until she falls off. Five minutes later she's in the common room playing Go Fish while refusing to do anything other than purr or meow because she has decided she is a cat. __________________ It's okay. She can jump really high

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Stoerm Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: La Costa Posts: 420	Stupid post, first I deleted. I must still have some soberness. Last edited by Stoerm : 03-05-2007 at 09:44 PM.

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RiskyChris Safety Dance Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Lafayette Posts: 5,525 -3 Internets	How do people fuck up suicides?

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Mario Speedwagon Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: 3rd Place Posts: 1,016 +0 Internets	Oh really? This is completely out of left field!

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Mario Speedwagon Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: 3rd Place Posts: 1,016 +0 Internets	Is there anyone else as worried as me by the recent trend of our sex icons becoming trashy, disposable whores? I just want them to be hot again.

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Kezmer Mailman Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Missouri Posts: 44 +0 Internets	I might be a sick mother fucker but I'd still hit it, bald, fat and a 666 tattoo. Kez