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Old 03-05-2007, 03:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Britney Spears Attempts Suicide?

So far the evidence I've found only amounts to a grand total of "rumars on teh intraweb.nets" but it involves the antichrist and 666 on her shaved head. Anyone have any confirmation of this?
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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is it bad that i wished the title had "commits" rather then "attempts" in it?
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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is it bad that i wished the title had "commits" rather then "attempts" in it?
No, sir. That would be an advance in society.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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How do people fuck up suicides?
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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since she no longer looks like this :


and actually looks like this:


no one should care
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How do people fuck up suicides?
those who really dont want to kill themselves
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh really? This is completely out of left field!
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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She could of really sunk low and screwed James.. Ah who the hell am I kidding I would totally fuck her in the butt.

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Old 03-05-2007, 06:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Is there anyone else as worried as me by the recent trend of our sex icons becoming trashy, disposable whores? I just want them to be hot again.
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Old 03-05-2007, 06:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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there's plenty where they came from!
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Old 03-05-2007, 06:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Is there anyone else as worried as me by the recent trend of our sex icons becoming trashy, disposable whores? I just want them to be hot again.
Hopefully Scarlett will make us proud.
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Old 03-05-2007, 07:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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By all accounts it doesn't seem it was a real attempt as suicide, just another freakout in the long line of freakouts she is currently enduring.

I imagine the situation something like this: she scratches a faint 666 in her forehead with her nails, runs around flailing her arms yelling "I'm the anti-christ" with a dozen staff right on her heels, shes make it to her room, rips a the sheets off the bed, wraps them around her neck in an effort to make some sort of hanging instrument, but really it looks like a cape, and yells "I'm going to kill myself!".

Meanwhile the dozen staff are surrounding the bed, and they coax her down with a lollipop or just wait until she falls off. Five minutes later she's in the common room playing Go Fish while refusing to do anything other than purr or meow because she has decided she is a cat.
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Old 03-05-2007, 08:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I might be a sick mother fucker but I'd still hit it, bald, fat and a 666 tattoo.

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Old 03-05-2007, 08:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I might be a sick mother fucker but I'd still hit it, bald, fat and a 666 tattoo.

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Stupid post, first I deleted. I must still have some soberness.

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