GF addicted to Wow...

Darkwave · 03-01-2007, 02:36 PM

I know many of us gamers wish our girlfriends, wives, concubines etc. played WoW. My girlfriend does. I didn't meet her on WoW, she didn't even play games when we met, but now she's a WoW 'FanGurl'.

I don't mind she plays, it's cute to watch her get mad when she dies or screams, "I pwned that noob" whilst PvPing. She uses all the typical 'BNet Kiddie' slang and when I say something to her about how people don't actually USE the language/terms in a serious way she'll say "Cry more noob".

All this is fine, it's not that noticeable but lately she has gotten 4 different Jinx shirts and started to make her own stuff with iron-on patches. See pic I attached. This hand-bag shows her characters and server (which I blocked). She took ingame pics and transfered them to a lazer printer.

I don't mind this much either BUT anytime we are out I get some squirrely little fuck coming up and saying, "Gee, you play WoW?!" Then they might talk about WoW while waiting in line for a movie.

What's next is she going to get the surgical Night Elf ears? I just think it's humorous and thought you guys might get a laugh out of it.

--The pic is somewhat dark, I apologize, shitty camera phone.

Taloo · 03-01-2007, 02:41 PM

Ahahaha.

Three of my friends are getting horde tatoos. So fucking funny. People who got into MMOs with WoW are awesome. To laugh at.

James · 03-01-2007, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkwave

and when I say something to her about how people don't actually USE the language/terms in a serious way she'll say "Cry more noob".

Rofl. Cry more noob. Tell her to learn2insult.

Thunderbane · 03-01-2007, 02:50 PM

I don't understand exactly. Do you want her to stop playing as much and tone down her "Fan Gurl" attitude, or are you just sharing this with us?

I have something similar to this. I used to date a girl while I was playing WoW. Fortunately I wasn't into heavy raiding, just casual playing with friends. Anyway, we broke up but afterwards she got into WoW and went crazy in a lot of the ways you mentioned (Bnet slang, constant playing).

Now she's cooled down and just plays the game, which I think will happen in your case. A huge part of playing WoW is getting involved in the Bnet slang and pwning n00bs. It makes you feel more involved. Of course, it's merely a phase that some real life incident will cause anybody to realize that it is a game and should be treated as such. That's why seasoned veterans of MMOs (like everyone on these boards) tend to refer to the symptoms your girlfriend has sarcastically and satirically.

Dis · 03-01-2007, 02:53 PM

Wife plays WoW. She tells me to "fuck off" when I try to talk to her while she is PvPing. Of course she would never use iron-on patches, but whatever floats her boat.

One thing though, the night of TBC release we went to the GameStop near where I worked. Like 3 women in the store compared to 50 guys. Out of the 50 guys, 40 of them had a pony-tail, slightly balding, unshaven face, overweight, with your typical bluejeans and a faded black shirt of some type. Wondering if those are the squirrely fucks you are talking about.

James · 03-01-2007, 02:54 PM

Hey why not get her to start posting here, and post pictures of her boobies with "FoH SS" written on them. Ultimate FanGurl-dom.

dak · 03-01-2007, 02:55 PM

less qq more pewpew all over her titties then post picks. Tell her there is a flask of the titans in it for her.

Darkwave · 03-01-2007, 02:56 PM

I think I get where you're coming from. In fact I found it to be quite insightful. I don't mind her playing at all we spend plenty of time together I was just sharing a chuckle with you guys. (I do think the handbag thing is a little over the top - especially because it's so big anyone within 20 feet can clearly see it's "WoWness") Then it's time for a GEEKCHECK. If she gets an Alliance tatoo I'll shoot myself.

Jabberwhacky · 03-01-2007, 02:59 PM

What would bug me about that situation is that she's acting like such an attention whore. Not to completely insult your girl, but what reason would there be for putting your name and server? Getting people to talk to you. Has she put pictures of herself on one of those "rate how hot I am" sites yet?

It would bother me if my girlfriend wanted so much outside attention like this. Luckily, the farthest she's gotten into video games is playing CoV, and all she did there was spending 30 minutes making the hottest goth chick she could and then 10 minutes playing the "actual" game.

James · 03-01-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dak

less qq more pewpew all over her titties then post picks.

Hahahahahahaa. When you have sex with her, flip her around and just ram it up her ass man. Then when she starts crying SAY THAT. GOLDEN.

Cuppycake · 03-01-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jabberwhacky

Luckily, the farthest she's gotten into video games is playing CoV, and all she did there was spending 30 minutes making the hottest goth chick she could and then 10 minutes playing the "actual" game.

Hah, sounds like me in CoH. I had so much fun making characters in that game, but I don't even remember playing more than 15 minutes of the actual game.

Darkwave · 03-01-2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jabberwhacky

What would bug me about that situation is that she's acting like such an attention whore. Not to completely insult your girl, but what reason would there be for putting your name and server? Getting people to talk to you. Has she put pictures of herself on one of those "rate how hot I am" sites yet?

No offense taken. I didn't see it as a cry for attention she just really, really loves wow. It's practically all she talks about nowadays.

James- As fun as that sounds, ramming your dick in a chicks ass is a great way to never have sex with her again... ever.

Zehn - Vhex · 03-01-2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by James

Hahahahahahaa. When you have sex with her, flip her around and just ram it up her ass man. Then when she starts crying SAY THAT. GOLDEN.

Give her a flying rhino.

Blumpster · 03-01-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkwave

James- As fun as that sounds, ramming your dick in a chicks ass is a great way to never have sex with her again... ever.

It can also break your dick. If they clinch and jerk from shock you're fucked.

Criminiminal · 03-01-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zehn - Vhex

Give her a flying rhino.

Yea but then you would need a lesbian with a strap on that can do a dead on impression of dino from the flintstones.

Opt for the flying squirrel instead.

03-01-2007, 02:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Darkwave Korea Sucks Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Antonio Posts: 62 -2 Internets	GF addicted to Wow... I know many of us gamers wish our girlfriends, wives, concubines etc. played WoW. My girlfriend does. I didn't meet her on WoW, she didn't even play games when we met, but now she's a WoW 'FanGurl'. I don't mind she plays, it's cute to watch her get mad when she dies or screams, "I pwned that noob" whilst PvPing. She uses all the typical 'BNet Kiddie' slang and when I say something to her about how people don't actually USE the language/terms in a serious way she'll say "Cry more noob". All this is fine, it's not that noticeable but lately she has gotten 4 different Jinx shirts and started to make her own stuff with iron-on patches. See pic I attached. This hand-bag shows her characters and server (which I blocked). She took ingame pics and transfered them to a lazer printer. I don't mind this much either BUT anytime we are out I get some squirrely little fuck coming up and saying, "Gee, you play WoW?!" Then they might talk about WoW while waiting in line for a movie. What's next is she going to get the surgical Night Elf ears? I just think it's humorous and thought you guys might get a laugh out of it. --The pic is somewhat dark, I apologize, shitty camera phone. Attached Images __________________ That which you desire the most will eventually control you.

03-01-2007, 02:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Thunderbane amirite? Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 668 +0 Internets	I don't understand exactly. Do you want her to stop playing as much and tone down her "Fan Gurl" attitude, or are you just sharing this with us? I have something similar to this. I used to date a girl while I was playing WoW. Fortunately I wasn't into heavy raiding, just casual playing with friends. Anyway, we broke up but afterwards she got into WoW and went crazy in a lot of the ways you mentioned (Bnet slang, constant playing). Now she's cooled down and just plays the game, which I think will happen in your case. A huge part of playing WoW is getting involved in the Bnet slang and pwning n00bs. It makes you feel more involved. Of course, it's merely a phase that some real life incident will cause anybody to realize that it is a game and should be treated as such. That's why seasoned veterans of MMOs (like everyone on these boards) tend to refer to the symptoms your girlfriend has sarcastically and satirically. __________________ Gay Name Gay Guild Gay Server

03-01-2007, 02:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
dak Enough wicked gay on this board as it is. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,153	less qq more pewpew all over her titties then post picks. Tell her there is a flask of the titans in it for her. __________________ Give me negative internets you cock sucking nobodies. RIP Spiderman-Troupe 2002-2008

03-01-2007, 02:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
Darkwave Korea Sucks Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Antonio Posts: 62 -2 Internets	I think I get where you're coming from. In fact I found it to be quite insightful. I don't mind her playing at all we spend plenty of time together I was just sharing a chuckle with you guys. (I do think the handbag thing is a little over the top - especially because it's so big anyone within 20 feet can clearly see it's "WoWness") Then it's time for a GEEKCHECK. If she gets an Alliance tatoo I'll shoot myself. __________________ That which you desire the most will eventually control you.

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03-01-2007, 02:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Taloo Fires of Heaven WoW Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 551	Ahahaha. Three of my friends are getting horde tatoos. So fucking funny. People who got into MMOs with WoW are awesome. To laugh at.

03-01-2007, 02:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jabberwhacky Walker told me I have AIDS Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In da FACE!! (two times) Posts: 2,739	What would bug me about that situation is that she's acting like such an attention whore. Not to completely insult your girl, but what reason would there be for putting your name and server? Getting people to talk to you. Has she put pictures of herself on one of those "rate how hot I am" sites yet? It would bother me if my girlfriend wanted so much outside attention like this. Luckily, the farthest she's gotten into video games is playing CoV, and all she did there was spending 30 minutes making the hottest goth chick she could and then 10 minutes playing the "actual" game.