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09-25-2006, 05:48 PM
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| -1 Golf Handicap :) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hyde Park (Cincinnati), OH
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| What makes you "That Guy" ? The other day me and friends got into the discussion of being "That Guy" (don't lie, we've all been him from time to time). So, what are some things that you can do to be seen as "That Guy"? (ladies, don't feel discluded, I've just never heard of "That Gal" or whatever) Some things I can think of on top of my head: - The guy who bitches about other drivers, but sucks at driving himself - The guy who takes the last piece of (cake, shrimp, etc) - The guy who tries online dating - The guy who's always late - The guy always wearing t-shirts with wolves on them (anyone else notice that this guy is always extremely wierd?) - The guy who doesn't own a cell phone - The guy with curlies in his keyboard (yes, I know this probably categorizes most of FOH lol ) - If you use his internet explorer, his auto-complete always brings up 3-4 porn sites, no matter what letter you start with. - The guy who isn't hungry but eats a lot, if not most, of your food. I decided to post this here because while we have typical dumbasses, there are a ton of smart and creative people who cruise these boards. I'm trying to come up with a big enough list for a little project I'm starting, and I need some help with this list. Thanks in advance! *Edit* Added ones I can think of: - That guy always correcting people on stupid things just so others can see he's "smart" (see: the dickhead just below).
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09-25-2006, 05:56 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Acton, Massachusetts
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+3 Internets  | I'm "That Guy" who corrects people when they use words like "irregardless" and "discluded". I'm "That Guy" who knows exactly what to say to women, unless they're attractive and single, in which case I bumble. I'm "That Guy" whose imagination can only conceptualize idyllic utopia and depressing worst-case scenarios, nothing in-between. I'm "That Guy" who sexually harrasses coworkers in good humor on a daily basis (and gets away with it), but is incredibly shy/nervous among new crowds. I'm "That Guy" who responds in threads with a single smart-assed remark, then later edits his post once he's gotten a little liquored-up in an attempt to seem more prolific. I'm also "That Guy" who can laugh at himself as hard as he laughs at others; and he laughs at others at every opportunity. Last edited by Cadrid : 09-26-2006 at 12:37 AM. |
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09-25-2006, 06:57 PM
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| Forum Janitor  Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit
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I don't have a cell phone because I don't like being easy to reach, I want to be left alone while I fill my history with porn of my online dates wearing wolf t-shirts. ... crap.
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09-25-2006, 07:32 PM
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| Dude... you guys need to protect your porn. My roommate downstairs is that guy to an extreme. He has only had sex once (23yrs old). He is really hairy. He doesn’t wear underwear. He often washes his clothes with no soap. Never cleans up after himself. He never picks up his cell phone. If he didn’t have a near 4.0 GPA I’d think he was helpless. Besides all that he is probably the funniest guy I know. The only reason he doesn’t get girls is cause girls are mostly retarded and pass him up after the first impression. Then they go fuck some mildly retarded guy with no sense of humor.
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| the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The CT
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"dude where's ___ call him so he can get his ass over here." "dude he doesn't have a cell phone" "shit"
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09-25-2006, 07:46 PM
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| You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002
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I'm the guy that thinks he knows everything, and frustratingly often does. I'm the guy that in the middle of a night of drinking, will say he's going to the bathroom and slip out the back door to catch a cab home. I'm the guy that always has a smart assed remark ready. Last edited by Eomer : 09-25-2006 at 07:49 PM. | |
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09-25-2006, 08:01 PM
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| Forum Janitor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit
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His thing being browsing adultfriendfinder.com
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09-25-2006, 08:27 PM
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| Needs food badly Join Date: Feb 2005
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+15 Internets | I'm the guy who's viciously paranoid about people fucking up his computer, and wont let anyone near it, no matter how proficient they are at using them. I'm the guy who drinks wine... and enjoys the ridicule he gets for it. I'm the guy who usually sits quietly minding his own business, but when he opens his mouth, some of the most vile, disgusting and offensive things spill out. I'm the guy who has extremely radical views on religion, politics and the social state of the United States, but it takes a baseball bat to get it out of him. I'm the guy who says he doesn't have a porn collection on his computer... and isn't lying. I'm the guy that everyone is shocked to hear has never done a drug in his life. I'm the guy who's proud of being an enormous geek. |
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09-25-2006, 09:04 PM
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+8 Internets | hmm this thread seems to have a good start. im surprised :P I'm the guy thats old fashioned, I'll hold a fucking door for someone no questions asked. I'm the guy that lends shit out and never see's it again. I'm the guy that will lend a helping hand and won't think nothing of it, I don't take money from people, I give it away(this is one of my bad habbits, I give out money like its nothing, then bitch when im broke) I'm the guy that keeps to himself, but when a subject comes up that I'm interested in or if i have an opinon on somthing, I can barley shut up. I'm the guy that if I see a friend getting shit I'll stick up for them. I'm the guy, that's a "good Friend". I'm the guy that laughs like a bear in the theatre, and doesent give a fuck. I'm the guy that'll try as hard as I can to make you smile/laugh, just because I like to see people happy. I'm the guy that'll walk away from a fight, I hate violence. I guess I'll leave some for some other people haha :P
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09-25-2006, 09:06 PM
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| FoH Thriller  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cambridge, MA
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+40 Internets | I'm the guy who makes you lol I'm the guy who loves being the center of attention I'm the guy who loves to talk I'm the guy who has np picking up ladies I'm the guy who enjoys meeting new people everyday I'm the guy who is proactive I'm the guy who finds out how to resolve problems by maintaning the best interests of everyone involved I'm the guy who loves to figure out ways to make yourself more succesful so that I can become more succesful (I like to think thats the way to success) ***to the original poster*** I use to live in cincinnati for years and we used to always say "that guy" but when i moved to indiana everyone thought it was hilarious and never heard it before. So I was wondering if this was an ohio thing? /shrug. Hyde park is a pretty upscale place, better not go a few blocks out of where you live at night or you'll get shot, lol. Bengals > Steelers
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