who killed more people in the bible?

Llama · 09-13-2006, 08:41 PM

word

Mr Element · 09-13-2006, 08:45 PM

omgz satan iz bettr now i em atheist!

Soriak · 09-13-2006, 08:50 PM

How did Satan get less than 0?

schwein · 09-13-2006, 08:52 PM

? i see 10. not <0

Kuro · 09-13-2006, 08:52 PM

Does turning to salt pillars count towards killing?

Lenaldo · 09-13-2006, 08:57 PM

Didn't satan really kill these people? I mean he is the one who led them to live such terrible lives. It is like blaming smoking for killing someone instead of cancer!!! Sure, the cancer actually did it, but it was the result of the smoking!

Soriak · 09-13-2006, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by schwein

? i see 10. not <0

There's a line for 0 though and the bar ends before it

PigBenis · 09-13-2006, 09:00 PM

Why do people always have to make satan look like such a bad guy!

tanjo · 09-13-2006, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenaldo

Didn't satan really kill these people? I mean he is the one who led them to live such terrible lives. It is like blaming smoking for killing someone instead of cancer!!! Sure, the cancer actually did it, but it was the result of the smoking!

You can go back even further and with the God is all-knowing and created everything argument. He knew what Satan would do when he created Satan. It was God's will. God's fault.

Trying to logically make sense of Christianity to where it's anything but ridiculous is impossible. The classic Christian answer to this problem has been that people should focus on how they should live their own lives and not focus on why God does what he does as it is beyond a human's comprehension, that "It is God's will" and everything will work out, and that "God works in mysterious ways."

Yermum Onceme · 09-13-2006, 09:05 PM

God's kickass judgement motherfuckers. Don't be such pussies. They had it coming since before time began, clearly.

Be honest now, if you were God with a capitol G for Gangsta, wouldn't you smite the everliving shit outta people too?

I think I've flamed more people on message boards than satan. I should be the one ruling hell am I right?

Grimmlokk · 09-13-2006, 09:23 PM

Satan's not such a bad guy

Criminiminal · 09-13-2006, 09:29 PM

Who killed the most people in the Star Wars movies?

findar · 09-13-2006, 09:32 PM

jedi ?

AngryGerbil · 09-13-2006, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Criminiminal

Who killed the most people in the Star Wars movies?

Prolly Luke with his "Stay on Target" torpedo shot from hell.

Wait no, what's-his-face blew up Dantooine with the Death Star, that's prolly the winner there.

Presarc · 09-13-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlokk

Satan's not such a bad guy

How had I never seen that?

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Yermum Onceme Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PA Posts: 1,523 +0 Internets	God's kickass judgement motherfuckers. Don't be such pussies. They had it coming since before time began, clearly. Be honest now, if you were God with a capitol G for Gangsta, wouldn't you smite the everliving shit outta people too? I think I've flamed more people on message boards than satan. I should be the one ruling hell am I right?