WTF is wrong with people?!?!

Terial · 09-01-2006, 02:40 PM

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/30082006/32...-new-york.html

James · 09-01-2006, 02:43 PM

She took her first shit the day after my birthday. How utterly awesome.

~XtitanX~ · 09-01-2006, 02:44 PM

Wtf. Did they dig it out of her diaper. And what kinda 19 old week baby has that much shit?

James · 09-01-2006, 02:45 PM

And Jesus Christ, unless that shit is magnified, she's quite the fucking beast. I don't even take shits that big, that sucker is HONKING big.

Sithro · 09-01-2006, 02:46 PM

You'd be surprised. Babies shit better than most men do.

And yeah, that's toatally fucking weird.

James · 09-01-2006, 02:46 PM

I'm convinced she just shit out the unborn twin that was growing inside of her. Or a fucking snake.

Anyway I'm done. Good Christ.

EDIT: Python.

Zhaun's_Shade · 09-01-2006, 08:18 PM

They haven't shown any pictures of her yet, so she could be some kind if giant mutant yeti or somthing.

Cadrid · 09-01-2006, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

She took her first shit the day after my birthday. How utterly awesome.

Hey, me too!

NeuadvenBonechillerr · 09-01-2006, 10:07 PM

Like one of the guys on a morning talk show here said, they should have just laqured(sp) up the real thing, and sold that off.

FuBoofy · 09-04-2006, 02:56 PM

Babies dont crap like that till they get solid food.

It just comes out as yellow diarrhea for like 6 months.

dak · 09-04-2006, 03:04 PM

The picture has a Giant Fucking Stone-esque feel to it.

I've been unable to find anything or picture that denote the scale of the item (granted I've not really looked hard) for all we know the base it rests on could be the size of note card.

dak · 09-04-2006, 03:06 PM

*Double Post* 4umih8uso

Szlia · 09-04-2006, 03:07 PM

Made by the guy who did the Britney giving birth scuplture. I guess he is *another* specialist of pop icon hijacking.

Cybsled · 09-04-2006, 05:04 PM

Never underestimate an infant's capacity to take large shits. One of the nastiest things I ever saw was a 1month old baby who had become constipated and was given a little bit of laxative. It was like the never ending shit after that ;(

Laerazi · 09-04-2006, 05:07 PM

I'm just curious how it managed to go up into the air and have that little dairy queen twist at the top.

09-01-2006, 02:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Terial Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 394 +3 Internets	WTF is wrong with people?!?! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool. The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/30082006/32...-new-york.html __________________ Sit & Rotate -Terial

09-04-2006, 02:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
FuBoofy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9 +0 Internets	ummm... Babies dont crap like that till they get solid food. It just comes out as yellow diarrhea for like 6 months.

09-04-2006, 03:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
dak My sig will turn you wicked gay. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,027	The picture has a Giant Fucking Stone-esque feel to it. I've been unable to find anything or picture that denote the scale of the item (granted I've not really looked hard) for all we know the base it rests on could be the size of note card. __________________ Iran != Threat This forum sucks and so do you.

09-04-2006, 03:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
dak My sig will turn you wicked gay. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,027	Double Post 4umih8uso __________________ Iran != Threat This forum sucks and so do you. Last edited by dak : 09-04-2006 at 03:09 PM.

09-04-2006, 03:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
Szlia Conquest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 4,592 +6 Internets	Made by the guy who did the Britney giving birth scuplture. I guess he is another specialist of pop icon hijacking. __________________ -retrosabotage-

09-01-2006, 08:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Zhaun's_Shade Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 965 -5 Internets	They haven't shown any pictures of her yet, so she could be some kind if giant mutant yeti or somthing.

09-01-2006, 10:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
NeuadvenBonechillerr Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 368 -7 Internets	Like one of the guys on a morning talk show here said, they should have just laqured(sp) up the real thing, and sold that off.

09-04-2006, 05:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
Cybsled Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,963	Never underestimate an infant's capacity to take large shits. One of the nastiest things I ever saw was a 1month old baby who had become constipated and was given a little bit of laxative. It was like the never ending shit after that ;( __________________ Training the citizens of Norrath from 1999-2003!

09-04-2006, 05:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
Laerazi Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Earth Posts: 1,247 -2 Internets	I'm just curious how it managed to go up into the air and have that little dairy queen twist at the top.

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