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Old 08-14-2006, 01:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do AOL users search for on the internet?
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4016

Jerryc@aol.com - are you here?

Some of the gems:













And after seeing it, this is probably what I'm going to search for next:




On another note: I guess it's not a good idea at all to google yourself - just puts a name to the ID number.
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Old 08-14-2006, 02:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I've read a few logs recently. The stories some tell really have me rolling on the floor.

And weeping for humanity.

P.S. Googling yourself is alright, as long as you google other names too.
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Old 08-14-2006, 02:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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In the middle of reading logs and seeing "domo arigato mr. roboto" I laughed outloud.


Edit: PS: Yes, I snagged the entire logfile of nearly 600k users. Took about 30 mins to download and each text file (10 total) is around 230,000 KB.

After the first one took 10 minutes to open in word, it wasn't fun anymore.

User 927 scared me, he also had several full pages of flower searches using their scientific names. Creepy.
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Old 08-15-2006, 01:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2006, 04:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I would download it but I am afraid of how much time I would end up spending reading it.




That and the things I would learn of while reading it.
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Old 08-15-2006, 06:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I feel as though I am somewhat normal after reading some of these logs.
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Old 08-15-2006, 07:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Thus proving that only a sick bastard would use AOL.
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Old 08-15-2006, 07:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Because AOL is the only place where people search for perverted stuff.
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Old 08-15-2006, 07:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Because AOL is the only place where people search for perverted stuff.
Don't fuck my lame joke up with your facts and logic.
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Old 08-15-2006, 07:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm sure if someone tracked my search history I'd come up looking like a gay Nazi, amongst other things.
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This is a really fucked up link, I dont know where I found it but if anyone know's the name of this song I'd appreciate it.

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Old 08-15-2006, 07:53 AM   #11 (permalink)
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rofl some of those logs are pure gold
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Old 08-15-2006, 08:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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This gives me a twisted urge to see my own search logs of the past year or so.
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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This gives me a twisted urge to see my own search logs of the past year or so.
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:32 AM   #14 (permalink)
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God I love the story type ones "Meeting online friend" "Sex with online friend" "Guy used me for sex" "StD" "Affairs gone wrong"
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Old 08-15-2006, 12:25 PM   #15 (permalink)
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where is a good place to download these logs, I'm curious to what I could dig up...
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