It's up to you to save yourself

WarderX · 05-16-2006, 03:43 PM

You're on vacation in Egypt as part of a 5 country tour of the world. So far you have been to Senegal and Italy, and are planing to go to Tibet and Singapore before heading home.

You landed in Cairo 2 days ago. Yesterday you went to see a Pyramid on the Sinai Penensula, near the intersection of the borders of Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and the Gulf of Aqaba.
The plan was to explore the Pyramid for the day, camp, and then leave in the morning.
You fell asleep in your camp, peacefully.

But you've woken up in a Van! It's moving! What do you do?

Shogon · 05-16-2006, 03:45 PM

Pull out my phone and post about it on FoH in hopes of coming off as retarded as this thread

WarderX · 05-16-2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogon

Pull out my phone and post about it on FoH in hopes of coming off as retarded as this thread

You try your best.

Hippos II · 05-16-2006, 03:58 PM

I GET IN THE BOX CAUSE IT'S DARK OUTSIDE NOWLOL

Korbal · 05-16-2006, 04:03 PM

Aside from the obvious try to break out, there is nothing you can do. Have a sleep until they open the door and then kick someone's ass... Would do a drawing but lazy.

Nvm, bored:

I see I missed the point of this thread, yay

Cal the Dude · 05-16-2006, 04:04 PM

Masturbate furiously.

WarderX · 05-16-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippos II

I GET IN THE BOX CAUSE IT'S DARK OUTSIDE NOWLOL

What luck! Inside the box you find a dremel tool, and a dildo.

What do you do?

Zanoan · 05-16-2006, 04:05 PM

I wait. If I'm locked in the back of a van (assuming it's driving), I'm certainly bound to be faced and let out (not necessarily let loose) sooner or later.

At this point, the game looks like there are no ends to go for. As I said, I wait for the next opportunity to do something.

PS. What's those two pointy things in the box - looks like ears of something..?

WarderX · 05-16-2006, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cal the Dude

Masturbate furiously.

The box is now not the greatest place to wait.

Kuro · 05-16-2006, 04:07 PM

I use the dremel saw to cut up the cardboard box, and use it and the dildo to create a makeshift shovel.

Communistbloc · 05-16-2006, 04:10 PM

Haha...A+ thread.

Authenticating · 05-16-2006, 04:12 PM

Attempt to use the dremel on the van wall.

WarderX · 05-16-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuro

I use the dremel saw to cut up the cardboard box, and use it and the dildo to create a makeshift shovel.

FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!
Yes! Back in the van!

Worfless · 05-16-2006, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarderX

FREEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!
Yes! Back in the van!

i hang out the back of the van and put the dildo in the tailpipe!

Froofy-D · 05-16-2006, 04:18 PM

Now that I am out of the box, I put the saw and dildo in my inventory. Then I peek out the back window of the van to try and figure out where I am.

05-16-2006, 03:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
WarderX Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Posts: 1,593 +1 Internets	It's up to you to save yourself You're on vacation in Egypt as part of a 5 country tour of the world. So far you have been to Senegal and Italy, and are planing to go to Tibet and Singapore before heading home. You landed in Cairo 2 days ago. Yesterday you went to see a Pyramid on the Sinai Penensula, near the intersection of the borders of Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and the Gulf of Aqaba. The plan was to explore the Pyramid for the day, camp, and then leave in the morning. You fell asleep in your camp, peacefully. But you've woken up in a Van! It's moving! What do you do? Attached Images

05-16-2006, 03:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Hippos II Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 684 -1 Internets	I GET IN THE BOX CAUSE IT'S DARK OUTSIDE NOWLOL Attached Images

05-16-2006, 04:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
Korbal edits every post Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 506 +1 Internets	Aside from the obvious try to break out, there is nothing you can do. Have a sleep until they open the door and then kick someone's ass... Would do a drawing but lazy. Nvm, bored: I see I missed the point of this thread, yay Attached Images __________________ "And for the record, I've been a Retribution Paladin the entire time I've played WoW."--Glaive Last edited by Korbal : 05-16-2006 at 04:51 PM.

05-16-2006, 04:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cal the Dude so I crept up behind her, told her it was time to, let a playa like me get in dat vagina Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hither and thither. Posts: 55 +0 Internets	Masturbate furiously. __________________ 'kay

05-16-2006, 04:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zanoan I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,840 -3 Internets	I wait. If I'm locked in the back of a van (assuming it's driving), I'm certainly bound to be faced and let out (not necessarily let loose) sooner or later. At this point, the game looks like there are no ends to go for. As I said, I wait for the next opportunity to do something. PS. What's those two pointy things in the box - looks like ears of something..? __________________ "It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt" - Abraham Lincoln

05-16-2006, 03:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shogon Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 912 +0 Internets	Pull out my phone and post about it on FoH in hopes of coming off as retarded as this thread

05-16-2006, 04:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kuro Support Beam Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,466 +12 Internets	I use the dremel saw to cut up the cardboard box, and use it and the dildo to create a makeshift shovel.

05-16-2006, 04:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Communistbloc Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 739 +0 Internets	Haha...A+ thread.

05-16-2006, 04:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Authenticating Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 35 +0 Internets	Attempt to use the dremel on the van wall.

05-16-2006, 04:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Froofy-D upper management material Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,994 +7 Internets	Now that I am out of the box, I put the saw and dildo in my inventory. Then I peek out the back window of the van to try and figure out where I am. Attached Images Last edited by Froofy-D : 05-16-2006 at 04:32 PM.

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