Lions vs Croc (vid request)

[Zhavric]

There is a nature documentary I saw of some croc crawling out of the water to steal a kill away from some lions. It showed lions trying (and failing) to fight a crocodile. Anyone have that vid? It owned.

[Nebuchadnezzar]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...6&q=tiger+croc

Only one I know of. Of course, one tiger > lions.

[chackle]

Originally Posted by Nebuchadnezzar

Of course, one Pelican > cats.

fixed~

[Zhavric]

Fuck all you h8ers. Croc > cat > pelican. If I can find this vid, I can prove it.

It's night and this croc is just walking towards these lions.

The lions are like "Shit! WTF is THAT thing?"

The Croc's like "Fuck you. I'm a croc."

The lions are like "Lick my box you scaly faggot. You ain't touchin' dis meat. It for my babydaddy."

The Croc's like "Fuck you. I'm a croc."

The lions are like "BITCH!" And they go to mess with the Croc.

The Croc bitch slaps the nearest lion with its tail. The lions scratch the Croc which just makes it more pissed off, but doesn't hurt it at all. The Croc hisses at the lions... Just opens it's huge jaws and makes this sound that makes fucking LIONS step the fuck back.

Then, it walks up to the meat the lions were eating and eats it. All of it. What it doesn't eat, it drags back to the water where the lions can't get it.

The lions get owned.

[Shogon]

I've seen that first vid posted here before and I'm always suprised that the croc didn't do a barrel roll... or at least try to. Cause that would have gotten the tiger off his back real quick.

[Regime]

Well I would assume because of the tigers wieght and also that the tiger was balanced and ready. That is how it kills everything. Or maybe the croc was full from its prey.

Ethier way I love seeing my favorite animal kick some ass.

[Frantic]

If they were in water the croc would have torn the tiger to shreds / drowned it.

[Zhavric]

Remember that Tigers are ambush predators. They'll only attack if they're sure their prey isn't aware of them.

As for the Croc, they have MASSIVE jaw power... perhaps THE most powerful jaws in the animal kingdom. They can also thrash around like it's their fucking job.

However, the Croc has some tiny ass legs and a long body. This is how assholes like the Croc hunter are able to "wrestle" Crocs. If you're heavy enough and get in its back and weigh it down, it's stuck.

So, if a Tiger can get onto the back of a Croc by surprising it, the Croc is gonna get raped. The cat is going to sit on the Croc until the Croc runs out of oxygen (which takes a long ass time, but happens eventually).

I think it's pretty damn cool that the Tiger is smart enough to figure out how to drown something that it can't normally injure (Croc's skin is too tough to scratch and it's neck is too wide to bite down on).

[randomguy]

This is the episode we need.

http://www.tv.com/animal-faceoff/lio...0/summary.html

This is the show it is from:

It's a Tv Show on Discovery called Animal Face Off

some of the funnier animal fight videos:

Octopus vs Shark

7 Lions vs Elephant

Porcupine vs Pitbull (picture only)

Tiger vs Lions

Dog vs Monkey

Ape vs Tigers

Piranhas vs Mouse

Deer vs Deer

[Shogon]

Originally Posted by randomguy

This is the episode we need.

http://www.tv.com/animal-faceoff/lio...0/summary.html

This is the show it is from:

It's a Tv Show on Discovery called Animal Face Off

some of the funnier animal fight videos:

Octopus vs Shark

7 Lions vs Elephant

Porcupine vs Pitbull (picture only)

Tiger vs Lions

Dog vs Monkey

Ape vs Tigers

Piranhas vs Mouse

Deer vs Deer

Only a sick fuck or someone who is 15 and trying to act cool would find that mouse in the fishtank video funny, and yes it's been posted here before.

In fact, the only ones that I consider funny at all are the deer vs deer, dog vs monkey, & ape vs tiger ones.

So like... yeah. More than half weren't funny.

[randomguy]

Originally Posted by Shogon

Only a sick fuck or someone who is 15 and trying to act cool would find that mouse in the fishtank video funny, and yes it's been posted here before.

In fact, the only ones that I consider funny at all are the deer vs deer, dog vs monkey, & ape vs tiger ones.

So like... yeah. More than half weren't funny.

sorry, I didn't realize your sense of humor was far beyond that of a 15 yr old. though i never cared that the videos were posted here before, if i had, i would have posted in the video thread. this was to just prevent more threads like the hornet one from being made. would i rather see a thread for each animal attack video spinoff from a thread Zhavric created or would i rather see them all in one thread and on a topic of animal attacks started in that thread ? pretty simple to figure out that answer. either way. that mouse shit was pretty nuts...you see his leg get ripped off ? i was disturbingly amused. i will admit it is sick that someone put him in the tank, that was known, but please don't act like this combo would never happen. i am sure these fish ate much more helpless animals for survival. its called the "circle of life". the mouse put up the best fight it could, but failed.

[Shogon]

Originally Posted by randomguy

sorry, I didn't realize your sense of humor was far beyond that of a 15 yr old. though i never cared that the videos were posted here before, if i had, i would have posted in the video thread. this was to just prevent more threads like the hornet one from being made. would i rather see a thread for each animal attack video spinoff from a thread Zhavric created or would i rather see them all in one thread and on a topic of animal attacks started in that thread ? pretty simple to figure out that answer. either way. that mouse shit was pretty nuts...you see his leg get ripped off ? i was disturbingly amused. i will admit it is sick that someone put him in the tank, that was known, but please don't act like this combo would never happen. i am sure these fish ate much more helpless animals for survival. its called the "circle of life". the mouse put up the best fight it could, but failed.

Not even a 15 year old would find that mouse video funny. The fucking point was that only someone that immature would PRETEND it was funny just so they could try to be "cool".

First of all... it's good you admit that it's sick to put that mouse in the tank for pure entertainment. Secondly... yes, you have a bit of sickness to you if you found that amusing even in the slightest. The first time I watched that video I was pissed/disgusted.

No, I'm not some "save the world" type of person and I realize this type of stuff happens every day in nature(the death, not the event), but certain things just go too far... and that vid happens to be one of them. The mouse had ZERO chance of survival, so in reality it isn't an everyday occurance. It was a hopeless situation for one poor mouse that had zero chance of survival. If this were in nature, he would have had a shot and PROBABLY would have gotten to the river's edge.

Really the whole point was that nobody should find it funny, at all, for any reason.

As for the other videos... I just don't understand how animals killing each other is funny. Maybe that's just me. But don't even try to argue about that mouse video being funny, because it wasn't, at all.

[randomguy]

Originally Posted by Shogon

Not even a 15 year old would find that mouse video funny. The fucking point was that only someone that immature would PRETEND it was funny just so they could try to be "cool".

First of all... it's good you admit that it's sick to put that mouse in the tank for pure entertainment. Secondly... yes, you have a bit of sickness to you if you found that amusing even in the slightest. The first time I watched that video I was pissed/disgusted.

No, I'm not some "save the world" type of person and I realize this type of stuff happens every day in nature(the death, not the event), but certain things just go too far... and that vid happens to be one of them. The mouse had ZERO chance of survival, so in reality it isn't an everyday occurance. It was a hopeless situation for one poor mouse that had zero chance of survival. If this were in nature, he would have had a shot and PROBABLY would have gotten to the river's edge.

Really the whole point was that nobody should find it funny, at all, for any reason.

As for the other videos... I just don't understand how animals killing each other is funny. Maybe that's just me. But don't even try to argue about that mouse video being funny, because it wasn't, at all.

Understandable. The only pretending though here is you as a father figure. Thanks pop for the approval of my realization of what was sick in a situation I had no invovlement in. As for the Zero chance of survival....its a mouse not a human, I feel a little less remorse for it. Attitudes like yours though would be best suited to take down large sites like the ogrish. Places like that disturb me far more cause not only are they real like this video, but they involve a deadlier criminal , the stupid human. The obsession with most people and animal attacks is it satisfies the inner primal rage without having to leave the house and actually kill something on our own. If that is part of your beef or just emo ranting to make your point more valide, please attack everyone in this thread for thinking a Lion vs a Crocodile is cool. The video with the mouse was made, I could not have prevented its making, I watched it and thought...pretty interesting, pretty nuts, and laughed at the insanity. I guess I am a monster.

[Shogon]

I have absolutely no desire to kill anything. Sometimes I have the desire to fight and knock someone's fucking head off (not literally), but kill? Nah.

Monster? No. Fucked up? Yep.

Originally Posted by Shogon

I've seen that first vid posted here before and I'm always suprised that the croc didn't do a barrel roll... or at least try to. Cause that would have gotten the tiger off his back real quick.

and would have exposed the croc's belly and through which do not have the scaly armor.

In the game of evolution ... you just got eaten.