Cheapest way out of a girlfriends birthday?

Kilivek · 02-21-2006, 05:23 PM

I know someone here has ingenious ways to please without spending over eleven dollars.

blindeye · 02-21-2006, 05:25 PM

Why is this here?

What do you think screenshots is your personal blog you stupid fuck?

Rodyland · 02-21-2006, 05:25 PM

Break up with her. You're obviously too cheap to have a girlfriend, she'll figure it out sooner or later anyway...

Diwali · 02-21-2006, 05:27 PM

Claw hammer to the face.

makist · 02-21-2006, 05:27 PM

I once made my girlfriend a card in flash.. she thought it was the coolest thing cause I even recorded my voice and all. I thought it was lame but w/em it worked and she keeps asking me to make her more

Clowns · 02-21-2006, 05:27 PM

Buy a box of condoms for $7.99 and pound her all night. Then in the morning take her to Dennys for breakfast for a $2.99 couples pak.

Kilivek · 02-21-2006, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blindeye

Why is this here?

What do you think screenshots is your personal blog you stupid fuck?

I think screenshots is a cesspool of shit, you, holding it up as a divine figure not to be tarnished by retardation are a fucking tool.

Does this 1 line of text on your thread list really fucking ruin your day? Or are you pissed off because it took your inept stupid fucking ass 15 minutes to read the 7 words of the title.
I'll take the latter for the win.

Zanetsu · 02-21-2006, 05:28 PM

bang her, write fohss all over her body during this process, leave her.

go buy some cigarettes and see a movie afterwards

Clowns · 02-21-2006, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zanetsu

bang her, write fohss all over her body during this process, take pictures and post it in this thread, then leave her.

go buy some cigarettes and see a movie afterwards

Fixed

blindeye · 02-21-2006, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kilivek

Does this 1 line of text on your thread list really fucking ruin your day?

it fills me with uncontrollable rage, kilivek.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diwali

Claw hammer to the face.

lol

findar · 02-21-2006, 05:35 PM

macaroni birthday card.

old valentines chocolates(they are on sale for 50-75% off)

i dunno, skys the limit!

ValkyrieIsAboutToDie · 02-21-2006, 05:39 PM

A coat hanger.

Joelage_mcduffbot · 02-21-2006, 05:40 PM

i'm actually going to reply with an honest answer rather than suggest,like someone does every thread, that you should pound her or smash her face in with *insert random blunt object here*.

The cheapest way is to make something for her. Like that dude said, a flash card, macaroni card, or something in this vein. Fuck, my ex used to make me cards out of scrap paper for me. It's cheap, but it's the fact you went to the effort that will get you that offer of anal on your birthday that counts.
So make something out of cheap ass paper as a card, then get some old photos and make some picture frame using scrap wood and put a photo of you together in it. Swish!

eXarc · 02-21-2006, 05:41 PM

one time I was high on ecstasy and I woke up and my girlfriend was like 'ahem' and i was like oh shit it's her birthday so i acted like i knew what was going on but she knew i forgot and she gave me that look and my soul melted and i just hugged her and said 'i love you, happy birthday!' and she beat the fuck out of me

Samus Aran · 02-21-2006, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ValkyrieIsAboutToDie

A coat hanger.

!

02-21-2006, 05:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kilivek Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: WVa Posts: 1,078 +0 Internets	Cheapest way out of a girlfriends birthday? I know someone here has ingenious ways to please without spending over eleven dollars.

02-21-2006, 05:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Diwali Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dearborn, Michigan Posts: 437	Claw hammer to the face. __________________ "Just think of the lulz Johnson, think of the lulz! DO IT FOR THE LULZ!"

02-21-2006, 05:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Zanetsu Seek the fireflies Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 276 +0 Internets	bang her, write fohss all over her body during this process, leave her. go buy some cigarettes and see a movie afterwards __________________ EQ2~Shadowknight/Ignacious~Guk EQ~Rogue/Faldren(Retired)~Xegony

02-21-2006, 05:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
findar Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,322 -2 Internets	macaroni birthday card. old valentines chocolates(they are on sale for 50-75% off) i dunno, skys the limit! __________________ -its clobbering time

02-21-2006, 05:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
Joelage_mcduffbot Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: melbourne Posts: 246 +3 Internets	i'm actually going to reply with an honest answer rather than suggest,like someone does every thread, that you should pound her or smash her face in with insert random blunt object here. The cheapest way is to make something for her. Like that dude said, a flash card, macaroni card, or something in this vein. Fuck, my ex used to make me cards out of scrap paper for me. It's cheap, but it's the fact you went to the effort that will get you that offer of anal on your birthday that counts. So make something out of cheap ass paper as a card, then get some old photos and make some picture frame using scrap wood and put a photo of you together in it. Swish! __________________ Arse off.

02-21-2006, 05:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
blindeye Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 788 +0 Internets	Why is this here? What do you think screenshots is your personal blog you stupid fuck?

02-21-2006, 05:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Rodyland Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 226 +0 Internets	Break up with her. You're obviously too cheap to have a girlfriend, she'll figure it out sooner or later anyway...

02-21-2006, 05:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
makist Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rodcet Nife Posts: 771 -2 Internets	I once made my girlfriend a card in flash.. she thought it was the coolest thing cause I even recorded my voice and all. I thought it was lame but w/em it worked and she keeps asking me to make her more

02-21-2006, 05:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
Clowns Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 446 -1 Internets	Buy a box of condoms for $7.99 and pound her all night. Then in the morning take her to Dennys for breakfast for a $2.99 couples pak.

02-21-2006, 05:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
ValkyrieIsAboutToDie Needs food badly Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,321 +15 Internets	A coat hanger.

02-21-2006, 05:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
eXarc Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 980 +0 Internets	one time I was high on ecstasy and I woke up and my girlfriend was like 'ahem' and i was like oh shit it's her birthday so i acted like i knew what was going on but she knew i forgot and she gave me that look and my soul melted and i just hugged her and said 'i love you, happy birthday!' and she beat the fuck out of me

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