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02-17-2006, 08:33 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: San Diego, CA
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  | How would Jigsaw kill you?! Ok everyone has seen the SAW movies. For those of you that can't pay attention to the talking in it the main characters nickname is Jigsaw. His goal is to show the flaw in you and make you work around it without dying. How would he trap you and what flaw would that be using? For me it would probably be putting a really long timer out there and saying I can't hit the button too early but can't hit it too late. I would fall asleep and be all lazy and never wake up to hit the button. Laziness is obviously one of my flaws.... |
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02-17-2006, 08:37 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Calgary, Canada
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+6 Internets | He would come around the corner trying to find me and I would Shoryuken him in the eye with my erection. Then proceed to drench his face in sticky batter and go eat his leftover Chinese food. |
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02-17-2006, 09:05 PM
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| Guinness refreshes the soul...  Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The Backseat of an MRAP
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| Saw 2 lost all credibility with me, when the first dipshit at the start of the movie could've wedged the toolbox on top of his head, and it would of saved him from being crushed to death... |
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02-17-2006, 09:06 PM
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| I'm one of those type of person who loves his space - so if i were to remain sane id need a certain amount of elbow room or else ill completely lose it. So heres my scenario.. I'll wake up in straight jacket with a lock to set me free. Behind me I see a locked door and infront of me Id see two things... a candle on a plate and a tunnel that leads to a maze which i have to crawl my way in. The walls of the maze are soaked with a very flammable substance. The objective would be to go crawl in the maze and find a series of keys to discover which unlocks my way out the straight jacket and which unlocks the door to freedom. I'd have to carry the candle on a plate with my mouth and the slightest accident will leave me w/o a lightsource or the candle will burn my straight jacket and ill burn to death. The maze shall be very long with many deadends and many false keys all over the place. But heres the catch the possible location to the keys are flooded with pure shit, piss and dead animals pieces of razors and glass. so id have to figure out where i could put my candle without having it set off while I dig my face in the shit pool and find the key with my mouth while avoiding the pieces of glass and razors put around to distract me. Eventually ( i know it too ) ill lose my mind and start banging my head on the ground and kill myself. I soo wouldnt be able to do that Last edited by Bizantium : 02-17-2006 at 09:09 PM. |
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02-17-2006, 10:17 PM
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02-17-2006, 10:31 PM
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| I think we've long established that SorcerorofXegony is fucked up. :P
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02-17-2006, 10:35 PM
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...WTF?! Jigsaw disaproves.
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02-17-2006, 10:44 PM
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| Wait a minute. You said you're in a straight jacket. How are you going to unlock the lock around your straight jacket when you can't use your arms? You better hope you find the right key in your razor, piss and shit pile and jam it into the door with your mouth. Otherwise, you're gonna die one of the worst deaths imaginable. God I can't even imagine how you'd try and turn it.
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02-17-2006, 11:09 PM
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| Death By Sexy  Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada
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+3 Internets | Jigsaw would kill me even more inside by letting me live the rest of my horrible life while I drown in my own sea of pain, drenched by the blood of my failure. Eternity is worse than death.
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02-17-2006, 11:27 PM
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| An Excellent Driver  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Louisiana
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+1 Internets | Jigsaw would put me on a stage in front of a bunch of pissed off FoHSS folks with guns, and make me tell jokes. I won't ruin the scene for y'all, but the end would involve an encaved skull, two midgets, a jack-hammer, and lube. HAHA! ... midget porn
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02-18-2006, 01:28 AM
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| I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: What is, is.
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| Your starting to show promise Galiem. I can't even think what mine would entail. I can think of things that I'd be unable to do (cutting off limbs or such). I'm a little too drunk to come up with a good one, I'll give it a little thought when I'm slacking off at work tommorrow. |
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