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02-15-2006, 02:54 AM
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| I think I'm drunk enough to drive you home. Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: What is, is.
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 | Valentine's day turned out O-K This is a drunk post, but it won't be a stupid 'woooo, I'm so drunk, lolz!@$' post. GF broke up with me almost 2 weeks ago, forcing me to cancel reservations at a swanky restaurant and feel sort of miserable on V-day. Me and a buddy are out drinking tonight, waiting for some other friends, when he sees his ex-gf with her new fiancee. He feels like shit and after a few drinks we decide to head to the strip club to drown our collective sorrows. Long story short, we get wasted, have a blast, and I end up with both a cool ass waitress' phone number and a stripper's phone number. The stripper is going out on a gambling boat with me this sunday, and the waitress (who is hot, but is so cool I'd be fine with just hanging out with her as a friend, seriously) wanted to go clubbing this weekend, but I'm busy. Yes, they were both real numbers, I called both and they went and got their phones and they returned the call. My buddy ended up getting another stripper's # who was cool, but has a BF, so she was just doing the hustler stripper move of making you think she's interested by giving her phone #. Before someone says that's what the stripper was doing to me, she bought me 3 drinks. Strippers don't do that for custies, they let you buy them drinks. Anyways, this isn't a bragging thread, though it probably came out that way cause I'm drunk. It's just a 'Valentine's for singles' thread. Those who have been recently dumped or are just perennial a single and what you did that said 'fuck traditional Valentine's shit!'. All you people with happy relationships, stay the fuck out. |
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02-15-2006, 04:25 AM
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| Sisko is the new Picard  Join Date: Dec 2002
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| Heh, I wish my day went half as well. Like most guys, I hate playing into the corporate scheming of Valentine's Day. Too bad women think with their fucking hearts. I also hate cards. Got something to say, fucking say it. You don't need a stupid picture and writing to get it done. Regardless, I hand-wrote her a card, thinking that would impress her. It didn't. I decide to make her a nice dinner after I get home at 5 from a full day of work. 2 hours of making asparagus soup, and it tasted fucking good. If anyone has ever made asparagus soup, you know it's a fucking bitch. She does that "takes a spoon and lets the soup fall off slowly" thing, giving me that look you get often from 5-year olds when you serve them cauliflower or lima beans. She tried some and called it mush. After dinner she begrudges herself to watch Godfather Part 3, which was her idea in the first place. She gets bored, and in the middle of the movie just gets up and leaves to go buy some pie. I'm like "WTF?" and ask her as much when she gets back. She pulls one of those "If you don't know what's wrong, figure it out" shit that women love to do. I finally get it out of her, which I expected all along, she's mad at me because I didn't buy her flowers and chocolate. She would have liked something special. Apparently flowers and chocolate > two hour dinner. FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY
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02-15-2006, 04:52 AM
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| Aah, too bad Deathwing, what you did was kinda cute. What I did offer to my GF is a new computer chair so she can play WoW longer without her back hurting. I guess I'm a geek. But she likes the chair (cost me 200€ so she better likes it).
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02-15-2006, 05:08 AM
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+2 Internets  | Let's see... Bank account? Lower than it should be. Stomach? Still upset from eating at some restaurant my date wanted to try. Balls? Still undrained. Emotional state? Irritated. Yup. Yesterday must have been valentine's day. I'm going to dump my girlfriend and post pics of her to foh for you guys to photoshop. Thread to come in the next few days. I'm sick of dating chicks that are damaged goods.
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02-15-2006, 05:44 AM
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| parcere subiectis  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Boston
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+1 Internets | I had an organic chemistry exam. Last valentines day I had a general chemistry exam. both years with the same professor, both at 8pm.
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02-15-2006, 06:24 AM
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| I had a nice romantic dinner by myself with [a Little Cesar's large pizza], and then after dinner I curled up on my bed and got a little intimate with my [Philosophy] book.
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02-15-2006, 06:35 AM
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| Registered User  Join Date: May 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA
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| My V-Day turned out pretty fucking weird. Ive been chatting with this girl in Florida for the last month, shes comming up to my place this weekend to finally meet. Anyway my ex-girlfriend shows up at my work, with candy and a flower and wants to take me to lunch, I feel kinda weird so I agree and we goto a local resturant and chow down. She then asks me for directions for the local Wal-mart which I give her and we say goodbye and whatnot. I get back home at the end of the day and I get back into my room and its fucking spotless, all the mess has been cleaned up, everything is organized and in a logicial place where it should be. Turns out she went to my apartment after Walmart, cleaned up and left some more candy and shit in my room as a gift for me. To me this is borderline stalking, breaking and entering and a ton of other shit. Long story short shes comming over today to finish the job, lazy bitch didnt do my laundry. Last edited by Chips : 02-15-2006 at 07:17 AM. |
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02-15-2006, 06:37 AM
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| parcere subiectis Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Boston
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02-15-2006, 06:41 AM
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+2 Internets | Haha that is sooo funny. I am talking about uour sig. Quote: Originally Posted by Nikkohung You i lost my virginity to my roomates girlfriend because he was playing wow, in the same dorm room. GG I would like it so much to be true.
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