Cat vs. Pelican

eXarc · 02-13-2006, 07:07 PM

Alright so, I'm pretty sure a pelican could just dive bomb a cat in the face and demolish it with it's beak and bam game over. in/out gg blitzkrieg of the animal kingdom. rite?

Abysmal · 02-13-2006, 07:08 PM

fist post.

Samus Aran · 02-13-2006, 07:08 PM

sharks > cats

Samus Aran · 02-13-2006, 07:08 PM

Cat would shred a pelican.

Biggyto · 02-13-2006, 07:09 PM

[23:03] Brittney> a cat would RAPE a pelican

[23:03] Brittney> R
[23:04] Brittney> A
[23:04] Brittney> P
[23:04] Brittney> E

eXarc · 02-13-2006, 07:10 PM

i don't think you guys understand the situation

a cat is just sitting there, staring at the pelican (which is a BIRD aka it flies) and then all of a sudden the pelican does a nosebomb straight into the cat's face. repeat until cat is dead. cats dont have anti air defense guys. sorry.

findar · 02-13-2006, 07:10 PM

i should hang out in irc.

randomguy · 02-13-2006, 07:11 PM

a cat given the right motivation with catnip could defeat both shark and pelican.

Samus Aran · 02-13-2006, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eXarc

i don't think you guys understand the situation

a cat is just sitting there, staring at the pelican (which is a BIRD aka it flies) and then all of a sudden the pelican does a nosebomb straight into the cat's face. repeat until cat is dead. cats dont have anti air defense guys. sorry.

Claws.

Samus Aran · 02-13-2006, 07:13 PM

Okay, shark would own both.

But still, Pelican > Cat.

Dive bomb and smash the cat, gg.

Shanter · 02-13-2006, 07:13 PM

Cat owns, fuckin pelican lover.

Biggyto · 02-13-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee and TV

Claws.

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?
Trent: No I'm not fucking with you.
Sue: Honestly, man.

RiskyChris · 02-13-2006, 07:14 PM

Domo-kun > Pelican > Cat

eXarc · 02-13-2006, 07:15 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:P...o_2004_SMC.jpg

Pelican dives into Cat beakfirst and stabs it in the chest. gg.

edit: or face.

Moocow Milkblaster · 02-13-2006, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paen

sharks > cats

I love you.

View Poll Results: which animal would demolish?
Pelican	119	40.07%
Cat	178	59.93%
Voters: 297. You may not vote on this poll

02-13-2006, 07:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
eXarc Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 980 +0 Internets	Cat vs. Pelican Alright so, I'm pretty sure a pelican could just dive bomb a cat in the face and demolish it with it's beak and bam game over. in/out gg blitzkrieg of the animal kingdom. rite?

02-13-2006, 07:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Abysmal Blackologist Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,510 +0 Internets	fist post. __________________

02-13-2006, 07:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
findar Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,322 -2 Internets	i should hang out in irc. __________________ -its clobbering time

02-13-2006, 07:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
RiskyChris Safety Dance Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Lafayette Posts: 5,530 -3 Internets	Domo-kun > Pelican > Cat __________________

02-13-2006, 07:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	sharks > cats

02-13-2006, 07:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Cat would shred a pelican.

02-13-2006, 07:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Biggyto Mangina Join Date: May 2002 Location: Halifax Posts: 226 +0 Internets	[23:03] Brittney> a cat would RAPE a pelican [23:03] Brittney> R [23:04] Brittney> A [23:04] Brittney> P [23:04] Brittney> E

02-13-2006, 07:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
eXarc Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 980 +0 Internets	i don't think you guys understand the situation a cat is just sitting there, staring at the pelican (which is a BIRD aka it flies) and then all of a sudden the pelican does a nosebomb straight into the cat's face. repeat until cat is dead. cats dont have anti air defense guys. sorry.

02-13-2006, 07:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
randomguy WOAH. Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 650 +0 Internets	a cat given the right motivation with catnip could defeat both shark and pelican.

02-13-2006, 07:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Okay, shark would own both. But still, Pelican > Cat. Dive bomb and smash the cat, gg.

02-13-2006, 07:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
Shanter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ATL Posts: 391 -2 Internets	Cat owns, fuckin pelican lover.

02-13-2006, 07:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
eXarc Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 980 +0 Internets	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:P...o_2004_SMC.jpg Pelican dives into Cat beakfirst and stabs it in the chest. gg. edit: or face.

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