Cheers!

[KungFool]

Chances are most of you are drinkers, although i'm not sure how social you all are.

Don't know if toasts are still in style, but I use them on the regular. Here's some of mine, What do you all have?


Here's to the 4 hinges of Hell;
Lying, stealing, cheating and drinking.
If you're going to lie, Lie with the one you love.
If you're going to steal, steal away from bad company.
If you're going to cheat, cheat death.
And if you're going to drink, drink with me.

Everyone needs something to believe in, I believe i'll have another drink.

Here's to Honor-
To getting Honor,
To keeping Honor,
To staying Honor,
And if you can't cum in her,
Come Honor.

For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.

Cheers to you and cheers to me,
the best of friends we'll always be.
But just in case we disagree,
to Hell with you and cheers to me.



To all our enemies' enemies.

[dak]

In my neck of the woods if someone tried to prevent everyone from drinking long enough to recite that they would end up impaled on a flipped over bar stool by the end of the first verse.

Not because there is anything inherently wrong with the toast, it's just most people in my area equate eloquence with faggotry

[KungFool]

Originally Posted by dak

In my neck of the woods if someone tried to prevent everyone from drinking long enough to recite that they would end up impaled on a flipped over bar stool by the end of the first verse.

That's what the short ones are for.

Use the long ones when there are ladies present.

And yes...it works.

[Hippos II]

Originally Posted by KungFool

Here's to the 4 hinges of Hell;
Lying, stealing, cheating and drinking.
If you're going to lie, Lie with the one you love.
If you're going to steal, steal away from bad company.
If you're going to cheat, cheat death.
And if you're going to drink, drink with me.

GOOD ONE, HITCH. LETS GO FUCK NOW

[FusedTritium]

i learned a really sweet scottish toast when i was over there and now i cant remember it.

[BruuceWarduck]

i thought people only did this in movies

[Frawdo]

Cheers to queers, more girls for us!

Cheers - To the memories we'll never remember, and to the friends we'll never forget.

[Communistbloc]

Those faggots who say "ROCK N' ROLL" before a shot can all burn in hell.

[Blaezenfury]

TO IMMORTALLITY!

[Dr. Rubicite]

Originally Posted by FusedTritium

i learned a really sweet scottish toast when i was over there and now i cant remember it.

Use this one instead...

I used to know a clever toast,
But now I cannot think it,
So fill your glass to anything,
And damn your souls, I'll drink it!

[redav]

"QuvlIjDaq yIH tu'be'lu'jaj." (May your coordinates be free of Tribbles)

[Dean61285]

*Gets everyone to raise thier glass in the air* Ahem.. White power!

One of the guys from Comedians of Comedy did this at some dinner towards the end of the tour. I thought it was funny.

[bcware]

oh my god. i busted out laughing at blaezens shit and the klingon one in the library.

[Zhavric]

Thread does not deliver.

[Abysmal]

Originally Posted by Zhavric

Thread does not deliver.

QFF