The Bizantium Experience - WoW Girl

Bizantium · 02-11-2006, 11:22 AM

2-11-06 at 2:47pm EST

I recieved a phone call from the number 541-761-0068 with some lady on the phone who rudely asked " Who am I speaking to? ". I fortunately had the phone near me so I replied " Well that depends who you're looking for! " and she says " Im looking for Edgar?!? " and so I thought it was some dumb friend of mine trying to be funny so I say " Oh thats me! Sup nigga? " and there was a sudden pause... " DONT you dare talk to my daughter again, she is only 13 years and i'am now calling the police. You're in such big trouble now asshole! " So im thinking... wow this is definetly a prank.

Me: Who are you ma'am??
lady: This is sam's mother! Shes only 13 years old what are you doing talking to her?
Me: Sam's mother???
Mom: Yes! Sams mother! I swear to god if you pick up another phone call from her im going to go where ever the hell you're at and deal with your sorry ass myself!!!
Me: wha.... *click* ( she hangs up )

So I called back to see if the bitch would answer the phone and when I heard the answer machine I heard the voice of a girl I met on WoW ( lol ) who was supposedly 17 years old.
We spoke on the phone for like 3 weeks... It got seriously annoying and she just kept begging me for a relationship so I was like fuck it! she lives in oregon anyways!!! So i told her I Loved Her and shes all like " awww omg im going to cry now! I dont ever want us to break up!" . All I can think of is that this chick is fucking retarded to the 5th power.

So we talk on the phone for a bit and play WoW together. I run her through a few dungeons and she rubs her pussy ( supposedly ) for me on the phone and I just enjoy the sounds... She purposely tries to fuck with my head by stretching and making moaning noises during our conversations on the face.. on the internet she constantly tells me how she'd fuck me. Was cute at the same time because she'd really use her imagination and tell me she'd want me to fuck her side ways, on a desk, she'd suck my cock while I was doing a MC run and all types of shit like that...anyways

So one day I told her I didnt wanna be part of this online bullshit anymore and she kinda got depressed, or at least she was acting like it, and ever since that day we spoke on the net and she was very anti-social and dull.

So its been about 2 weeks since I've last heard from her and today... Her mom calls??? Maybe she OD'd on drugs and blamed it on me? lol. In total I recieved several strange phone calls from area codes I did not recognize... The numbers were...

866-668-0047 - UNKNOWN
541-761-0068 - Sams cell phone or her moms
306-655-5888 - UNKNOWN

The unknown calls were people who called and never said a word. Interesting if you'd ask me. Hopefully they'll call back sometime later today or tomorrow lol.

PICTURES??? Sure!! Say Hello to SAMANTHA COLE! ( Liar Liar? ) a 13 year old girl who said she was 17 who lives in Oregon and is soon moving to LA. Sup-fucking-posedly.

If anything else happens ill update ROFLFUCKZ

Samus Aran · 02-11-2006, 11:23 AM

Screenshots --->

Bizantium · 02-11-2006, 11:26 AM

DANG!!! NOT AGAIN!

Elerion · 02-11-2006, 11:28 AM

You told a 17 year old girl you met on WoW that you loved her.

Hardcore Cracka · 02-11-2006, 11:29 AM

Looks like Hilary Duff with shitty hair.

Bizantium · 02-11-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elerion

You told a 17 year old girl you met on WoW that you loved her.

Is that wrong or something? lol

Elerion · 02-11-2006, 11:31 AM

You'd have to beat Hilary Duff with the ugly stick for week straight to get her to look like that. (Pre-bulemia Duff. Much like the D&D Movie, post-bulemia Duff doesn't exist)

Samus Aran · 02-11-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SorcererOfXegony

Is that wrong or something? lol

No, but you should have convinced her to kill herself for you.

Murr · 02-11-2006, 11:32 AM

i'm speechless

Blazemore · 02-11-2006, 11:33 AM

How some of you freaks get yourselves into these situations is extremely beyond me.

Needless · 02-11-2006, 11:33 AM

i love yew my demonic warlock lover

amirite?

Bizantium · 02-11-2006, 11:35 AM

btw her sister plays an alliance character on Hyjal named Ransom

Shanter · 02-11-2006, 11:35 AM

Is that what 13 year old girls look like now? Why can't I go back to high school?

xar · 02-11-2006, 11:36 AM

Definately screenshots material. Get the fuck out.

Bizantium · 02-11-2006, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shanter

Is that what 13 year old girls look like now? Why can't I go back to high school?

I believe 13 years old are in middle school

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xar

Definately screenshots material. Get the fuck out

Yeah, Iam aware i made a huge mistake. Thx for pointing that out

02-11-2006, 11:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bizantium Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 741 +0 Internets	The Bizantium Experience - WoW Girl 2-11-06 at 2:47pm EST I recieved a phone call from the number 541-761-0068 with some lady on the phone who rudely asked " Who am I speaking to? ". I fortunately had the phone near me so I replied " Well that depends who you're looking for! " and she says " Im looking for Edgar?!? " and so I thought it was some dumb friend of mine trying to be funny so I say " Oh thats me! Sup nigga? " and there was a sudden pause... " DONT you dare talk to my daughter again, she is only 13 years and i'am now calling the police. You're in such big trouble now asshole! " So im thinking... wow this is definetly a prank. Me: Who are you ma'am?? lady: This is sam's mother! Shes only 13 years old what are you doing talking to her? Me: Sam's mother??? Mom: Yes! Sams mother! I swear to god if you pick up another phone call from her im going to go where ever the hell you're at and deal with your sorry ass myself!!! Me: wha.... click ( she hangs up ) So I called back to see if the bitch would answer the phone and when I heard the answer machine I heard the voice of a girl I met on WoW ( lol ) who was supposedly 17 years old. We spoke on the phone for like 3 weeks... It got seriously annoying and she just kept begging me for a relationship so I was like fuck it! she lives in oregon anyways!!! So i told her I Loved Her and shes all like " awww omg im going to cry now! I dont ever want us to break up!" . All I can think of is that this chick is fucking retarded to the 5th power. So we talk on the phone for a bit and play WoW together. I run her through a few dungeons and she rubs her pussy ( supposedly ) for me on the phone and I just enjoy the sounds... She purposely tries to fuck with my head by stretching and making moaning noises during our conversations on the face.. on the internet she constantly tells me how she'd fuck me. Was cute at the same time because she'd really use her imagination and tell me she'd want me to fuck her side ways, on a desk, she'd suck my cock while I was doing a MC run and all types of shit like that...anyways So one day I told her I didnt wanna be part of this online bullshit anymore and she kinda got depressed, or at least she was acting like it, and ever since that day we spoke on the net and she was very anti-social and dull. So its been about 2 weeks since I've last heard from her and today... Her mom calls??? Maybe she OD'd on drugs and blamed it on me? lol. In total I recieved several strange phone calls from area codes I did not recognize... The numbers were... 866-668-0047 - UNKNOWN 541-761-0068 - Sams cell phone or her moms 306-655-5888 - UNKNOWN The unknown calls were people who called and never said a word. Interesting if you'd ask me. Hopefully they'll call back sometime later today or tomorrow lol. PICTURES??? Sure!! Say Hello to SAMANTHA COLE! ( Liar Liar? ) a 13 year old girl who said she was 17 who lives in Oregon and is soon moving to LA. Sup-fucking-posedly. If anything else happens ill update ROFLFUCKZ

02-11-2006, 11:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
Hardcore Cracka Majestik Moose Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,531	Looks like Hilary Duff with shitty hair. __________________

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02-11-2006, 11:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Screenshots --->

02-11-2006, 11:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bizantium Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 741 +0 Internets	DANG!!! NOT AGAIN!

02-11-2006, 11:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Elerion My milkshake Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 927 -3 Internets	You told a 17 year old girl you met on WoW that you loved her.

02-11-2006, 11:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
Elerion My milkshake Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 927 -3 Internets	You'd have to beat Hilary Duff with the ugly stick for week straight to get her to look like that. (Pre-bulemia Duff. Much like the D&D Movie, post-bulemia Duff doesn't exist)

02-11-2006, 11:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
Murr Token Gnome Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 1,755 +8 Internets	i'm speechless

02-11-2006, 11:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
Blazemore Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 216 -1 Internets	How some of you freaks get yourselves into these situations is extremely beyond me.

02-11-2006, 11:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
Needless loves internets! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,383 +12 Internets	i love yew my demonic warlock lover amirite?

02-11-2006, 11:35 AM	#12 (permalink)
Bizantium Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 741 +0 Internets	btw her sister plays an alliance character on Hyjal named Ransom

02-11-2006, 11:35 AM	#13 (permalink)
Shanter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ATL Posts: 389 -3 Internets	Is that what 13 year old girls look like now? Why can't I go back to high school?

02-11-2006, 11:36 AM	#14 (permalink)
xar Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 176 +0 Internets	Definately screenshots material. Get the fuck out.