The Myspace Adventures of Crystal Berry!

[Samus Aran]

Read all conversations from the bottom up, I don't feel like redoing them.

When I saw the pure genius that is the meatspin exploit, I knew at once what must be done: create a dummy account which will be used to hack the planet!

But damn, Potam, how on Earth are you gonna get friends with all these people to comment on their myspace? Simple, guys, throw up a picture of a really fucking hot girl (perhaps even 2?), and let the invites flood in.

And here is our girl.

And boy, did the invites flood in. When I woke up the next morning (~6 hours later), we had 11 invites. I took a shower, came back and checked: 10 more invites. Shit was getting fun. By ~2 PM, we had about 50 friends--90% guys who thought we were "super HOTT".

From: I intend to live forever. So far so good
Date: Feb 6, 2006 11:42 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: yo
Body: ahh its cool, hit me up some other time then!!

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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 6, 2006 11:39 PM

oh im sry babe. i had to talk to my gf on aim and she's have guy troublez


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From: Tryin 2 change my life style 1 step at a time
Date: Feb 6, 2006 11:37 PM

damn i couldnt even get a reply, burn lol, its all good, payce then

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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 6, 2006 10:45 PM

hehe add me to ur frends and well talk about this l8r



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From: Tryin 2 change my life style 1 step at a time
Date: Feb 6, 2006 10:44 PM

well im down for some ill show u mine if you show me yours shit, talkin 3rd grade status, its all in good fun , let me know sexy

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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 6, 2006 10:41 PM

when i get my boobies done in a few months im gonna send all my friends before and afters

maybe ull get some pix early lol

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From: Tryin 2 change my life style 1 step at a time
Date: Feb 6, 2006 10:40 PM

well if your looking for cute guys why did u message me, but damn girl sexy ass pic, u seen me wit my shirt off u should return the favor, lol yeah right we all know i aint that lucky lol

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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 6, 2006 10:35 PM

not much, im new to myspace and was just looking for all the cute guys hehe lol

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From: Tryin 2 change my life style 1 step at a time
Date: Feb 6, 2006 10:33 PM

hey whats up girl, whats good wit you?

It was at this time my friend and I realized the possibilities Crystal Berry presented us.

Soon, our thoughts shifted from, "How many people can we meatspin?" to, "I wonder just what the fuck we can get these desperate fucking Myspace fags to do?"

Subject: RE: RE: Question?
Body: I'm 27 and looking for some very discreet fun. You interested?

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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 2:22 PM

well uh how much older? because a gurl has to have her limits you know



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From: Cory
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:21 AM

Can I have some pics of you and are you interested in older men?

Subject: RE: RE: Hey there
Body: sweet! check it out here
http://www.angelfire.com/psy/adecious27/fun/Story1.htm
and yes... i did write it

IM me when your done reading it
Adecious2003 on yahoo
adecious27 on aim
blaster1995@hotmail.com on msn



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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 2:10 PM

umm what is it hunny?



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From: Mike
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:04 AM

hey there,... I was wondering if i could get you to help me a moment?

i need a womans opinion on something i wrote, but its pretty graphic and i dont want to offend you... will you read it?

It was getting pretty fucking ridiculous.

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: Hey I have to get back to work, gimme call if you please my name is Reid, I am not a psyco or anything so dont be scared hahahahahah 770-361-8128


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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:38 AM

yeh i know, its just my last like several relationships were nothing but sex so yeh, there really isnt too much that could surprize me anymore



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From: rere
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:37 AM

I never said anything about that, u must have sex on your mind hehehehehehe, I am looking for more than that also but hard to find



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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:34 AM

hehe now ur trying to hard, i'm looking for more than just sex



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From: rere
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:29 AM

it is hard to really tell what some one looks like unless u see them in real life hehehehe,,,,,


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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:27 AM

awww thanks, plz vote for me on the ranking and proove it tho pretty plz?! : (



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From: rere
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:26 AM

u lil babes like to party, yall might be the cutest girls on myspace hehehehe


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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:25 AM

aww thanks, nothing much rite now, just being crazy hehe you kno how it is ; )


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From: rere
Date: Feb 7, 2006 11:22 AM

hey girl whats up how are u, u seem really fun and sweet whats up

And some were more up front:

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From: Greg
Date: Feb 7, 2006 12:52 PM

god your beautiful.. very sexy.. awsome body..nice boobs wish we could trade nude pics.. my email addy is gregwork2318@yahoo.com

Oh God, now this was too good! I went along with it, thinking I'd get some funny pictures of a desperate guy in some amusing poses trying to "sexify" himself up. Too fucking bad this is what he sent:



But there is hope!

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: No Subject
Body: thats sucks.


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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 1:33 PM

mmm sorry babe it looks like you all are reallin love, i dont wanna be in the middle of that, im lookin 4 a commitment rite now sry babe : (



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From: Greg
Date: Feb 7, 2006 1:26 PM

ok sent.. but could u send yours now?



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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 1:22 PM

lets see ur gf first, i wanna kno my competition


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From: Greg
Date: Feb 7, 2006 1:19 PM

would u please send your pics any way?


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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 1:12 PM

umm sry i dont do baby dicks : (


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From: Greg
Date: Feb 7, 2006 1:09 PM

ok great.. i just sent mine



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From: model gurl69
Date: Feb 7, 2006 12:57 PM

s2r baby ; ) xoxo_sxy_babe6969@hotmail.com

ill b waiting :0

xoxo Crystal xoxo

And this is the bounty (beware, it ain't anything special!):














Expect updates on the adventures of Crystal Berry.

[Samus Aran]

And we're now working on getting some hot bi/lesbos to send us pics.

[Samus Aran]

Finally.

[Viticius]

Genius

[khanibal]

The saddest part of this entire post is you can tell that guy is trying so fucking hard to make his dick look huge.

Myspace harbors such horrible failures.

[Samus Aran]

Good times

[Arbuste]

Funny.

[Cornholio]

haha

[EnigmaticParadigm]

I see good things for this thread. Good work.

[WillzZz]

Future Internet Gold in the making? You heard it here first!

[randomguy]

bravo. hilarious.

[Whyme]

Inspiration: Jenna Jameson.

I lol'd.

This thread has potential.

[Astaire]

I just can't get over the idea that actual people get on, see a picture of a girl, and start messaging her with this shit.

"Hey huny i just saw yo pic and thought dayam i'd like to tap that, hit me up"

Does that shit actually fucking work? This shits funny and I hope you eventually bomb the hell out of their profiles but jesus, who talks like that?

[Shogon]

What the! That's my dick!

[Zuuljin]

Originally Posted by Astaire

I just can't get over the idea that actual people get on, see a picture of a girl, and start messaging her with this shit.

"Hey huny i just saw yo pic and thought dayam i'd like to tap that, hit me up"

Does that shit actually fucking work? This shits funny and I hope you eventually bomb the hell out of their profiles but jesus, who talks like that?

Yup, just like anyone can trash talk behind anominity, so can they hit on other people. The internet is so impersonal, what do they have to lose? Worst case is they dont respond back. Big fuckin deal. Its alot easier then being rejected face to face by a girl. And in the off chance it does work? Free booty.

Of course the downside is....people like Potam will take advantage of people looking to get some action. =D