Japan for teh win

Zhavric · 02-07-2006, 01:20 PM

Welcome home, Master," says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress.

This maid serves not some aristocrat but a string of pop-culture-mad customers at a "Maid Cafe" in Tokyo's Akihabara district, long known as a Mecca for electronics buffs but now also the center of the capital's "nerd culture."

"When they address you as 'Master', the feeling you get is like a high," says Koji Abei, a 20-year-old student having coffee with a friend at the Royal Milk Cafe and Aromacare.

"I've never felt that way before."

Maid cafes dot Akihabara, which has become a second home for Tokyo's "otaku" -- roughly translated as "geeks." They're known for their devotion to comics and computer games and can easily be identified by their standard outfit of track suit, knapsack and spectacles.

Why the FUCK don't we have places like that in America? Why aren't there WiFi coffee houses with jap girls calling us Master?

Zappo_Crappo · 02-07-2006, 01:54 PM

i dont know about you, but i own a couple of asians that call me master.

Badass · 02-07-2006, 02:04 PM

White women are evil.

dak · 02-07-2006, 02:21 PM

As a pen and paper rpg playing, MMORPG talking, MUD reminiscing nerd I can safely say if I ever got that desperate for a female attention I'd get a whore. K thx.

blindeye · 02-07-2006, 02:31 PM

you can have them spoon feed you, god wtf? im sure azshara wont erupt into flames in the 5 minutes it takes you to eat.

eXarc · 02-07-2006, 02:34 PM

"When they address you as 'Master', the feeling you get is like a high,"

lmao
hardcore nerds are funny.

Reolien01 · 02-07-2006, 03:25 PM

I feel high when I'm high, I'll stick to that

Eomer · 02-07-2006, 03:29 PM

I'll stick with strip clubs and massage parlours owned by bikers, thanks. Unless I can throw dollar coins at these maids as well, then that might be fun.

Bunkertor 7 · 02-07-2006, 04:17 PM

Do they suck your cock too?

Samus Aran · 02-07-2006, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badass

White women are evil.

qft

02-07-2006, 01:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zhavric Shovel > bat Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,020 +2 Internets	Japan for teh win Japan for teh win. Welcome home, Master," says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress. This maid serves not some aristocrat but a string of pop-culture-mad customers at a "Maid Cafe" in Tokyo's Akihabara district, long known as a Mecca for electronics buffs but now also the center of the capital's "nerd culture." "When they address you as 'Master', the feeling you get is like a high," says Koji Abei, a 20-year-old student having coffee with a friend at the Royal Milk Cafe and Aromacare. "I've never felt that way before." Maid cafes dot Akihabara, which has become a second home for Tokyo's "otaku" -- roughly translated as "geeks." They're known for their devotion to comics and computer games and can easily be identified by their standard outfit of track suit, knapsack and spectacles. Why the FUCK don't we have places like that in America? Why aren't there WiFi coffee houses with jap girls calling us Master? __________________ "You have now earned the right to use spider jeruselum as your avatar. Carry on." ZHAVRIC

02-07-2006, 01:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zappo_Crappo Hunka Hunka Burnin luv Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 269 -3 Internets	i dont know about you, but i own a couple of asians that call me master. __________________ Zappo Mousezilla

02-07-2006, 02:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
dak Enough wicked gay on this board as it is. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,147	As a pen and paper rpg playing, MMORPG talking, MUD reminiscing nerd I can safely say if I ever got that desperate for a female attention I'd get a whore. K thx. __________________ Give me negative internets you cock sucking nobodies. RIP Spiderman-Troupe 2002-2008

02-07-2006, 03:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Reolien01 Testicles Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 584 +0 Internets	I feel high when I'm high, I'll stick to that __________________

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02-07-2006, 02:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Badass Has a pocket full of shells. Join Date: May 2003 Location: Cali. Posts: 454 +0 Internets	White women are evil.

02-07-2006, 02:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
blindeye Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 788 +0 Internets	you can have them spoon feed you, god wtf? im sure azshara wont erupt into flames in the 5 minutes it takes you to eat.

02-07-2006, 02:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
eXarc Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 980 +0 Internets	"When they address you as 'Master', the feeling you get is like a high," lmao hardcore nerds are funny.

02-07-2006, 03:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,764 +26 Internets	I'll stick with strip clubs and massage parlours owned by bikers, thanks. Unless I can throw dollar coins at these maids as well, then that might be fun.

02-07-2006, 04:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bunkertor 7 Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 281 +0 Internets	Do they suck your cock too?