Only in Missouri

gavinrad · 12-13-2005, 09:04 AM

actually, it happened in France.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

The best part is near the end.

Valorale · 12-13-2005, 09:19 AM

w..t..f.... the dad wasnt too happy? ticked off? someone find his email and link him to rais's comment in dexz's thread.. this man is in dire need of reclaiming his balls.

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A real man who had his chick fuck other guys behind him, would kill them both. If you were ANY TYPE of man you would blow their heads off. Dont be a pussy. Just think everytime you kissed her, you were just sucking on Matts dick, not to mention whoever else she was fucking. How does Matt's nut taste? Is it salty? Did you swollow his cum or did you swish it around in your mouth after you kissed your little whore? His nutt is all over your tooth brush also. Does it make Crest taste diffrently?

How about when you were fucking her? I bet she was wishing Matt was there banging her. I would bet she also had been fucked by her dad when she was younger. Crazy chicks like this just want any dick, and the most fucked up way is the best. So when you were plowing her in the ass, I bet she was thinking " Ohhh daddy I bet mommy's asshole isnt this tight!" Im willing to even go on the limb here and say shes been fucking around on you since day 1. Once a cheater always a cheater.

So stop being a pussy and let Matt and Slut know whats up gangbanger style bitch.

Jubee · 12-13-2005, 10:00 AM

What was the point in bringing up Missouri?

I live in St. Louis and I hate to break it to you, but it's not filled with rednecks and mother rapers. No matter how much Nelly wants it to be.

gavinrad · 12-13-2005, 10:04 AM

yeah, you also have the ozarks.

dub · 12-13-2005, 10:11 AM

Sorry Jubee, although St. Louis ain't bad, in my travels across the country, the Missouri countryside is by far one of the most rednecky/white trashy areas I have ever seen.

Arbitrary · 12-13-2005, 10:17 AM

I thought all the parts of Missouri that had people in them were ugly and poor, but the other areas were relatively pretty.

Kasonic · 12-13-2005, 10:38 AM

Zhavric · 12-13-2005, 10:38 AM

Excuse me, but how fuking STUPID do these people have to be?

"Oh, you're 52 and live in suburb X and have interests in this that & the other? You know, my mom is 52, lives in that suburb and is into all those same things..."

Samus Aran · 12-13-2005, 10:52 AM

Weekly World News strikes FoHSS again!

Jubee · 12-13-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhavric

Excuse me, but how fuking STUPID do these people have to be?

"Oh, you're 52 and live in suburb X and have interests in this that & the other? You know, my mom is 52, lives in that suburb and is into all those same things..."

If the story is true (which I doubt), she sent him pictures of another woman. If she lied about that, I'm pretty sure she lied about her age.

Anyway, maybe I'm considered country by fancy city slickers and I just don't realize it because thats what I'm surrounded by. But anybody that says Missouri is filled to the brim with rednecks obviously hasn't been to Arkansas or Kentucky.

I visited a friend in Kentucky last year. His closest neighbor (read: 4 miles away) had atleast 40 trees worth of firewood stacked around his barn. It was like his barn built a fort out of firewood. He didn't have heating, so he kept his fireplace going 24/7. My family owns a couple "summer" houses in rural areas (read: 1 mile between neighbors) and even we have a friggen furnace.

James · 12-13-2005, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by potam

Weekly World News strikes FoHSS again!

Hahahahahaha, fucking owned.

dub · 12-13-2005, 11:09 AM

Potam makes a good point...

DJ3 · 12-13-2005, 06:18 PM

Yes, all the people who actually live in the Midwest make fun of Kentucky.

I'm not sure who Kentucky makes fun of.

Akileese · 12-13-2005, 06:53 PM

Probably France now.

Samus Aran · 12-13-2005, 07:46 PM

Thank god for the Pure-dee pics cus after reading that sick ass shit I needed to see some fine ass hoochie to wash the sick mental images away.

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dub Registered Snoozer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pleasuretown Posts: 811	Sorry Jubee, although St. Louis ain't bad, in my travels across the country, the Missouri countryside is by far one of the most rednecky/white trashy areas I have ever seen.

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Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Weekly World News strikes FoHSS again!

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DJ3 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 246 +0 Internets	Yes, all the people who actually live in the Midwest make fun of Kentucky. I'm not sure who Kentucky makes fun of.

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Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 771 +1 Internets	Thank god for the Pure-dee pics cus after reading that sick ass shit I needed to see some fine ass hoochie to wash the sick mental images away.