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12-12-2005, 02:51 AM
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| Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Banned.... SIKE!
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 | Am I a bad person? Ok so I was talking with my good friend(even tho he wont admit it anymore i bet) Cervantes and a handfull of my exguildmembers in ventrillo the other night. So were all bullshitting and whatever and Cervantes tells me that Im a bad person for telling some dude whos in a wheelchair that i would shove his emo glasses up his ass(long story, but he hit on my gf so wheelchair or not hes fair game imo). So were talking and I told him a story about how when I used to work at Staples, there was a retarded(i forget the PC word for retarded sry) kid who worked there. He used to follow me around and basically annoy me(because i couldnt understand what he was saying) i dunno. Oh yeah he had one of those walker things with a bike horn on it, cause he couldnt walk. So yeah anyways one day I saw him following me as I was walking into the backroom to hide from customers. So when i got into the backroom I hide behind a skid of product. He came in the backroom and started walking around looking for me. He didnt see me so he started to walk back. As he was walking back, something came over me and I jumped out from behind the skid of product and yelled his name. Apparently retarded(sry) kids are very susceptible to people jumping out and yelling at them, and he fell over his little walker and landed on the ground. THIS IS WHERE IT GETS TRICKY. I know what I did was wrong. HOWEVER, in my opinion, since AFTER I KNOCKED HIM OVER I helped him get back up I should get some of that negative karma reduced. Cervantes feels that even tho I helped him back up, I should get no positive points for helping him up. I ALSO HELPED HIM COOK ONE OF THOSE SINGLE SERVING DENTY MOORE BEEF STEWS IN THE MICROWAVE SINCE HE COULDNT TAKE OFF THE METAL LID. So imo its like Im not like Saint Peter, but Im also not like Adolph Hitler you know? FEEDBACK |
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12-12-2005, 02:57 AM
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| I love pajama pants  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Colorado Springs
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| Thats not too bad in my opinion. If someone hits on my girl I dont care if they have disabilities, they are asking for it. And the annoying retard you scared in the bathroom was funny, and since you didnt know that retard dudes are easily scared (i didnt know either) then you're innocent, but guilty of bad judgement I guess. Not so bad Why you so worried about impressing this friend of yours? |
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12-12-2005, 03:04 AM
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| No Surprises.  Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Houston, TX
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| That made me lol'ed. Make a list of all the bad things you've done and start correcting them, you'll get your karma back. Wow, that should be a TV show.
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12-12-2005, 04:25 AM
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| Forum Janitor  Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit
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+14 Internets | Why did you jump and yell at him? Anyway, I don't think it's that bad. Just because someone is a retard doesn't mean you need to treat them like the queen of england. Trying to scare someone is 'always' funny if you succeed. A heart attack or falling down is just icing on the cake. |
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12-12-2005, 04:44 AM
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| Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: BC, Canada
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 | karma is a bunch of bullshit anyway invented by whiners who didn't get what they wanted, ever heard of the placebo effect? in reality you make your own breaks. what does george carlin say, "in the good old days, retarded people and cripples were corralled into the center of town and stoned to death". Now they got fuckin powered wheelchairs and don't have to starve to death because they got dinty moore beef stew, don't expect me to be extra nice to them just because they somehow survived past age 3 in spite of darwinism, i've got my own problems to deal with. |
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12-12-2005, 04:47 AM
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| Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Banned.... SIKE!
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12-12-2005, 04:53 AM
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| Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005
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| The only karma there is comes in the form of retribution*. If you're not fearing retribution from the retard kid or wheelchair dude, I wouldn't worry too much. *I mean... some unrelated bad shit doesn't happen because you acted badly before some way. Karma really only works by chance, in the sense that, the more you act like a jack ass, the more likely (more chances) of people actually turning around and beating (or finding revenge in someway) on you. |
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12-12-2005, 05:07 AM
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| Closing in on Makata Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: USA
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| I assume you are under 25 and have a bit of the teenage douche in you. Chalk this up to youth. Clocking a cripple who’s mentally with it for hitting anyone, that'll be OK till the 2nd Coming. As for the mentally retarded guy, doing that shit when you get older will somehow get you either sued and out of cash/possessions or lend you time in the clink suckin on the dink of your cellmate, as you'll be tried as an adult for assault or reckless indifference to human life. You genuinely feel remorse that the retarded kid got hurt, but thank God you're not retarded, I mean he only feels Good or Bad, and he'll never feel/understand anything else (/the suck). You, however, do understand infinitely more and being nice to him, once in a while, won't kill you.
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