Malious SS Memebers only....

[Golbez]

Well, im gonna go in an throw my favourite Seinfeld quote into the picture.

Breaking up with someone is like tipping over a pop machine, you can't do it all in one push... you gotta rock it back and forth a bit before it finally falls over.

[Josh]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Do you really have to ask for advice from THIS forum on what to do in this situation? You know, the fact that you even ask for advice about this shows you are a pussy. I think you need to stay with her because you belong with a woman like that.

[Runnen]

Meh, the story was funny in my opinion, and I really doubt he's truly asking for advice.. Looks to me like his mind's already set since he said that staying the first two times was a mistake and so he's probably already packed his shit by now and just wanted to give us a sample of his fucked-up woman.. I don't mind the relationship stories if they're all as well-written and entertaining.

[Cybsled]

Chances are she had a different idea of what a "break" was then you. Therefore, you fooling around with other girls and whatnot during this period would constitute cheating in her mind.

Not taking sides, but I imagine there was just a different perception as to what a "break" was or the issue was not clearly communicated at the time.

In any case, the damage is done by both parties. Ce la vie!

[Frawdo]

Originally Posted by Mir

Maybe I'm in the minority here but when did this forum become a soapbox for people to whine about their shity relationships? It's been happening more and more lately and it's retarded.

Here's what you do, go make a myspace profile, cry on there about how your girlfriend cheated on you (because that's never happened to anyone else ever in the history of time), then kill yourself. 100 cool points if you post on your myspace fag blog to call the police because you slit your wrists...and that you're "so sorry <3"

You're not alone. The entire post was in serious jeopardy of getting a visit from the Waaambulance. I think the fragmented sentences throughout the story were periods when his crying became uncontrollable.

[Lyrical]

To the op;

This board is the wrong place to ask for advice, since so many posters are still living in their parents' basements, haven't showered in a few weeks, or ever kissed a girl.

I have been in an almost similar situation (other than the fact I am sure she wasn't cheating, if she was, she would have been booted). When I was 25, I let a woman who I was having sex with move in with me to the house I owned. Big mistake. For some reason, women seem to think that if you move in with them, then marriage is next. And they expect a wedding ring, but don't tell you they are expecting one. All the time, they go around with this pent up rage and you can't figure out why. My ex used to start arguments just to start them, and it was the result of me being able to supposedly read her mind. I tell anyone, never move in with a female before marriage. The divorce rate is higher among people who live together first. And the worst part is that depending on where you live, she can be your common law wife (and take you for half of what you have), even though you never married her. I know a person at one of business accounts who lived with someone for six months, and when they broke up, she took him for $70,000!

It is time to kick her to the curb and quit playing safe. Most married people will tell you that things were better when they were dating, because people are trying to put on their best appearances and behavior. Most likely, it's not going to get any better than what it is right now. So it's all downhill from here!

Life is short, and if there is too much strife and dissension now, it is time to find a new girlfriend. Years later, I am married, have my first baby, and am happy. We are on the same page and don't argue on much. I am really glad I am not with my ex, even though at the time, we were pretty dysfunctional. There is a better one out there for you.

[oknedark]

Some already said this, and they were right. Break it off for 6months at least, and let things go as they may. No fucking, no cuddling, no romantic dinners, just get the fuck away from each other and let things be.

Theres no such thing as pride, or balls, in love. If you guys love each other, down the line you will both find some way to make it work, and if you cant get over this then its a good time to find out now.


I fully support going after the EX in any way shape or form such that you do not get charged with assault.

[Ham n Cheese]

Jesus man that sounds like it sucks big time. You finally think this time its right and she proves you wrong. I think you know you have to leave her now, because if you don't she'll let you think everything is fine again until she's bored or wants something else.

Move on, it's your only option now.

[Hatorade]

Ok this is what you do..get a black man. No doubt his dick is bigger then yours. Then you have him hide in a closet or whatever while you start to fuck her. Then suggest something kinky like a blind fold and knots. Tie her up cont to fuck her. Then have your friend with the big cock come out and fuck her in the ass with no lube. Niggers love to do that shit. Take pictures and post them here.

[Turkish]

My steps to this problem (I had a similar issue)

Step one: Drink.

Step two: Throw a giant "fuck that bitch" party where you and all your friends bring over all their shit from their past relationships and set it all on fire while drinking insane amounts of alcohol. Ironically it was on independence day for us. How fitting.

Step three: Start to ove on. It's not easy. It never will be. But she lied, she will always be a liar and don't believe her words, only believe her actions. These were her actions, man up and walk away. You can do no more for it.

[Reolien01]

Turn gay and have buttsecks

[Liz]

Originally Posted by Dexz

then the typical bullshit ensued, first I was really pissed at the fact, then trying to be the mature person I am tried to explain the situation.

I left the bitch at chili's with no ride home.

Now that the obligitory slam on your post is out of the way...

Originally Posted by Dexz

Have fun with it.... What would you do.....

1 - Take the ring back.
2 - Go into her purse and take your balls back.
3 - Once a cheater always a cheater.
4 - No relationship is perfect and they sure has hell aren't always easy BUT you have to recognize when it's time to pull the plug.
5 - Figure out that the more distance you put between you and her the faster you'll get over her.
6 - See #5, if you don't this is the joy you have to look forward to for as long as it takes you to realize #5.
7 - FFS take the ring back!

[Zanetsu]

if you don't post pics of her this thread will go unfulfilled.

you HAVE to.

[Rune]

Originally Posted by Crystara

Old, but appropriate for the situation.

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~grstone/videos/homebase.asf

You know for expecting more horse sex, that was fucking awesome

[STFU]

Originally Posted by Hatorade

Posts: 666

The screenshots forum has been lacking for about a week now. I like the change of pace this thread has brought.