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Crystara · 12-11-2005, 10:51 AM

Old, but appropriate for the situation.

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~grstone/videos/homebase.asf

razazi1 · 12-11-2005, 10:52 AM

What you gonna do with the ring?

FanBuss · 12-11-2005, 10:52 AM

Go hire Vin Diesel to have sex with her, cause when Vin climaxes any chick he's fucking simply explodes.

blindeye · 12-11-2005, 10:52 AM

Sever all contact.

Hooby · 12-11-2005, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiskyChris

Sounds like some crap I went through. Push her down a few flights of stairs.

Yes! That makes two votes, you have to do it now

Big W Powah! · 12-11-2005, 10:54 AM

My suggestion would be have a three(four)some with her best friend, mom, and possibly sister. Then, before you tell her about it, do her doggy style, ram it in her ass, then pull out, spit on her back, when she turns around, proceed to give her a Strawberry Swirl (punch her nose til it bleeds then splooge on it), and then show her the secrete video you took of her Mom sucking you off while you finger her best friend and sister and smile into the camera saying "Fuck you"..

FanBuss · 12-11-2005, 10:58 AM

Don't forget to give her a Glass Bottom Boat before you dump her ass.

Dantre · 12-11-2005, 11:00 AM

Since I've seen friends and guys in this situation too many times I'm not going to say 'walk away, cut your loses, and find someone better,' because I know even if you say yes now, you'll be back in her arms in about 30 seconds should she come walking by.

Instead I'll just say - have fun the next 2 years pursuing a broken relationship!

James · 12-11-2005, 11:05 AM

Nudie pics and AIDS.

Mir · 12-11-2005, 11:20 AM

Maybe I'm in the minority here but when did this forum become a soapbox for people to whine about their shity relationships? It's been happening more and more lately and it's retarded.

Here's what you do, go make a myspace profile, cry on there about how your girlfriend cheated on you (because that's never happened to anyone else ever in the history of time), then kill yourself. 100 cool points if you post on your myspace fag blog to call the police because you slit your wrists...and that you're "so sorry <3"

tjac · 12-11-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dexz

she had gotten into my email account

Regardless of whatever you're at fault for, you can't ever fix a relationship with a person who will eavesdrop/spy on your email.

She doesn't trust you. She doesn't want to trust you. She's justifies her distrust with her own unscrupulous act. She might even get off on being mad at you. It won't ever change.

Be strong and be done with her.

Shogon · 12-11-2005, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big W Powah!

My suggestion would be have a three(four)some with her best friend, mom, and possibly sister. Then, before you tell her about it, do her doggy style, ram it in her ass, then pull out, spit on her back, when she turns around, proceed to give her a Strawberry Swirl (punch her nose til it bleeds then splooge on it), and then show her the secrete video you took of her Mom sucking you off while you finger her best friend and sister and smile into the camera saying "Fuck you"..

I'm sorry but there isn't a man alive on the planet smooth/cool/rich enough to pull those all off at the same time like the scenario you just described.

Angry Amadeus · 12-11-2005, 11:59 AM

Well, shit man. KGB logger on any system will tell you exactly who she's typing to, and get you all of her passwords.

And it's free.

*cough*

Angry Amadeus · 12-11-2005, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogon

I'm sorry but there isn't a man alive on the planet smooth/cool/rich enough to pull those all off at the same time like the scenario you just described.

Billy Zane.

FanBuss · 12-11-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogon

I'm sorry but there isn't a man alive on the planet smooth/cool/rich enough to pull those all off at the same time like the scenario you just described.

Wilt Chamberlein?

12-11-2005, 10:54 AM	#21 (permalink)
Big W Powah! You pussies can -interwebs better than that. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 3,044 -80 Internets	My suggestion would be have a three(four)some with her best friend, mom, and possibly sister. Then, before you tell her about it, do her doggy style, ram it in her ass, then pull out, spit on her back, when she turns around, proceed to give her a Strawberry Swirl (punch her nose til it bleeds then splooge on it), and then show her the secrete video you took of her Mom sucking you off while you finger her best friend and sister and smile into the camera saying "Fuck you".. __________________ Brutefight Motherfucker

12-11-2005, 11:05 AM	#24 (permalink)
James You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,384	Nudie pics and AIDS. __________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.

12-11-2005, 11:59 AM	#28 (permalink)
Angry Amadeus Brained. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Salzburg Posts: 1,798	Well, shit man. KGB logger on any system will tell you exactly who she's typing to, and get you all of her passwords. And it's free. cough __________________ Angry Amadeus Burn in hell, Salieri

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12-11-2005, 10:51 AM	#16 (permalink)
Crystara Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 148 +1 Internets	Old, but appropriate for the situation. http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~grstone/videos/homebase.asf

12-11-2005, 10:52 AM	#17 (permalink)
razazi1 Representing Sweden Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 79 +0 Internets	What you gonna do with the ring?

12-11-2005, 10:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
FanBuss hates O RLY Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,378 -3 Internets	Go hire Vin Diesel to have sex with her, cause when Vin climaxes any chick he's fucking simply explodes.

12-11-2005, 10:52 AM	#19 (permalink)
blindeye Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 788 +0 Internets	Sever all contact.

12-11-2005, 10:58 AM	#22 (permalink)
FanBuss hates O RLY Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,378 -3 Internets	Don't forget to give her a Glass Bottom Boat before you dump her ass.

12-11-2005, 11:00 AM	#23 (permalink)
Dantre Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 363 -20 Internets	Since I've seen friends and guys in this situation too many times I'm not going to say 'walk away, cut your loses, and find someone better,' because I know even if you say yes now, you'll be back in her arms in about 30 seconds should she come walking by. Instead I'll just say - have fun the next 2 years pursuing a broken relationship!

12-11-2005, 11:20 AM	#25 (permalink)
Mir HULK SMASH Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Saturn Posts: 232 -1 Internets	Maybe I'm in the minority here but when did this forum become a soapbox for people to whine about their shity relationships? It's been happening more and more lately and it's retarded. Here's what you do, go make a myspace profile, cry on there about how your girlfriend cheated on you (because that's never happened to anyone else ever in the history of time), then kill yourself. 100 cool points if you post on your myspace fag blog to call the police because you slit your wrists...and that you're "so sorry <3"